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Being an escort in Texas can be dangerous

Old Jun 7th 2013, 2:21 pm
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Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You. Read all about it
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Old Jun 7th 2013, 2:48 pm
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He shot her in the neck but didn't mean to kill her
Clearly folks don't mess around with their warning shots in Texas.....

Scrolling down, did you see the link to the video of the lady arrested for having sex with a pit bull I struggle to get my pooch to sit and stay..how on earth do you train one to do something as unnatural as sex with a different species...
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No training required. Any horny male dog will hump the leg of any nearby human. All the human has to do is kneel down, bend over, and voila.

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... how on earth do you train one to do something as unnatural as sex with a different species...
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Originally Posted by Yorkieabroad
He shot her in the neck but didn't mean to kill her
Clearly folks don't mess around with their warning shots in Texas.....

Scrolling down, did you see the link to the video of the lady arrested for having sex with a pit bull I struggle to get my pooch to sit and stay..how on earth do you train one to do something as unnatural as sex with a different species...
Since when did "I didn't mean to do it" exonerate a murderer?

I wonder if the 'lady' could look the pit bull in the eye in the morning or if she was embarrassed. Did she roll over and think "Boy, he's ugly". Did she get up and leave before he woke up or was she hoping for breakfast in bed?
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There once was a Man, in England, who tried to have sex with an Escort......but, he burnt his Tadger on the Exhaust Pipe.
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Originally Posted by Cardienscarf
Since when did "I didn't mean to do it" exonerate a murderer?

I wonder if the 'lady' could look the pit bull in the eye in the morning or if she was embarrassed. Did she roll over and think "Boy, he's ugly". Did she get up and leave before he woke up or was she hoping for breakfast in bed?
Did you see the comment lower down about the guy who likened it to shooting a repairman for not doing the job he was paid for.....and the comments that seemed to think that was OK! Need a link to this thread from the Culture Shock thread....

I wonder if the dog promised to call......and whether he followed though on that promise
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Originally Posted by Yorkieabroad
Did you see the comment lower down about the guy who likened it to shooting a repairman for not doing the job he was paid for.....and the comments that seemed to think that was OK! Need a link to this thread from the Culture Shock thread....

I wonder if the dog promised to call......and whether he followed though on that promise
It brings a whole different meaning to "I'd toss that a bone"
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Originally Posted by paddingtongreen
Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You. [/URL]
The Texas law says you can't take someone's money and drive off with. That is theft, plain and simple. Shooting a robber seems like unreasonable force (IMHO), but the alleged prostitution in this case appears to have been a lure in anticipation of robbery.
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Originally Posted by Yorkieabroad
He shot her in the neck but didn't mean to kill her
Clearly folks don't mess around with their warning shots in Texas.....

Scrolling down, did you see the link to the video of the lady arrested for having sex with a pit bull I struggle to get my pooch to sit and stay..how on earth do you train one to do something as unnatural as sex with a different species...
Yes! I had copied the link and was going to post it but hadn't read the rest of the posts yet when I saw you'd seen that too!
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I think we could just shorted the title of this thread to 'Being in Texas can be dangerous'...
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Originally Posted by kins
I think we could just shorted the title of this thread to 'Being in Texas can be dangerous'...
"You may get shot in America"?
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Originally Posted by paddingtongreen
Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You. Read all about it
Found this link in the comments for a Florida acquittal.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1360052

The last line of the short article made me laugh.
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Originally Posted by Pulaski
The Texas law says you can't take someone's money and drive off with. That is theft, plain and simple. Shooting a robber seems like unreasonable force (IMHO), but the alleged prostitution in this case appears to have been a lure in anticipation of robbery.
I'd agree totally unreasonable force. Especially since he could easily have gotten the plate number, as well as given the police her Craigslist ad. Doubt it would have been difficult to find her and file criminal charges. Shooting someone over $150 is uncivilized.
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Originally Posted by Yorkieabroad
Did you see the comment lower down about the guy who likened it to shooting a repairman for not doing the job he was paid for.....and the comments that seemed to think that was OK! Need a link to this thread from the Culture Shock thread....

I wonder if the dog promised to call......and whether he followed though on that promise
I have a feeling she threw the flowers back at him. If dog is (wo)man's best friend, and one should never sleep with one's best friend, I'm guessing it's all over now.
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Originally Posted by dakota44
Found this link in the comments for a Florida acquittal.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1360052

The last line of the short article made me laugh.
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