Best compliments/chat up lines.
Jan 20th 2006, 5:50 pm
#16
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
Originally Posted by syllk
I'm crap with chat up lines, so I just resort to Rohypnol.
Jan 20th 2006, 5:59 pm
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
Originally Posted by Ray
I can't afford that ..so I tried Lucozade... that didn't work either ...
Jan 21st 2006, 11:33 am
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
You know you have 206 bones in your body? want one more!
Jan 21st 2006, 4:03 pm
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
Originally Posted by LuTziE
You know you have 206 bones in your body? want one more!
how bout this one..
Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.
Jan 21st 2006, 4:05 pm
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
"You don't sweat much for a fat lass" Never had much luck with that one 
Jan 21st 2006, 4:07 pm
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
"You don't sweat much for a fat lass" Never had much luck with that one
I kinda like this one...
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Worked every time.... well once... erm ok, it never worked. It was the peugot estate car that proved i was lying!
Jan 21st 2006, 9:07 pm
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
Originally Posted by Lynne
Years back my friend and her husband went to Tunisia and went to one of the markets and some old guy offer my friend two camels and a goat in exchange for his wife. He declined, but when he relayed the story back home he said had the guy made it three camels he would have given it some serious thought.
I don't have any good chat up lines but do have a good come back to an real old one.
In my late teens I went to a night club with a group and an older guy who was almost drunk came up to me and said "where have you been all my life" and my quick reponse was "well the first half of it I probably was not born". Needless to say he was not amused.
I don't have any good chat up lines but do have a good come back to an real old one.
In my late teens I went to a night club with a group and an older guy who was almost drunk came up to me and said "where have you been all my life" and my quick reponse was "well the first half of it I probably was not born". Needless to say he was not amused.
Jan 21st 2006, 10:29 pm
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
I seem to attract older blokes who tell me I remind them of Olivia Newton John or Hayley Mills!
Jan 22nd 2006, 1:38 am
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
Originally Posted by britvic
LOL That was just the introduction, he had to do alot more chasing after that.
That was just the introduction, he had to do alot more chasing after that.
Jan 22nd 2006, 1:44 am
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
Rushman "Your place or mine"?
Bimbo "Neither"!!
"Ok then the car park it is...have to be your car though because I just had the leather in the Bentley connellised"
Bimbo "Neither"!!
"Ok then the car park it is...have to be your car though because I just had the leather in the Bentley connellised"
Jan 22nd 2006, 3:31 am
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
"You have the nicest smile I've ever come across"
"F**k me your ugly, but I bet you feel good in the dark."
"Do you wanna dance? Yes! Good, go on then, so I can talk to your good looking mate"
Rushman: You're gorgeous. I'd really love to take you out sometime.
Bimbo: No, thanks.
Rushman: Awww, come on! Lower your standards a little bit;..... I just did.
"F**k me your ugly, but I bet you feel good in the dark."
"Do you wanna dance? Yes! Good, go on then, so I can talk to your good looking mate"
Rushman: You're gorgeous. I'd really love to take you out sometime.
Bimbo: No, thanks.
Rushman: Awww, come on! Lower your standards a little bit;..... I just did.
Jan 22nd 2006, 1:25 pm
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
Originally Posted by Partystar
In my life I've had some funny comments/chat up lines said to me!
"You're prettier than a red painted wagon!" - some old Texan oil millionaire! I was 21.
"How much for the red head?" - Shouted by some Aussie bloke in a tiny outback town. I was 14. :scared:
Ahhh, funny times! My sisters & brother ripped it out of me for years after the red head heckle! They still say it to me even now!
"You're prettier than a red painted wagon!" - some old Texan oil millionaire! I was 21.
"How much for the red head?" - Shouted by some Aussie bloke in a tiny outback town. I was 14. :scared:
Ahhh, funny times! My sisters & brother ripped it out of me for years after the red head heckle! They still say it to me even now!
"I am going back to my cabin for a bath/shower. Do you want to come share it with me?"
This one worked at least three times on women I had not even kissed.
Jan 22nd 2006, 4:33 pm
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
I'm drunk, let's fu ck. Get's me every time. 
Jan 23rd 2006, 11:50 am
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
Originally Posted by CaliforniaBride
In Gambia with my parents when I was sixteen and this man offered my dad a Mercedes for me. Years later and my mother still wishes he'd taken it!
Jan 23rd 2006, 2:56 pm
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Re: Best compliments/chat up lines.
Originally Posted by CarlM
ah - the sun of the Costa del Banjul
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