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paul1968mcr Aug 9th 2008 1:15 pm

sharting
 
Found an "International Market" with an Indian theme, lots of packet preprepared curries straight from Mumbai, genuine Indian fayre.

bought a pea and mushroom curry...few beers, popped it in the microwave.....sometime during the night....ooops.

has this American diet of immense steaks and chili-cheese fries destroyed my previous Brit immunity to Dehli Belly???????

Is there a shot I can get :unsure:

BritishGuy36 Aug 9th 2008 10:15 pm

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:D

Just fill a sringe with Madras curry base sauce and inject it straight into the blood stream....should act as a nice booster. :thumbsup:

cindyabs Aug 9th 2008 11:04 pm

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Get a rubber sheet on the bed.

tonrob Aug 9th 2008 11:21 pm

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But did you remember to consume eight pints first.....?






See? That'll be your problem.

WelshDoll Aug 10th 2008 12:25 am

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Paul,is that the one at 116th & Rangeline? I got my popadums and spices from the there earlier this year - I was so pleased to find a shop that offered variety. The shop keeper was lovely and seemed glad to have someone take an interest in indian foods, I hope he is successful.
I was at a July 4th party last year while in Carmel and the hostess had bought in samosas from the local indian restaurant, me and hubby were the only ones that ate them as the other guests just looked at them, poked them and said 'they look funny'. I just shook my head in dismay. I came across a similar attitude at the Capriole cheese stand at the farmer's market. I am glad to have left that behind.

Tracym Aug 10th 2008 12:26 am

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Originally Posted by paul1968mcr (Post 6664176)
Found an "International Market" with an Indian theme, lots of packet preprepared curries straight from Mumbai, genuine Indian fayre.

bought a pea and mushroom curry...few beers, popped it in the microwave.....sometime during the night....ooops.

has this American diet of immense steaks and chili-cheese fries destroyed my previous Brit immunity to Dehli Belly???????

Is there a shot I can get :unsure:

PMSL.

That is my personal reaction to curry - for about 3 days.

I just KNOW the stuff is unnatural...

tonrob Aug 10th 2008 12:56 am

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Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 6665201)
PMSL.

That is my personal reaction to curry - for about 3 days.

I just KNOW the stuff is unnatural...

And I bet you skipped the eight pints* too? Didn't you read the label?


*Just realized that's actually ten teeny weeny U.S. pints.

Tracym Aug 10th 2008 1:00 am

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Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 6665295)
And I bet you skipped the eight pints* too? Didn't you read the label?


*Just realized that's actually ten teeny weeny U.S. pints.

Hmm...

Wow I think I'd be floating from that much liquid even if I wasn't drunk :D

But perhaps it would serve to anesthetise my taste buds... :p

tonrob Aug 10th 2008 1:03 am

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Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 6665306)
Hmm...

Wow I think I'd be floating from that much liquid even if I wasn't drunk :D

But perhaps it would serve to anesthetise my taste buds... :p

It also makes you big and brave so that no curry on the menu seems insurmountable. :D

Tracym Aug 10th 2008 1:07 am

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Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 6665313)
It also makes you big and brave so that no curry on the menu seems insurmountable. :D

LOL

Thus far, I have never met a curry that I could stand the taste of. Of course, I haven't tried too many given the inevitable results.

I'll have to get brave and try some again some day... perhaps tequila would help...

tonrob Aug 10th 2008 1:11 am

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Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 6665326)
LOL

Thus far, I have never met a curry that I could stand the taste of. Of course, I haven't tried too many given the inevitable results.

I'll have to get brave and try some again some day... perhaps tequila would help...

Maybe there's a reverse strategy that might work in which you just ensure that you're roaring drunk before you even think of approaching the bathroom?

Tracym Aug 10th 2008 1:13 am

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Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 6665340)
Maybe there's a reverse strategy that might work in which you just ensure that you're roaring drunk before you even think of approaching the bathroom?

I was thinking of being roaring drunk before approaching the curry.

Not sure how the bathroom would fare with roaring drunks who ate curry approaching it... not ideal with MY rugs anyway.

cindyabs Aug 10th 2008 1:56 am

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Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 6665349)
I was thinking of being roaring drunk before approaching the curry.

Not sure how the bathroom would fare with roaring drunks who ate curry approaching it... not ideal with MY rugs anyway.

