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Chinese plot to invade the us discovered in Florida
A plan by the Chinese to invade the USA has been uncovered in Florida. The plan starts with a major diversion that has been prepared over many years with many normal Americans playing an unwitting part.
The basis of the plan is they send millions of toys with the phrase 'Some adult assembly required' written on them. Once they are unpackaged the person finds thousands of pieces, a three volume book in badly translated Engrish and a large sheet of stickers. They then proceed to spend the next ****ing week putting the bloody thing together allowing a massive force of Chinese to sneak into the country taking over whilst all able bodied men are working feverishly assembling piece 200-9-aa/765/hutflob to the large flange with the incorrectly drilled hole. or is it just at my house? |
Re: Chinese plot to invade the us discovered in Florida
Originally Posted by Thydney
A plan by the Chinese to invade the USA has been uncovered in Florida. The plan starts with a major diversion that has been prepared over many years with many normal Americans playing an unwitting part.
The basis of the plan is they send millions of toys with the phrase 'Some adult assembly required' written on them. Once they are unpackaged the person finds thousands of pieces, a three volume book in badly translated Engrish and a large sheet of stickers. They then proceed to spend the next ****ing week putting the bloody thing together allowing a massive force of Chinese to sneak into the country taking over whilst all able bodied men are working feverishly assembling piece 200-9-aa/765/hutflob to the large flange with the incorrectly drilled hole. or is it just at my house? |
Re: Chinese plot to invade the us discovered in Florida
Originally Posted by ScousePete
OK, I'll vote for you. Just please make it stop.
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