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Why are babies so ugly
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the bog...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet. |
Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast
(Post 6012439)
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the toilet...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born child. |
Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast
(Post 6012439)
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the bog...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet. Well think about it. If you had been floating around in a pile of fluid for 9mths with a perfectly formed head and face, then you get the nod to start heading for the door , only to find its a tight long passageway reminiscent of squeezing your head though a too tight rubber swim hat, then i guess you'd look a bit squashed up when you reach the other side!! |
Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum
(Post 6012508)
Well think about it. If you had been floating around in a pile of fluid for 9mths with a perfectly formed head and face, then you get the nod to start heading for the door , only to find its a tight long passageway reminiscent of squeezing your head though a too tight rubber swim hat, then i guess you'd look a bit squashed up when you reach the other side!!
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Re: Why are babies so ugly
Just had a thought I must have been a really ugly baby there isn't a single baby picture of me:rofl:
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Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum
(Post 6012508)
Well think about it. If you had been floating around in a pile of fluid for 9mths with a perfectly formed head and face, then you get the nod to start heading for the door , only to find its a tight long passageway reminiscent of squeezing your head though a too tight rubber swim hat, then i guess you'd look a bit squashed up when you reach the other side!!
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Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast
(Post 6012439)
I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet.
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Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by elfman
(Post 6013457)
I used to feel the same way until I saw my own offspring.
Nah, they can't have been as beautiful as my offspring ;) |
Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast
(Post 6012439)
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the bog...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet. |
Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by elfman
(Post 6013457)
I used to feel the same way until I saw my own offspring.
cute and beautiful now, mind you - but I have to agree, newborns are horrible ;) |
Re: Why are babies so ugly
Do babies in OZ come with a sticker on their arse that says " PROUDLY AUSTRALIAN MADE AND OWNED"
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Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast
(Post 6012439)
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the bog...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet. I'll get me coat. Mr JJS. |
Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by ann m
(Post 6013709)
Nah - mine were still ugly :rofl:
cute and beautiful now, mind you - but I have to agree, newborns are horrible ;) |
Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by ree76
(Post 6014118)
Do babies in OZ come with a sticker on their arse that says " PROUDLY AUSTRALIAN MADE AND OWNED"
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Re: Why are babies so ugly
Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast
(Post 6012439)
Are some babies so ugly only a mother could love them?
I went to see my Aunts new baby at the weekend and everyone was going "ohhhh isnt she beautiful" I had a look:eek: and the poor sod looked like quasimodo straining on the bog...what is it folks, I have yet to see a good looking new born baby yet. I mean, ha ha obviously but puleeeze!!!! :) |
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