zzrmark

I don't think you hit chimp status until the hair on your toes is at least as long as that on your head. When folks start pointing out your similarity to hobbit feet you've probably qualified.

SultanOfSwing

I see you've met my son.

lizzyq

Or our younger one, then occasionally referred to as Frodo:

SultanOfSwing

He is a pretty good likeness. Mine just has the feet and the hair. Mainly the feet though, they're like two hairy wedges of cheese that someone stuck toes on.

zargof

I imagine he also has a fondness for second breakfast if he is anything like our heathens.

SultanOfSwing

You are correct.

Octang Frye

That's hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

Steerpike

When I was quite young, I was somewhat concerned that I didn't have 'manly bodily hair'. To this day, if I didn't shave for a week only I would notice. I've gradually grown to realize, I'm genetically superior as I don't have to worry, ever, about any bodily hair at all. You'd need a microscope to find any 'chest hair' on me and I'm quite ok with that now!

SultanOfSwing

You are incredibly lucky. When I was a dumb little MFer in my 20s I used to think I was hot shit, but as I race towards 40 I have slowly and surely come to realize that it's a more of a burden than anything. Takes twice as long to get dried off after a shower, and I'm always having to sweep up the bathroom floor because it falls out when I do try to dry off. Not just the auxilliary hair either, I used to never want to shave because I was stupid enough to think a beard meant something, now I wish I didn't have to because I bloody love how my face feels when it's freshly shaved (head too, everyone should try that at some point, it's remarkably liberating). I truly envy the hairless now

moneypenny20

GIve it another 20 plus years. No one ever told me that the older you get, the less body hair you have. It's freaking weird.

SultanOfSwing

I think it works the opposite way for blokes though

dj6372

Race towards your 40's.....................................I've stumbled to my 55th!! The shower tray gets hairy everyday, and I gently turn ape!!

SultanOfSwing

I wonder if there's a way to irradiate myself so it all falls out, but without giving me terminal bollock tumors.

dj6372

Talking of bollocks, have you also noticed how much longer your scrotum becomes, I think my scrote hangs lower than my knob!

SultanOfSwing

We're steering this one down a road we'd do well to leave alone

But that is a known phenomenon and from all accounts, it's only going to get worse.