Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Aug 25th 2004, 4:25 pm
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Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
This is a very tough sport, as anyone who has tried to run around on dry sand should know.
Now that I have seen the female American competitors slapping each other on the backside, leaping wide legged into each others arms and generally rolling around on the sand together in a Missionary Position embrace, perhaps it should also get an R rating and be on Cable at 1am.
How long will it be before we can go to the corner store and buy "Volleyball Girls Gone Wild ?
Now that I have seen the female American competitors slapping each other on the backside, leaping wide legged into each others arms and generally rolling around on the sand together in a Missionary Position embrace, perhaps it should also get an R rating and be on Cable at 1am.
How long will it be before we can go to the corner store and buy "Volleyball Girls Gone Wild ?
Aug 25th 2004, 5:15 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Originally Posted by TRPardoe
This is a very tough sport, as anyone who has tried to run around on dry sand should know.
Now that I have seen the female American competitors slapping each other on the backside, leaping wide legged into each others arms and generally rolling around on the sand together in a Missionary Position embrace, perhaps it should also get an R rating and be on Cable at 1am.
How long will it be before we can go to the corner store and buy "Volleyball Girls Gone Wild ?
Now that I have seen the female American competitors slapping each other on the backside, leaping wide legged into each others arms and generally rolling around on the sand together in a Missionary Position embrace, perhaps it should also get an R rating and be on Cable at 1am.
How long will it be before we can go to the corner store and buy "Volleyball Girls Gone Wild ?
"Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball" for the Xbox video game console
look it up, plenty of scantilly clad and very active young volleyballers in perfect shape and excellent detail for your games amusement
Aug 25th 2004, 5:43 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
I am expecting it to be moved from Sand to Mud for the next Olympics.
Aug 25th 2004, 6:18 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Originally Posted by Boiler
I am expecting it to be moved from Sand to Mud for the next Olympics.
Aug 25th 2004, 6:49 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
I've seen tougher competitions. Nice arses though.
Aug 25th 2004, 6:49 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Originally Posted by ironporer
One can only hope God would be so merciful...or Jello cubes knee deep.
If you're a bird (as in feathered variety) that's OK but I wouldn't like to get sand in my nether regions!
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Aug 25th 2004, 6:52 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Originally Posted by ironporer
One can only hope God would be so merciful...or Jello cubes knee deep.
would make a happy man very old ...
Aug 25th 2004, 6:56 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
If you're a bird (as in feathered variety) that's OK but I wouldn't like to get sand in my nether regions!
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Aug 25th 2004, 6:58 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Originally Posted by Yosser
Aye, know what you mean there NC, getting sand down yer crack, would be like wiping yer arse with sand paper :scared:
whole lotta chaffing goin on.
Aug 25th 2004, 7:16 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
I don't know if my husband was kidding but he said the Olympic beach volleyball outfits were made even more skimpy to attract more viewers. It doesn't look very nice (to me) when they're all sweaty and covered in sand.
If you're a bird (as in feathered variety) that's OK but I wouldn't like to get sand in my nether regions!
NC Penguin
If you're a bird (as in feathered variety) that's OK but I wouldn't like to get sand in my nether regions!
NC Penguin
I have always wondered why it is that in ice skating and gymnastics and such the guys always wear shorts/slacks type outfits and the gals always have to wear snatch hugging, titty popping clingy nylon outfits?
Aug 25th 2004, 7:26 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
It doesn't look very nice (to me) when they're all sweaty and covered in sand.
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Sweaty young womem covered in sand can look pretty damned attractive.
It can only be a matter of time before we see one of the Beach Volleyball crowd in a magazine wearing only the sand.
Aug 25th 2004, 7:29 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Originally Posted by TRPardoe
I guess you have never seen a Pirelli calendar.
Sweaty young womem covered in sand can look pretty damned attractive.
It can only be a matter of time before we see one of the Beach Volleyball crowd in a magazine wearing only the sand.
Sweaty young womem covered in sand can look pretty damned attractive.
It can only be a matter of time before we see one of the Beach Volleyball crowd in a magazine wearing only the sand.
errrrm, where have you been?
Playboy did that last month (seriously, they did)
Aug 25th 2004, 7:30 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Originally Posted by Chopper-Chris
errrrm, where have you been?
Playboy did that last month (seriously, they did)
Playboy did that last month (seriously, they did)
Shows it must be at least a month since I have looked at one on Barnes & Nobles shelves.
Aug 25th 2004, 7:58 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Let me clear this one up.
Aug 25th 2004, 8:39 pm
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Re: Beach Volleyball viewer rating ?
Maybe Duran Duran will include some volleyball players in one of their new videos.