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Backhomeatlast Mar 3rd 2008 8:01 am

Why are babies so ugly
 
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the bog...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet.

TruBrit Mar 3rd 2008 8:02 am

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6012439)
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the toilet...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born child.

lol you sound just like my OH :D

Fleaflyfloflum Mar 3rd 2008 8:20 am

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6012439)
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the bog...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet.


Well think about it. If you had been floating around in a pile of fluid for 9mths with a perfectly formed head and face, then you get the nod to start heading for the door , only to find its a tight long passageway reminiscent of squeezing your head though a too tight rubber swim hat, then i guess you'd look a bit squashed up when you reach the other side!!

Elaine B. Mar 3rd 2008 8:23 am

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum (Post 6012508)
Well think about it. If you had been floating around in a pile of fluid for 9mths with a perfectly formed head and face, then you get the nod to start heading for the door , only to find its a tight long passageway reminiscent of squeezing your head though a too tight rubber swim hat, then i guess you'd look a bit squashed up when you reach the other side!!

And there's another reason I'm Glad mine were both C-sections (other than the morphine) perfectly round heads:thumbsup:

Elaine B. Mar 3rd 2008 8:50 am

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 
Just had a thought I must have been a really ugly baby there isn't a single baby picture of me:rofl:

TraceyW Mar 3rd 2008 1:30 pm

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum (Post 6012508)
Well think about it. If you had been floating around in a pile of fluid for 9mths with a perfectly formed head and face, then you get the nod to start heading for the door , only to find its a tight long passageway reminiscent of squeezing your head though a too tight rubber swim hat, then i guess you'd look a bit squashed up when you reach the other side!!

:rofl::rofl: you kill me!!!

elfman Mar 3rd 2008 2:09 pm

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6012439)
I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet.

I used to feel the same way until I saw my own offspring.

TraceyW Mar 3rd 2008 3:51 pm

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by elfman (Post 6013457)
I used to feel the same way until I saw my own offspring.


Nah, they can't have been as beautiful as my offspring ;)

anabella Mar 3rd 2008 3:52 pm

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6012439)
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the bog...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet.

I don't think they look too bad in England.. In Spain we give birth to monkey looking babies!!!:eek:

ann m Mar 3rd 2008 3:58 pm

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by elfman (Post 6013457)
I used to feel the same way until I saw my own offspring.

Nah - mine were still ugly :rofl:

cute and beautiful now, mind you - but I have to agree, newborns are horrible ;)

ree76 Mar 3rd 2008 6:57 pm

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 
Do babies in OZ come with a sticker on their arse that says " PROUDLY AUSTRALIAN MADE AND OWNED"

jojosan Mar 3rd 2008 10:42 pm

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6012439)
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the bog...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet.

Great sketch in the old Scots comedy series "Absolutely" - several women billing and cooing over a pram and one says "Aah, isn't he beautiful". Bloke leans over and says "Nah, just a horrible ugly pink bag of shit like all the rest".

I'll get me coat.

Mr JJS.

elfman Mar 3rd 2008 11:55 pm

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by ann m (Post 6013709)
Nah - mine were still ugly :rofl:

cute and beautiful now, mind you - but I have to agree, newborns are horrible ;)

know what you mean - in my experience when they first arrive you think they're the most adorable things in the world, but after a couple of months when they've put a bit of chub on, they start to smile at you and they're even cuter - then you look back at the pictures of them as newborn and think hmmm......

LouiseD Mar 5th 2008 1:22 am

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by ree76 (Post 6014118)
Do babies in OZ come with a sticker on their arse that says " PROUDLY AUSTRALIAN MADE AND OWNED"

Love it :rofl:

Silly Sod Mar 6th 2008 2:34 pm

Re: Why are babies so ugly
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6012439)
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the bog...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet.

I really cant think of anything more boring than pics of other peoples kids!!! Yes, they are dog ugly but you have to look at your own unless you want a frying pan around the barnett. But, when other people expect you to take an interest in their grainy, newborn, badly lit, digital photos of something out of alien, it is hard to put up with. I got an email the other day with two 'scan' pics from a girl I hardly know. Like I CARE!!! If she was my sister I wouldn't care, but a near stranger sending pics to all and sundry of what looks like an arthouse movie still of a rat in a lamplit room, I mean....c'mon people!!!

I mean, ha ha obviously but puleeeze!!!! :)


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