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MMcD Jan 31st 2017 9:31 am

Signed, Sealed, Delivered...
 
....both literally and metaphorically

Handwriting's on the wall. And on the Executive Actions.
A record-breaking 20 of them in the course of just 10 days!

And that makes this:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...2860614147.jpg

one of the most diabolic and consequential images to appear in the last week.

I lived through the Northridge earthquake:

https://melrosevillage.files.wordpre...ismograph1.jpg


Scary as hell and so destructive.
But at least its threat didn't endure for 4 years
We're now off the Richter scale

Pulaski Jan 31st 2017 9:43 am

Re: Signed, Sealed, Delivered...
 
The world is about to end! How will we survive? :scaredhair:

tom169 Jan 31st 2017 10:37 am

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That signature is pretty complex :ohmy:

If that was mine I wouldn't ever be able to replicate it. :rofl:

common Jan 31st 2017 11:34 am

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I'd better make sure my will is up to date and that my signature is not too diabolic and consequential ....

thinbrit Jan 31st 2017 12:38 pm

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Run Chicken Little, RUN!

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

mrken30 Jan 31st 2017 12:49 pm

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http://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.kz...r=1.25&pid=1.7

dc koop Jan 31st 2017 1:50 pm

Re: Signed, Sealed, Delivered...
 
I wonder what a trick cyclist would make of it

Wintersong Jan 31st 2017 5:45 pm

Re: Signed, Sealed, Delivered...
 
4 years of executive orders at this rate and I predict his signature will look much like this by the end of it:


livinginnyc Feb 1st 2017 10:22 am

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Originally Posted by Wintersong (Post 12167353)
4 years of executive orders at this rate and I predict his signature will look much like this by the end of it:


Not too far from my signature tbh. :scarper:

Although I have some extra squiggles for pizzazz

SultanOfSwing Feb 2nd 2017 2:12 am

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Originally Posted by livinginnyc (Post 12168290)
Not too far from my signature tbh. :scarper:

Although I have some extra squiggles for pizzazz

Mine turned into that kind of thing after having to constantly sign documents at work. It's a natural progression, started off as my full name in cursive, then ended up as a 'C' with a squiggle and a bit of a loopy thing after it. Surprisingly, when I'm signing multiple documents, it stays reasonably consistent.

moneypenny20 Feb 2nd 2017 2:17 pm

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The only time mine has changed was when the surname changed as the flow altered. Mind you it does look very off when I'm signing on a delivery guy's tablet thing.

livinginnyc Feb 3rd 2017 5:55 am

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 12169625)
The only time mine has changed was when the surname changed as the flow altered. Mind you it does look very off when I'm signing on a delivery guy's tablet thing.

Have you ever been given one of those tablets and told to sign with your finger? my signature goes from bad to just X, or a happy/unhappy smiley face pending my mood.

SultanOfSwing Feb 3rd 2017 5:57 am

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Originally Posted by livinginnyc (Post 12170172)
Have you ever been given one of those tablets and told to sign with your finger? my signature goes from bad to just X, or a happy/unhappy smiley face pending my mood.

I can successfully do my squiggle on those :lol:

livinginnyc Feb 3rd 2017 6:04 am

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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 12170179)
I can successfully do my squiggle on those :lol:

Ah but then it's more difficult to pull the old 'my package never got delivered please send me another*'... and then the person looks up to see its just a poorly drawn face :sneaky:.

* = Obv I've never done this.

SultanOfSwing Feb 3rd 2017 6:13 am

Re: Signed, Sealed, Delivered...
 

Originally Posted by livinginnyc (Post 12170189)
Ah but then it's more difficult to pull the old 'my package never got delivered please send me another*'... and then the person looks up to see its just a poorly drawn face :sneaky:.

* = Obv I've never done this.

There is that.


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