What Car??
Jul 28th 2009, 7:03 am
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Re: What Car??
Well after much deliberating and reading of views and reviews we decided to get a Honda Fit sport ......... the Clubman didn't get rave reviews (poor visibility and not overly comfortable) and having driven a Mazda (which is ok but not wonderful) we decided to go with the car with less cock value but great reviews lol!
THanks for your help and thoughts!
THanks for your help and thoughts!
Jul 28th 2009, 7:23 am
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LOL how the hell would I know, I'm only a Pickey 
and I don't even have a cock!!
Ask AdobePinon
and I don't even have a cock!!Ask AdobePinon
Jul 29th 2009, 1:47 am
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If you can wait until next spring, depending if the cash for clunkers program will be funded after the end of this year, you might want to test drive the Ford Fiesta I saw one of these in England in April and it's miles better than the 1990 Fiesta I bought for my first car years ago.
Do a search on youtube for "Jeremy's Extreme Ford Fiesta Road Test" and make sure to watch all 11 minutes of it. It's a tad-bit wierd to see a Fiesta on a landing craft
The video also features a chase through a shopping mall, reminiscent of the Blues Brothers.
Well worth watching!
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Jul 30th 2009, 8:16 am
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Re: What Car??
Well after much deliberating and reading of views and reviews we decided to get a Honda Fit sport ......... the Clubman didn't get rave reviews (poor visibility and not overly comfortable) and having driven a Mazda (which is ok but not wonderful) we decided to go with the car with less cock value but great reviews lol!
THanks for your help and thoughts!
THanks for your help and thoughts!
Jul 30th 2009, 7:26 pm
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Sheesh. Some cars have a tendency to be driven by cocks. Around here, that would include, but not be limited to: Minis, most Lexus SUVs, Range Rovers, Lancer Evos (but usually not Subaru WRXs), Toyota Tundras, Mercedes G-Wagens, Scion xBs, Chevy Tahoes, Hummer H2s (H3s probably would be too, if they could go fast enough).
Jul 31st 2009, 7:45 am
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Sheesh. Some cars have a tendency to be driven by cocks. Around here, that would include, but not be limited to: Minis, most Lexus SUVs, Range Rovers, Lancer Evos (but usually not Subaru WRXs), Toyota Tundras, Mercedes G-Wagens, Scion xBs, Chevy Tahoes, Hummer H2s (H3s probably would be too, if they could go fast enough).
I did'nt see my Ford Focus on the cock list I'm safe
Jul 31st 2009, 8:22 am
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Re: What Car??
Sheesh. Some cars have a tendency to be driven by cocks. Around here, that would include, but not be limited to: Minis, most Lexus SUVs, Range Rovers, Lancer Evos (but usually not Subaru WRXs), Toyota Tundras, Mercedes G-Wagens, Scion xBs, Chevy Tahoes, Hummer H2s (H3s probably would be too, if they could go fast enough).
you cannot really put a Range Rover or a Lexus in the same catogary, as a Scion or Toyota Tundra 
Jul 31st 2009, 9:46 am
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Edit: BTW, I'm sure this list is regional and varies with time. For example, in many more crowded places an BMW M3 would probably be on the cock list. Round here there's plenty of space, and an M3 would just make you fast. G-Wagens are favored by the rich-with-nothing-to-do crowd in Santa Fe, but are probably almost non-existent in other areas. PT Cruisers would have been on the cock list when they first came out.... now there's no way you could be a respectable cock in a PT... and an HHR would be driven by a cock wannabe who'll by definition never get there.
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Jul 31st 2009, 10:58 am
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Re: What Car??
Because I drive lots of miles, and those are the cars in which the cocks reside. But, there is some logic. Cars that people think make them special or different, even if relatively cheap - Mini, Scion xB. Expensive and showing off - Lexus, Range Rover, G-Wagen. Boy racer - Lancer Evo, but everyone around here has a Subaru so there's nothing special in owning a WRX. Big truck, but not big three - Tundra. Not sure why Titans are driven by nicer people. Hummer - no explanation necessary. Tahoe - I'm not really sure, maybe it's the non-Hummer H2.
Edit: BTW, I'm sure this list is regional and varies with time. For example, in many more crowded places an BMW M3 would probably be on the cock list. Round here there's plenty of space, and an M3 would just make you fast. G-Wagens are favored by the rich-with-nothing-to-do crowd in Santa Fe, but are probably almost non-existent in other areas. PT Cruisers would have been on the cock list when they first came out.... now there's no way you could be a respectable cock in a PT... and an HHR would be driven by a cock wannabe who'll by definition never get there.
Edit: BTW, I'm sure this list is regional and varies with time. For example, in many more crowded places an BMW M3 would probably be on the cock list. Round here there's plenty of space, and an M3 would just make you fast. G-Wagens are favored by the rich-with-nothing-to-do crowd in Santa Fe, but are probably almost non-existent in other areas. PT Cruisers would have been on the cock list when they first came out.... now there's no way you could be a respectable cock in a PT... and an HHR would be driven by a cock wannabe who'll by definition never get there.
My thoughts on some of the above
Thats cool
I think you may have ssen/ know I drive 600 miles plus a week...BMW M3 cock sucker for sure........ you always know when looking in your rare view mirror and can see that a car is coming up fast cutting into lanes and using no signals is a Honda with a mexican driving.(different form of cock list)The Hummer is for men with little man syndrome, that like to feel big
the Lexus SUV is so damn popular in this area, especially with the women they think their poo doesn't stink when they drive past(the guilt car bought by hubby, to shut her up, cause he is shagging her best friend lol)
I hate the VW beetle and the PT Cruiser the most burn them all
Jul 31st 2009, 10:14 pm
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Oh and for the record he still has another 4 clunkers available for transformation - don't ask!!
Jul 31st 2009, 10:17 pm
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Well I didn't think the Honda Fit would be on the cock list - it's not very cool but it will be practical and has my two most wanted features - connectivity for my iPod and automatic transmission (don't want to have to deal with gears whilst getting used to right hand side driving and LA traffic etc!)
Aug 1st 2009, 2:48 am
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Havn't read all the posts ..... Mini is cute and very well made and reliable but no f**kin use for anything over here .. Honda fit is your best bet for a small car.
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