Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Jan 10th 2005, 1:12 am
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Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Thats it, there is no story to go along with it. It just drives grips my ball sack tighter ever time I have to go to work or speak to my neighbors and they so far up there own arses and take themselfs so damn seriously.
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
Jan 10th 2005, 1:52 am
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
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Jan 10th 2005, 1:57 am
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Originally Posted by Patrick
Thats it, there is no story to go along with it. It just drives grips my ball sack tighter ever time I have to go to work or speak to my neighbors and they so far up there own arses and take themselfs so damn seriously.
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
Jan 10th 2005, 2:45 am
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
I live in small town America and to my amazement have found that they don't take themselves at all seriously. It could just be the town I'm in, the friends we have but everyone I encounter is actually really laid back.
Jan 10th 2005, 3:05 am
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Originally Posted by Patrick
Thats it, there is no story to go along with it. It just drives grips my ball sack tighter ever time I have to go to work or speak to my neighbors and they so far up there own arses and take themselfs so damn seriously.
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
couldn't agree more old chap
Jan 10th 2005, 5:15 am
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Originally Posted by sibsie
I live in small town America and to my amazement have found that they don't take themselves at all seriously. It could just be the town I'm in, the friends we have but everyone I encounter is actually really laid back.
Jan 10th 2005, 12:24 pm
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Originally Posted by Patrick
Thats it, there is no story to go along with it. It just drives grips my ball sack tighter ever time I have to go to work or speak to my neighbors and they so far up there own arses and take themselfs so damn seriously.
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
That statement is there to be shot down, but true !!!!!!!!
I know I know, I'll get the next plane back to blighty if I don't like it.
Jan 10th 2005, 1:37 pm
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Originally Posted by psb182
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Jan 10th 2005, 1:46 pm
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Originally Posted by Patrick
I'm short, fat, bald and hideously ugly almost to the point of being deformed - therefore Pagan Sex God its ironic.
Jan 10th 2005, 2:14 pm
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Originally Posted by Patrick
Thats it, there is no story to go along with it. It just drives grips my ball sack tighter ever time I have to go to work or speak to my neighbors and they so far up there own arses and take themselfs so damn seriously.
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
You are right though. The sense of humor of Americans US is generally different to that of the British. Explains why I don't watch any US comedy shows...
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Jan 10th 2005, 2:47 pm
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
Explains why I don't watch any US comedy shows...
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Jan 10th 2005, 2:48 pm
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Originally Posted by Patrick
I'm short, fat, bald and hideously ugly almost to the point of being deformed - therefore Pagan Sex God its ironic.
Jan 10th 2005, 3:52 pm
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Originally Posted by Patrick
Thats it, there is no story to go along with it. It just drives grips my ball sack tighter ever time I have to go to work or speak to my neighbors and they so far up there own arses and take themselfs so damn seriously.
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
Hope you don't mind if I use your phrase to describe myself(see new profile under username). I feel this is a much more appropriate description for me in the US. Do you think it will help me with ladies?
Jan 10th 2005, 3:59 pm
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
Originally Posted by Patrick
I'm short, fat, bald and hideously ugly almost to the point of being deformed - therefore Pagan Sex God its ironic.
Jan 10th 2005, 8:25 pm
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Re: Americans take themselfs far too seriously
t'ain't braggin' if it's true.
Originally Posted by Patrick
Thats it, there is no story to go along with it. It just drives grips my ball sack tighter ever time I have to go to work or speak to my neighbors and they so far up there own arses and take themselfs so damn seriously.
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick
The europeans and especially the british have a self depreciating sense of humour that is seen as a weakness in America, if you are not puffing yourself up and telling the world you are the best, fastest, sexiest, biggest, badest honky mo-fo that has ever walked the planet then your in some way defective.
I know its a sweeping statement, but unlike most sweeping statements, this really does apply to everyone
Patrick