British accents - and getting hooked up
Feb 23rd 2005, 11:54 pm
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by Leslie66
Darling, it's not the accent that will get you an American woman.... I'm sorry to have to break it to you. Your luck with regards to picking up women will completely determined by penis size. That is all women here care about.
If your equipment is less than 10 inches.... You may as well just kill yourself now.
Good luck!
If your equipment is less than 10 inches.... You may as well just kill yourself now.
Good luck!
Evening Leslie.
Feb 23rd 2005, 11:57 pm
#17
WTF?
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Evening Leslie.
Feb 24th 2005, 12:00 am
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by Leslie66
Howdy doody doodley doo!
Feb 24th 2005, 12:02 am
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WTF?
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Funny, it's gone all quiet in here.
Feb 24th 2005, 12:04 am
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by Leslie66
Apparently he didn't measure up.
Feb 24th 2005, 12:06 am
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WTF?
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Well the UK has gone metric you know. Maybe he's trying to convert to centimeters.
Feb 24th 2005, 12:08 am
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by berni
uh yeah. where do you think i got the inspiration from ??????
I had an inspiration to, to date the Prime Minister (who happens to be extremely good looking AND stands up to the slimy US President).
Then I left the theatre.
If you play an instrument, come to Austin for SXSW week (details at sxsw.com). Your chances will increase, but being a musician is what turns the key.
Feb 24th 2005, 12:09 am
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by Leslie66
Centimeters doesn't sound as arousing as inches... Another black mark against poor old berni...
Feb 24th 2005, 12:09 am
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
funny little switches and buttons that can be pushed in order to get a certain result.
.......but seriously, I'm very respectful of women... especially women with big knockers.
-tom
Feb 24th 2005, 12:11 am
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
And there I was trying to give him some useful tips. He's logged off for some mysterious reason.
Feb 24th 2005, 12:17 am
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by anotherlimey
Oh yes they are ....
...but seriously, I'm very respectful of women... especially women with big knockers.
-tom
.......but seriously, I'm very respectful of women... especially women with big knockers.
-tom
Feb 24th 2005, 12:18 am
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by snowbunny
Maybe he went to buy a tape measure?
Feb 24th 2005, 1:02 am
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by snowbunny
You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding.
I had an inspiration to, to date the Prime Minister (who happens to be extremely good looking AND stands up to the slimy US President).
Then I left the theatre.
If you play an instrument, come to Austin for SXSW week (details at sxsw.com). Your chances will increase, but being a musician is what turns the key.
I had an inspiration to, to date the Prime Minister (who happens to be extremely good looking AND stands up to the slimy US President).
Then I left the theatre.
If you play an instrument, come to Austin for SXSW week (details at sxsw.com). Your chances will increase, but being a musician is what turns the key.
Plus, bongo players do not count as drummers either...NC Penguin
Feb 24th 2005, 3:08 pm
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
wow its amazing how people can jump to conclusions just because i don't spend my entire life in front of a computor screen. and by the way, around 1 % of men have penises larger than 8 inches, so i think ya got that one wrong. Anyway, being a musician is also a good 1, and i was away gigging an elton john song last night while u guys were still in front of your screens. good going
Feb 24th 2005, 3:10 pm
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Re: British accents - and getting hooked up
Originally Posted by berni
wow its amazing how people can jump to conclusions just because i don't spend my entire life in front of a computor screen. and by the way, around 1 % of men have penises larger than 8 inches, so i think ya got that one wrong. Anyway, being a musician is also a good 1, and i was away gigging an elton john song last night while u guys were still in front of your screens. good going
