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TRPardoe Aug 25th 2004 4:25 pm

Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 
This is a very tough sport, as anyone who has tried to run around on dry sand should know.

Now that I have seen the female American competitors slapping each other on the backside, leaping wide legged into each others arms and generally rolling around on the sand together in a Missionary Position embrace, perhaps it should also get an R rating and be on Cable at 1am.

How long will it be before we can go to the corner store and buy "Volleyball Girls Gone Wild ?

:cool:

Chopper-Chris Aug 25th 2004 5:15 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 

Originally Posted by TRPardoe
This is a very tough sport, as anyone who has tried to run around on dry sand should know.

Now that I have seen the female American competitors slapping each other on the backside, leaping wide legged into each others arms and generally rolling around on the sand together in a Missionary Position embrace, perhaps it should also get an R rating and be on Cable at 1am.

How long will it be before we can go to the corner store and buy "Volleyball Girls Gone Wild ?

:cool:


"Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball" for the Xbox video game console

look it up, plenty of scantilly clad and very active young volleyballers in perfect shape and excellent detail for your games amusement

scrubbedexpat099 Aug 25th 2004 5:43 pm

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I am expecting it to be moved from Sand to Mud for the next Olympics.

ironporer Aug 25th 2004 6:18 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 

Originally Posted by Boiler
I am expecting it to be moved from Sand to Mud for the next Olympics.

One can only hope God would be so merciful...or Jello cubes knee deep.

jambo_2004 Aug 25th 2004 6:49 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 
I've seen tougher competitions. Nice arses though.

NC Penguin Aug 25th 2004 6:49 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 

Originally Posted by ironporer
One can only hope God would be so merciful...or Jello cubes knee deep.

I don't know if my husband was kidding but he said the Olympic beach volleyball outfits were made even more skimpy to attract more viewers. It doesn't look very nice (to me) when they're all sweaty and covered in sand.

If you're a bird (as in feathered variety) that's OK but I wouldn't like to get sand in my nether regions!





NC Penguin

Brit'n'TX Aug 25th 2004 6:52 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 

Originally Posted by ironporer
One can only hope God would be so merciful...or Jello cubes knee deep.

baked beans ... a la "old school" ....

would make a happy man very old ...

:D

Yosser Aug 25th 2004 6:56 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 

Originally Posted by NC Penguin

If you're a bird (as in feathered variety) that's OK but I wouldn't like to get sand in my nether regions!

NC Penguin

Aye, know what you mean there NC, getting sand down yer crack, would be like wiping yer arse with sand paper :scared:

Chopper-Chris Aug 25th 2004 6:58 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 

Originally Posted by Yosser
Aye, know what you mean there NC, getting sand down yer crack, would be like wiping yer arse with sand paper :scared:


whole lotta chaffing goin on.

ironporer Aug 25th 2004 7:16 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 

Originally Posted by NC Penguin
I don't know if my husband was kidding but he said the Olympic beach volleyball outfits were made even more skimpy to attract more viewers. It doesn't look very nice (to me) when they're all sweaty and covered in sand.

If you're a bird (as in feathered variety) that's OK but I wouldn't like to get sand in my nether regions!





NC Penguin

No, I am sure the networks would never ever do that!

I have always wondered why it is that in ice skating and gymnastics and such the guys always wear shorts/slacks type outfits and the gals always have to wear snatch hugging, titty popping clingy nylon outfits?

TRPardoe Aug 25th 2004 7:26 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 

Originally Posted by NC Penguin

It doesn't look very nice (to me) when they're all sweaty and covered in sand.

NC Penguin

I guess you have never seen a Pirelli calendar.

Sweaty young womem covered in sand can look pretty damned attractive.

It can only be a matter of time before we see one of the Beach Volleyball crowd in a magazine wearing only the sand.

Chopper-Chris Aug 25th 2004 7:29 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 

Originally Posted by TRPardoe
I guess you have never seen a Pirelli calendar.

Sweaty young womem covered in sand can look pretty damned attractive.

It can only be a matter of time before we see one of the Beach Volleyball crowd in a magazine wearing only the sand.


errrrm, where have you been?

Playboy did that last month (seriously, they did)

TRPardoe Aug 25th 2004 7:30 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 

Originally Posted by Chopper-Chris
errrrm, where have you been?

Playboy did that last month (seriously, they did)


Shows it must be at least a month since I have looked at one on Barnes & Nobles shelves.

cuckoofrommars Aug 25th 2004 7:58 pm

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Let me clear this one up.

http://www.balloon-juice.com/archives/r3347313818.jpg

tinaflorida Aug 25th 2004 8:39 pm

Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
 
Maybe Duran Duran will include some volleyball players in one of their new videos.


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