Charles Kennedy Resigns
Jan 9th 2006, 1:17 pm
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Charles Kennedy Resigns
In a startling about turn, flame haired beauty, Charles Kennedy, Leader of The Liberal Democratic Party, has resigned his post, admitting to excessive Scottishness and a desire to spend more time with his Andy Stewart record collection, as the main reasons for his shock departure from the relative obscurity of sideaways, slippery, House of Commons benches.
Long suspected of being a Scotsman, Kennedy had consistently denied allegations of his fondness for shortbread, haggis and calendars featuring wee doggies with tartan coats.
Long suspected of being a Scotsman, Kennedy had consistently denied allegations of his fondness for shortbread, haggis and calendars featuring wee doggies with tartan coats.
Jan 9th 2006, 1:21 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
I say bring back Paddy Pantsdown 
Jan 9th 2006, 1:28 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
Originally Posted by TruBrit
I say bring back Paddy Pantsdown
Jan 9th 2006, 1:30 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
Originally Posted by Ray
In a startling about turn, flame haired beauty, Charles Kennedy, Leader of The Liberal Democratic Party, has resigned his post, admitting to excessive Scottishness and a desire to spend more time with his Andy Stewart record collection, as the main reasons for his shock departure from the relative obscurity of sideaways, slippery, House of Commons benches.
Long suspected of being a Scotsman, Kennedy had consistently denied allegations of his fondness for shortbread, haggis and calendars featuring wee doggies with tartan coats.
Long suspected of being a Scotsman, Kennedy had consistently denied allegations of his fondness for shortbread, haggis and calendars featuring wee doggies with tartan coats.
I'm impressed you know Andy Stewart. Excessive Scottishness....funny.
Jan 9th 2006, 1:30 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
Originally Posted by Ray
You mean The Right Honourable Jeremy John Durham Ashdown, Baron Ashdown of Norton-sub-Hamdon, GCMG, KBE, PC
correct and now hangs out in the Office of the High Representative
in Bosnia-Hercegovina
Jan 9th 2006, 1:35 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
Originally Posted by TruBrit
correct and now hangs out in the Office of the High Representative
in Bosnia-Hercegovina
in Bosnia-Hercegovina
lol jobs for the boys....
Jan 9th 2006, 2:06 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
Here's the man...
Jan 9th 2006, 2:28 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
Originally Posted by Ray
In a startling about turn, flame haired beauty, Charles Kennedy, Leader of The Liberal Democratic Party, has resigned his post, admitting to excessive Scottishness and a desire to spend more time with his Andy Stewart record collection, as the main reasons for his shock departure from the relative obscurity of sideaways, slippery, House of Commons benches.
Long suspected of being a Scotsman, Kennedy had consistently denied allegations of his fondness for shortbread, haggis and calendars featuring wee doggies with tartan coats.
Long suspected of being a Scotsman, Kennedy had consistently denied allegations of his fondness for shortbread, haggis and calendars featuring wee doggies with tartan coats.
Jan 9th 2006, 5:14 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
Originally Posted by fatbrit
Here's the man...
Jan 9th 2006, 5:15 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
Originally Posted by Ray
You mean The Right Honourable Jeremy John Durham Ashdown, Baron Ashdown of Norton-sub-Hamdon, GCMG, KBE, PC
Jan 9th 2006, 5:36 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
Originally Posted by tony126
One of a few politicians renowned for his bite.
Public school, Oxbridge education, became a barrister...
As if we didn't already know!
Jan 9th 2006, 5:49 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
Originally Posted by tony126
Plus an ex-Captain in the SAS I believe.
Jan 9th 2006, 6:11 pm
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Re: Charles Kennedy Resigns
Originally Posted by Ray
No!! SBS actually ...
