funny emails and general chit chat.
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#96
Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
Reminds me of a crap joke.
Air Lingus pilot after landing and fighting to stop the aircraft turns to his co-pilot sweating like mad and says:
"Jesus paddy that runway is bloody short but it's hell of a wide don't ya tink"
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Only on weekends please cant wear heels at work
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Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
A Christmas Carol?????
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Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
Silly joke
Timely Blonde Joke
> A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had
> great seats right behind their team's bench.
>
> After the game, the guy asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh,
> I really liked it," the blonde replied. "Especially the tight pants
> and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
> killing each other over 25 cents."
>
> Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
>
> "Well, at the beginning, they flipped a coin, one team got it and
> then for the rest of the game, everyone kept screaming 'Get the
> quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, Helloooooooooooo - it's
> only 25 cents!"
>
Timely Blonde Joke
> A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had
> great seats right behind their team's bench.
>
> After the game, the guy asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh,
> I really liked it," the blonde replied. "Especially the tight pants
> and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
> killing each other over 25 cents."
>
> Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
>
> "Well, at the beginning, they flipped a coin, one team got it and
> then for the rest of the game, everyone kept screaming 'Get the
> quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, Helloooooooooooo - it's
> only 25 cents!"
>
#104
Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
Silly joke
Timely Blonde Joke
> A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had
> great seats right behind their team's bench.
>
> After the game, the guy asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh,
> I really liked it," the blonde replied. "Especially the tight pants
> and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
> killing each other over 25 cents."
>
> Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
>
> "Well, at the beginning, they flipped a coin, one team got it and
> then for the rest of the game, everyone kept screaming 'Get the
> quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, Helloooooooooooo - it's
> only 25 cents!"
>
Timely Blonde Joke
> A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had
> great seats right behind their team's bench.
>
> After the game, the guy asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh,
> I really liked it," the blonde replied. "Especially the tight pants
> and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
> killing each other over 25 cents."
>
> Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
>
> "Well, at the beginning, they flipped a coin, one team got it and
> then for the rest of the game, everyone kept screaming 'Get the
> quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, Helloooooooooooo - it's
> only 25 cents!"
>
#105
Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
One about kids
One for BT about recovery mmmmm thought he was into White mountain rock
one for Women explaining mood swings !!!!
Enjoy
Also one for Womens Lib and a brave man in the background
And you though Canada was cold you aint seen nothing yet
One for BT about recovery mmmmm thought he was into White mountain rock
one for Women explaining mood swings !!!!
Enjoy
Also one for Womens Lib and a brave man in the background
And you though Canada was cold you aint seen nothing yet
Last edited by DAVIE_MAC; Dec 21st 2007 at 1:24 pm.