Support America! Spout rubbish!
Jan 28th 2008, 4:48 pm
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Militant Ginger
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Support America! Spout rubbish!
I have adopted a new habit...
Because of this $600 tax rebate we're all getting (which Bush hopes we'll all spend quickly) I have decided to no longer use boring terms like 'buy' or 'buying.'
I am no longer going to 'buy' anything. I am instead 'Stimulating the American Economy.'
For example: 'I am going to Stimulate the American Economy' at that diner for lunch. Wanna come?'
Or: 'I'm just popping to A&P to Stimulate the American Economy with a quart of milk and a dozen eggs.'
Who's with me???
Because of this $600 tax rebate we're all getting (which Bush hopes we'll all spend quickly) I have decided to no longer use boring terms like 'buy' or 'buying.'
I am no longer going to 'buy' anything. I am instead 'Stimulating the American Economy.'
For example: 'I am going to Stimulate the American Economy' at that diner for lunch. Wanna come?'
Or: 'I'm just popping to A&P to Stimulate the American Economy with a quart of milk and a dozen eggs.'
Who's with me???
Jan 28th 2008, 6:09 pm
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Mr. Grumpy
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Re: Support America! Spout rubbish!
I have adopted a new habit...
Because of this $600 tax rebate we're all getting (which Bush hopes we'll all spend quickly) I have decided to no longer use boring terms like 'buy' or 'buying.'
I am no longer going to 'buy' anything. I am instead 'Stimulating the American Economy.'
For example: 'I am going to Stimulate the American Economy' at that diner for lunch. Wanna come?'
Or: 'I'm just popping to A&P to Stimulate the American Economy with a quart of milk and a dozen eggs.'
Who's with me???
Because of this $600 tax rebate we're all getting (which Bush hopes we'll all spend quickly) I have decided to no longer use boring terms like 'buy' or 'buying.'
I am no longer going to 'buy' anything. I am instead 'Stimulating the American Economy.'
For example: 'I am going to Stimulate the American Economy' at that diner for lunch. Wanna come?'
Or: 'I'm just popping to A&P to Stimulate the American Economy with a quart of milk and a dozen eggs.'
Who's with me???
Jan 28th 2008, 6:10 pm
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Militant Ginger
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Jan 28th 2008, 6:11 pm
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Re: Support America! Spout rubbish!
I have adopted a new habit...
Because of this $600 tax rebate we're all getting (which Bush hopes we'll all spend quickly) I have decided to no longer use boring terms like 'buy' or 'buying.'
I am no longer going to 'buy' anything. I am instead 'Stimulating the American Economy.'
For example: 'I am going to Stimulate the American Economy' at that diner for lunch. Wanna come?'
Or: 'I'm just popping to A&P to Stimulate the American Economy with a quart of milk and a dozen eggs.'
Who's with me???
Because of this $600 tax rebate we're all getting (which Bush hopes we'll all spend quickly) I have decided to no longer use boring terms like 'buy' or 'buying.'
I am no longer going to 'buy' anything. I am instead 'Stimulating the American Economy.'
For example: 'I am going to Stimulate the American Economy' at that diner for lunch. Wanna come?'
Or: 'I'm just popping to A&P to Stimulate the American Economy with a quart of milk and a dozen eggs.'
Who's with me???
Not ALL.
Last edited by Jerseygirl; Jan 28th 2008 at 6:13 pm.
Jan 28th 2008, 6:17 pm
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Jan 28th 2008, 6:18 pm
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Re: Support America! Spout rubbish!
Jan 28th 2008, 6:54 pm
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Re: Support America! Spout rubbish!
I have adopted a new habit...
Because of this $600 tax rebate we're all getting (which Bush hopes we'll all spend quickly) I have decided to no longer use boring terms like 'buy' or 'buying.'
I am no longer going to 'buy' anything. I am instead 'Stimulating the American Economy.'
For example: 'I am going to Stimulate the American Economy' at that diner for lunch. Wanna come?'
Or: 'I'm just popping to A&P to Stimulate the American Economy with a quart of milk and a dozen eggs.'
Who's with me???
Because of this $600 tax rebate we're all getting (which Bush hopes we'll all spend quickly) I have decided to no longer use boring terms like 'buy' or 'buying.'
I am no longer going to 'buy' anything. I am instead 'Stimulating the American Economy.'
For example: 'I am going to Stimulate the American Economy' at that diner for lunch. Wanna come?'
Or: 'I'm just popping to A&P to Stimulate the American Economy with a quart of milk and a dozen eggs.'
Who's with me???
Jan 28th 2008, 6:58 pm
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gurt mint nit?
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Re: Support America! Spout rubbish!
Jan 28th 2008, 6:59 pm
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Re: Support America! Spout rubbish!
I stimulated the economy at lunch time. I also stimulated someones personal ecomony this morning when I unknowingly dropped $20.00 at the gas station while stimulating some rich oil wankers pockets. :curse:
Jan 28th 2008, 7:00 pm
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Re: Support America! Spout rubbish!
Jan 28th 2008, 7:07 pm
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gurt mint nit?
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Re: Support America! Spout rubbish!
I have spent absolutely no money at all today.
Feels really wierd.
Jan 28th 2008, 7:12 pm
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Re: Support America! Spout rubbish!
No.
Jan 28th 2008, 7:17 pm
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Re: Support America! Spout rubbish!
You're married (or at least your avatar is), so wouldn't it be $1200.00?
More stimulation. Actually, throw in a couple of kids, not literally of course, and over-stimulation may be occuring.
I can hear the cash registers ching-ching from here......
If Bush really wanted to make sure folk bought stuff with their dosh then he would've handed out Gift Cards instead of cold, hard cash, to be used at the same stores which will benefit from some decent tax breaks.
More stimulation. Actually, throw in a couple of kids, not literally of course, and over-stimulation may be occuring.
I can hear the cash registers ching-ching from here......
If Bush really wanted to make sure folk bought stuff with their dosh then he would've handed out Gift Cards instead of cold, hard cash, to be used at the same stores which will benefit from some decent tax breaks.