To brighten everyone's day
May 31st 2005, 5:00 am
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To brighten everyone's day
Someone sent me this today, now it is posted by my desk for all my colleagues to see.
May 31st 2005, 6:18 am
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Re: To brighten everyone's day
Originally Posted by neil
Someone sent me this today, now it is posted by my desk for all my colleagues to see.
May 31st 2005, 8:28 am
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Re: To brighten everyone's day
Gotta love Dilbert.
May 31st 2005, 10:06 am
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Re: To brighten everyone's day
Originally Posted by rincewind
Gotta love Dilbert.
Only beacuse they're all so true. I love 'em.
Jun 1st 2005, 1:54 am
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Re: To brighten everyone's day
and today's
Jun 1st 2005, 3:56 am
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Re: To brighten everyone's day
Originally Posted by anotherlimey
and today's
Jun 1st 2005, 4:00 am
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Re: To brighten everyone's day
Originally Posted by neil
You beat me to it today.
Jun 1st 2005, 8:48 pm
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Re: To brighten everyone's day
Originally Posted by neil
Someone sent me this today, now it is posted by my desk for all my colleagues to see.
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries, have a 'use by' date?
Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a a horrible crisp no can eat?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous, when the first you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic'?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is the man who handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Vince
Jun 1st 2005, 8:54 pm
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Re: To brighten everyone's day
Originally Posted by Conway7
Answers please, to some of lifes most confounding questions!
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries, have a 'use by' date?
Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a a horrible crisp no can eat?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous, when the first you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic'?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is the man who handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Vince
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries, have a 'use by' date?
Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a a horrible crisp no can eat?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous, when the first you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic'?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is the man who handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Vince
Because the bulb in mine has blown
