Does the INS visit you?
Aug 7th 2002, 2:55 pm
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Re: Does the INS visit you?
chanty wrote:
> I have heard stories that the INS make inspections to your home to establish
> whether your marriage is Bogus or not and even go so far as to
Where did you hear these stories from? The INS barely has enough people to "visit"
those who are already set to be deported (and this number is in the many thousands).
> I have heard stories that the INS make inspections to your home to establish
> whether your marriage is Bogus or not and even go so far as to
Where did you hear these stories from? The INS barely has enough people to "visit"
those who are already set to be deported (and this number is in the many thousands).
Aug 7th 2002, 2:57 pm
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Re: Does the INS visit you?
rogerpenycate wrote:
> This document is called a "Pastorized notice" and if the pastor
Does this have something to do with milk? You'll find US milk is a bit "odd" after
living in the UK. "2%" milk in the US is approximate to UK "semi-skimmed" (I think)
if that's what you like in your tea (assuming you drink tea, that is).
> This document is called a "Pastorized notice" and if the pastor
Does this have something to do with milk? You'll find US milk is a bit "odd" after
living in the UK. "2%" milk in the US is approximate to UK "semi-skimmed" (I think)
if that's what you like in your tea (assuming you drink tea, that is).
Aug 7th 2002, 3:59 pm
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Originally posted by Ameriscot
We skipped the condom part and took a new born baby to the interview instead.
We skipped the condom part and took a new born baby to the interview instead.
Rete
Aug 7th 2002, 4:06 pm
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Yes, but you can get a waiver from submitting condom evidence...
Aug 7th 2002, 4:36 pm
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Re: Does the INS visit you?
did you bring the original baby, or a certified copy?
"Ameriscot" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> We skipped the condom part and took a new born baby to the interview instead.
> --
> Posted via http://britishexpats.com
"Ameriscot" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> We skipped the condom part and took a new born baby to the interview instead.
> --
> Posted via http://britishexpats.com
Aug 7th 2002, 5:00 pm
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So is a place where a dickhead lives called
a CONDOMINUM or a CONDOMINIUM
a CONDOMINUM or a CONDOMINIUM
Aug 7th 2002, 5:32 pm
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Re: Re: Does the INS visit you?
Sandra,
Clearly a case of atypical, un-American behavior. Sure to get you an extra level of security checks and an Administrative Review.
My suggestion would be to visit a lover's lane shortly after sunrise to collect the evidence you will need. I don't believe that DNA analysis is included in the background checks yet, so you should be able to pass it off as your own.
Best regards, JEff :lecture:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gregnsandy
[B]ROTFLMAO!!!
jeffreyhy, you're absolutly cracking me up!! lol!!
However... a question... what about those of us Christians who are waiting until
marriage to have sex?? Would a document notarized by our pastors be an acceptable
exempt from this form of evidence???
;-)
Sandra
Clearly a case of atypical, un-American behavior. Sure to get you an extra level of security checks and an Administrative Review.
My suggestion would be to visit a lover's lane shortly after sunrise to collect the evidence you will need. I don't believe that DNA analysis is included in the background checks yet, so you should be able to pass it off as your own.
Best regards, JEff :lecture:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gregnsandy
[B]ROTFLMAO!!!
jeffreyhy, you're absolutly cracking me up!! lol!!
However... a question... what about those of us Christians who are waiting until
marriage to have sex?? Would a document notarized by our pastors be an acceptable
exempt from this form of evidence???
;-)
Sandra
Aug 7th 2002, 11:29 pm
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Re: Does the INS visit you?
> Well if you had a new borne to take to the interview A/S then your hubby
> evidentially did NOT use the condom. Only used ones are admissible as evident.
> Unbroken foil sealed condoms are $1 in any bathroom vending machine.
> Rete
Maybe he meant the broken condom????
;-)
Greg and I have decided that we should have him "collect the evidence"..."himself".
haha! Don't want to take any chances with the DNA tests, you just never know with
the INS... safer to just send the real stuff.
hehe
Sandra
> --
> Posted via http://britishexpats.com
> evidentially did NOT use the condom. Only used ones are admissible as evident.
> Unbroken foil sealed condoms are $1 in any bathroom vending machine.
> Rete
Maybe he meant the broken condom????
;-)
Greg and I have decided that we should have him "collect the evidence"..."himself".
haha! Don't want to take any chances with the DNA tests, you just never know with
the INS... safer to just send the real stuff.
hehe
Sandra
> --
> Posted via http://britishexpats.com
Aug 8th 2002, 1:23 am
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Re: Does the INS visit you?
On Wed, 7 Aug 2002 12:36:18 -0400, "Mrs_Blackross"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>did you bring the original baby, or a certified copy?
ROTFLMAO!!!!
<[email protected]> wrote:
>did you bring the original baby, or a certified copy?
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Aug 8th 2002, 1:29 am
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a broken condom would make him an 'oopsPOPsicile"
