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Old Jan 20th 2006, 4:24 am
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Default Best compliments/chat up lines.

In my life I've had some funny comments/chat up lines said to me!

"You're prettier than a red painted wagon!" - some old Texan oil millionaire! I was 21.

"How much for the red head?" - Shouted by some Aussie bloke in a tiny outback town. I was 14. :scared:

Ahhh, funny times! My sisters & brother ripped it out of me for years after the red head heckle! They still say it to me even now!
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Old Jan 20th 2006, 10:03 am
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I have never had to chat up a woman. I just try to enter in a little bit of light hearted and intelligent conversation, paying particular attention to anything she says and generally saying things like "Well I never thought of it that way" and "Yes, I suppose you're right" and generally being a thoroughly nice chap, then I lick my eyebrows and they're mine, only have to wring her knickers out and get her in the cab back to my place.
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Years back my friend and her husband went to Tunisia and went to one of the markets and some old guy offer my friend two camels and a goat in exchange for his wife. He declined, but when he relayed the story back home he said had the guy made it three camels he would have given it some serious thought.

I don't have any good chat up lines but do have a good come back to an real old one.

In my late teens I went to a night club with a group and an older guy who was almost drunk came up to me and said "where have you been all my life" and my quick reponse was "well the first half of it I probably was not born". Needless to say he was not amused.
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Old Jan 20th 2006, 1:15 pm
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Originally Posted by Partystar
In my life I've had some funny comments/chat up lines said to me!!
In my youth ..I used the line ...
"Hello Darlin ..Wanna see my magic wand grow"
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Old Jan 20th 2006, 3:58 pm
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Originally Posted by Ray
In my youth ..I used the line ...
"Hello Darlin ..Wanna see my magic wand grow"
Wha?!?! It was only last week you used that one on me.
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Old Jan 20th 2006, 4:30 pm
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Your not leaving are you? "me" F**k me your an American "him" yes please and yes I am, we got married 2 years later
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Old Jan 20th 2006, 4:53 pm
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Originally Posted by britvic
Your not leaving are you? "me" F**k me your an American "him" yes please and yes I am, we got married 2 years later
JeeZ!!! you was easy .....
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JeeZ!!! you was easy .....
LOL That was just the introduction, he had to do alot more chasing after that.
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Old Jan 20th 2006, 5:13 pm
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Originally Posted by britvic
LOL That was just the introduction, he had to do alot more chasing after that.
Yere!! You tell us that now ....
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Originally Posted by Ray
In my youth ..I used the line ...
"Hello Darlin ..Wanna see my magic wand grow"
Well I think with your chat up line, you might well of got a big grin off me
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Old Jan 20th 2006, 5:37 pm
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Originally Posted by britvic
Well I think with your chat up line, you might well of got a big grin off me
"Are those Space pants youre wearing? 'Cause your arse is out of this world!"

Porn was invented for people like me wasnt it?
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Old Jan 20th 2006, 5:41 pm
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Originally Posted by CarlM
"Are those Space pants youre wearing? 'Cause your arse is out of this world!"

Porn was invented for people like me wasnt it?
LOL Thats a good one.
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Originally Posted by britvic
LOL Thats a good one.
(Bloody hell - it finally worked!)
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Old Jan 20th 2006, 5:46 pm
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Originally Posted by CarlM
(Bloody hell - it finally worked!)
God loves a trier
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I'm crap with chat up lines, so I just resort to Rohypnol.
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