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Old Mar 22nd 2019, 6:30 pm
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Mine was comparatively benign; some lady's luggage fell on her while she was dragging it out of the overhead compartment and she sued the airline. Slow day in Fla.
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Originally Posted by Hotscot
Ok, damn, against my instincts I did this...

and

"Florida Man says the Three Syringes found in his Rectum weren't His.'
OK, you win.

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It could happen to anyone I'm sure.
I mean, who really looks before they sit down anyway?
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Originally Posted by Hotscot
Ok, damn, against my instincts I did this...

and

"Florida Man says the Three Syringes found in his Rectum weren't His.'
Maybe the police should have staked out the, ... er, ..... location, to see who came back to recover them.
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Florida man continues gardening naked despite neighbours' complaints. Couldn't find photos to confirm.
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Originally Posted by zzrmark
Florida man has got such a history behind him that it is now a thing to Google Florida man and your birthday - and then post the story you like best from that day!
Did not really work for my day. Beyond the obvious, Florida man charged with sending letter bombs last year. 9/11.

as an aside, jury selection almost complete for the guy who threw his kid off the skyway bridge, which I j think I mentioned in this thread ad the time.
edit Jan 8 2015.

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
Florida man continues gardening naked despite neighbours' complaints. Couldn't find photos to confirm.
Wasn't hard:
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How can you tell, that bit's blurred out?

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Maybe I should have explained I couldn't be arsed to find it.
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Originally Posted by RICH
Did not really work for my day. Beyond the obvious, Florida man charged with sending letter bombs last year. 9/11.

as an aside, jury selection almost complete for the guy who threw his kid off the skyway bridge, which I j think I mentioned in this thread ad the time.
edit Jan 8 2015.
I got Jonchuck court stuff as well. had to go a fair way down the search engine to find anything remotely close to WTF. The leading story was a nice one about a chap posing as homeless and handing out cash to those who stopped to help him, now you have to trail through reams of results about celebs posting about FL man stories in order to find any.
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Florida man strikes again.

Florida man dies after trying to remove pet pigeon from power line with ‘20-foot aluminum pole’
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Maybe he qualifies for a Darwin award?
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Jussie.

I do not know what else to say.
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You don't need "florida man" to find craziness in Florida.

I Googled "Florida news" a few minutes ago, and the first Florida story on the first listed link, yielded the following:

"A 20-year-old convicted of raping his neighbor and then offering to do work around her house to make it up to her is being sent to prison for 50 years.

Jurors in West Palm Beach found Timothy Walding guilty of sexual battery, false imprisonment and armed burglary in October. On Monday a judge sentenced him to a mandatory minimum sentence of 50 years.Prosecutors say Walding broke into his 35-year-old neighbor's house in Oct. 2017, and sexually assaulted her for 90 minutes. She said she was tied up and threatened with a knife.

The SunSentinel reports he offered to do landscaping or fix something around the house, which she declined. Prosecutors say he asked her not to tell what happened and they shook hands. When he left she called 911.
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You don't need "florida man" to find craziness in Florida.

I Googled "Florida news" a few minutes ago, and the first Florida story on the first listed link, yielded the following:

"A 20-year-old convicted of raping his neighbor and then offering to do work around her house to make it up to her is being sent to prison for 50 years.

Jurors in West Palm Beach found Timothy Walding guilty of sexual battery, false imprisonment and armed burglary in October. On Monday a judge sentenced him to a mandatory minimum sentence of 50 years.Prosecutors say Walding broke into his 35-year-old neighbor's house in Oct. 2017, and sexually assaulted her for 90 minutes. She said she was tied up and threatened with a knife.

The SunSentinel reports he offered to do landscaping or fix something around the house, which she declined. Prosecutors say he asked her not to tell what happened and they shook hands. When he left she called 911.
Don't give him too much notoriety; Trump will likely pardon him as a hero!
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I don't know if I can continue reading this thread.
My already low opinion of humanity is approaching zero.

In saying that, did the pigeon survive?
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