TouristTrap

Only 8 months? That's how many sleeps?

Not that long if you think about it

ukmumsie

Vinegar and dishcloth when the urge takes me which is normally only when relatives come over and then my mum use to bring her windolene (the pink stuff!) with her which she swears by

cabritpop

Sorry ladies, but why clean the top half of the fan blade? Nobody sees it. Just wipe the bottom half with a cloth.

another bloody yank

If you're going to clean the bottomside, it's just as easy to give the top a swipe.

^Words to live by!

ukmumsie

Why bother at all - just put it on high and hopefully all the big bits will fly off!

TouristTrap

I bet when your wife isn't around, you don't bother to do laundry, and instead change your underwear inside out so you can wear it for another week?

britvic

Oh charming, you can imagine it cant ya...sitting there and a big bit of black fluff fly's out at ya or someone else who just happens to be visiting

TruBrit

tut tut typical

ukmumsie

I just turn it on when some unwelcome guest is visiting!

ukmumsie

I will have to remember to tell the OH that when he is stomping around muttering to himself at 5 in the morning about having no clean clothes to wear!

britvic

You mean you dont put out his nice clean clothes for him in the morning what sort of wife are ya

ukmumsie

I think he would faint if I did that!

TouristTrap

I forgot we have to treat them like 5 year olds don't we?

Hiro11

Use a bucket of warm water with a tiny bit of soap + rag
Squeegee dry

It works much better than any other method and it's much quicker.

britvic

Thats just it, I dont want to be disturbed at 4 in the morning, so I lay it all out for him the night before, make's for a quiet life all round really