Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
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Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Well folks, with only 7 weeks to go, Mr and Mrs M went to childbirth classes yesterday. Gone are my illusions of Mrs M having some slight discomfort and no mess - in came lectures of blood, bowel movements and hours of agony.. (how attractive)
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by CarlM
Well folks, with only 7 weeks to go, Mr and Mrs M went to childbirth classes yesterday. Gone are my illusions of Mrs M having some slight discomfort and no mess - in came lectures of blood, bowel movements and hours of agony.. (how attractive)
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
You're gonna cry like a little girl.
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by CarlM
Well folks, with only 7 weeks to go, Mr and Mrs M went to childbirth classes yesterday. Gone are my illusions of Mrs M having some slight discomfort and no mess - in came lectures of blood, bowel movements and hours of agony.. (how attractive)
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by CarlM
Well folks, with only 7 weeks to go, Mr and Mrs M went to childbirth classes yesterday. Gone are my illusions of Mrs M having some slight discomfort and no mess - in came lectures of blood, bowel movements and hours of agony.. (how attractive)
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
pub until she needs a ride home.
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by Celsius
It doesn't matter what you're thinking. It's your wife who's going to be the one who'll need the support.
Thank you for taking the words out of my mouth!
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by CarlM
Well folks, with only 7 weeks to go, Mr and Mrs M went to childbirth classes yesterday. Gone are my illusions of Mrs M having some slight discomfort and no mess - in came lectures of blood, bowel movements and hours of agony.. (how attractive)
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
If you're in the delivery room, and your wife is delivering vaginally, you'll be up by her head and supporting her head, neck, back as she pushes. You won't be able to see any blood/bowel movements/etc unless you look or look in a mirror. Besides, *usually* those things are signs of progress -- that the pushing is effective -- and you'll be relieved of that. (The blood usually comes from tiny blood vessels bursting under pressure, the same as causes a bruise, and it really doesn't hurt).
As to "hours of agony" -- it's more like hours of exhausting effort. The actual pain varies from woman to woman, and whether she decides to have anaesthesia. I have heard that induced births cause more painful contractions than spontaneous births, but it's hard to know because both of mine were induced.
While a c-section may seem to reduce the amount of work beforehand, it increases blood loss and recovery afterwards. It's far more painful afterwards, they usually take the baby for observation, etc. While sometimes medically necessary it shouldn't be used to "minimise" the amount of work beforehand as the process of going through the birth canal helps the baby's lungs work better after birth (squeezes a lot of the gunk out). It's also a less abrupt transition for both mother and baby to have a vaginal delivery.
I guess I looked at it this way: there wasn't any way to change my mind, the baby was going to have to come out some how!
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by CarlM
Well folks, with only 7 weeks to go, Mr and Mrs M went to childbirth classes yesterday. Gone are my illusions of Mrs M having some slight discomfort and no mess - in came lectures of blood, bowel movements and hours of agony.. (how attractive)
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
Reg. Frank R.
Breaka leg, hope all goes well for the 3 (or 4 /5) of u.
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by evoal2003
You already did your part. Drop her off then, wait in the local
pub until she needs a ride home.
pub until she needs a ride home.
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
As an expectant Mum who knows she will be having a c.section, don't assume it's the easy way out, my OH will be cleaning and being a taxi driver for weeks, and boy will I milk it
Come on man, give your wife some support, she will be doing the hard work!
Come on man, give your wife some support, she will be doing the hard work!
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
I know nothing about natural childbirth but I've watched both of my two kids born by Cesarean (note the spelling). It's a startlingly literal/low tech procedure: they cut your beloved open and pull out a baby. I know it sounds obvious, but the impact of seeing it happen right in front of you to people you love is simply indescribable.
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by CarlM
in came lectures of blood, bowel movements and hours of agony.. (how attractive)
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by CarlM
Well folks, with only 7 weeks to go, Mr and Mrs M went to childbirth classes yesterday. Gone are my illusions of Mrs M having some slight discomfort and no mess - in came lectures of blood, bowel movements and hours of agony.. (how attractive)
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
This is a first for me - is it really as bad as i'm thinking??? We watched 3 videos of babies being born, and now im a big advocate of Caesareans!
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by Hiro11
I know nothing about natural childbirth but I've watched both of my two kids born by Cesarean (note the spelling). It's a startlingly literal/low tech procedure: they cut your beloved open and pull out a baby. I know it sounds obvious, but the impact of seeing it happen right in front of you to people you love is simply indescribable.
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by snowbunny
Yeah, they cut every single layer and have to be careful to NOT nick or cut the bladder or bowel. It's highly invasive abdominal surgery, and just because it goes right most of the time doesn't make it any less invasive. In fact, because of the size of the incision needed (6") and the fact that most surgery these days uses microscopes and endoscopy, you could have just about any abdominal procedure done and it would be less cutting going on than with a c-section.
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Re: Child-Birth classes - help a nervous man here!.
Originally Posted by snowbunny
Yeah, they cut every single layer and have to be careful to NOT nick or cut the bladder or bowel. It's highly invasive abdominal surgery, and just because it goes right most of the time doesn't make it any less invasive. In fact, because of the size of the incision needed (6") and the fact that most surgery these days uses microscopes and endoscopy, you could have just about any abdominal procedure done and it would be less cutting going on than with a c-section.