So I've been invited to a "Royal Wedding" party...
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That tiger blood is contagious and addictive stuff....
flash back to The Mask and the mechanic scene....
"... huge game of pretend..." - how rich coming from someone who had a 9 season tv program about "nothing"....
"... huge game of pretend..." - how rich coming from someone who had a 9 season tv program about "nothing"....
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brilliant.
Definately Henry VIII and the giant codpiece. If you could pick up a bit of gout and syphilis by the time of the party it would make it even more authentic
Definately Henry VIII and the giant codpiece. If you could pick up a bit of gout and syphilis by the time of the party it would make it even more authentic
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I'm having reservations about attending now. Despite the uncanny similarities in facial features ( mostly facial hair, big ears and mad eyes), I've inventoried my closet and can find nothing Royal. ![Sad](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif)
But there is good news, I spoke with the woman who sent me the invite and my fears that I had offended her (by replying to her invitation with an email saying "You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment!" and attaching a photo of the Queen I doctored by photoshopping my face over hers) were unfounded.
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But there is good news, I spoke with the woman who sent me the invite and my fears that I had offended her (by replying to her invitation with an email saying "You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment!" and attaching a photo of the Queen I doctored by photoshopping my face over hers) were unfounded.
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Go as the Dad from the Royale Family "party my arse" !
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I'm having reservations about attending now. Despite the uncanny similarities in facial features ( mostly facial hair, big ears and mad eyes), I've inventoried my closet and can find nothing Royal. ![Sad](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif)
But there is good news, I spoke with the woman who sent me the invite and my fears that I had offended her (by replying to her invitation with an email saying "You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment!" and attaching a photo of the Queen I doctored by photoshopping my face over hers) were unfounded.
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But there is good news, I spoke with the woman who sent me the invite and my fears that I had offended her (by replying to her invitation with an email saying "You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment!" and attaching a photo of the Queen I doctored by photoshopping my face over hers) were unfounded.
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