I'd have to be roaring drunk to approach the bathroom AFTER the curry kicked in. :eek:

Tracym Aug 10th 2008 2:27 am

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Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 6665465)
I'd have to be roaring drunk to approach the bathroom AFTER the curry kicked in. :eek:

And the bathroom might live to regret it :)

tonrob Aug 10th 2008 3:39 am

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Off to Blighty next week.... seven nights, seven curries - and - dare I say it? - seven gallons of cask-conditioned ale.... can't wait!

I'm actually over there for work so things may be a bit touch-and-go inbetween the hotel and the office in the mornings....

TruBrit Aug 10th 2008 3:42 am

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Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 6665699)
Off to Blighty next week.... seven nights, seven curries -

me too! Le Raj, here i come :thumbup:

tonrob Aug 10th 2008 3:45 am

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Originally Posted by TruBrit (Post 6665708)
me too! Le Raj, here i come :thumbup:

Will you too be keeping the doctor away with a curry a day?

TruBrit Aug 10th 2008 3:54 am

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Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 6665725)
Will you too be keeping the doctor away with a curry a day?

but of course!

tonrob Aug 10th 2008 4:00 am

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Originally Posted by TruBrit (Post 6665764)
but of course!

Most excellent.

Come to think of it - last time I flew AA to London and requested vegetarian they handed me a curry! Couldn't believe it - and it wasn't half bad for plane food either.

TruBrit Aug 10th 2008 4:04 am

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Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 6665792)
Most excellent.

Come to think of it - last time I flew AA to London and requested vegetarian they handed me a curry! Couldn't believe it - and it wasn't half bad for plane food either.

that was good, lucky you!

my fav is.....extra spicy chicken jalfezi - all white meat of course, pilau rice, bombay pots, bindi barge and peshwari nan washed down with some fleurie.....can't wait :thumbsup:

tonrob Aug 10th 2008 4:12 am

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Originally Posted by TruBrit (Post 6665802)
that was good, lucky you!

my fav is.....extra spicy chicken jalfezi - all white meat of course, pilau rice, bombay pots, bindi barge and peshwari nan washed down with some fleurie.....can't wait :thumbsup:

Hmmm..... I'll go for cauliflower and chick pea vindaloo, mushroom rice and two chapattis - and I'll stick to the lassi seeing as I'll be wankered already.

TruBrit Aug 10th 2008 4:22 am

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Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 6665827)
Hmmm..... I'll go for cauliflower and chick pea vindaloo, mushroom rice and two chapattis - and I'll stick to the lassi seeing as I'll be wankered already.

i quite like veggie foods and that vindaloo sounds nice so might give it a try ;)

paul1968mcr Aug 10th 2008 10:51 pm

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Originally Posted by WelshDoll (Post 6665198)
Paul,is that the one at 116th & Rangeline? I got my popadums and spices from the there earlier this year - I was so pleased to find a shop that offered variety. The shop keeper was lovely and seemed glad to have someone take an interest in indian foods, I hope he is successful.
I was at a July 4th party last year while in Carmel and the hostess had bought in samosas from the local indian restaurant, me and hubby were the only ones that ate them as the other guests just looked at them, poked them and said 'they look funny'. I just shook my head in dismay. I came across a similar attitude at the Capriole cheese stand at the farmer's market. I am glad to have left that behind.

Ha Ha, yeah thats the one!! Really glad we found it.....well sort of glad LMAO.

We cleared out his supply of fresh samosas under the counter when we went in - they were superb!

We then went to the International Market further down towards Keystone, for our chocolate digestives and party rings.

paul1968mcr Aug 10th 2008 10:54 pm

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Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi, Pilau Rice and keema nan......oh mamma!

Oh and 8 pints of Boddingtons "the cream of....****, where is it brewed now?"

tonrob Aug 10th 2008 11:14 pm

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Originally Posted by paul1968mcr (Post 6668392)

Oh and 8 pints of Boddingtons "the cream of....****, where is it brewed now?"

Latvia.

tonrob Aug 10th 2008 11:14 pm

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Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 6668421)
Latvia.

Possibly.

paul1968mcr Aug 10th 2008 11:52 pm

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Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 6668423)
Possibly.

certainly ain't Strangeways in the sunny city of Manchester :(

mind you with an Indian...gotta be cobra really


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