Sexy salesperson at the door
 

So the doorbell rings despite your clearly posted: "no soliciting sign" and you look through the spy hole and/or window... what do you do?

(We assume for the purposes of this poll that the person ringing the doorbell is of the opposite/same sex to you depending on your sexual preference.)

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Worthy addition, can't seem to edit polls.

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No sexy woman has ever knocked at the door trying to sell me stuff. Ever. It's normally middle aged men.
They normally get the door grumpily shut on them.

Question - why is it that they always come at the worst time?!
Whilst my kid is sleeping - doorbell rings, dog barks, kid wakes up, doesn't go back to sleep
In the middle of dinner.
In the middle of sex (clearly this gets ignored but still...)

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Mmm, "just got up and look like s--t" maybe should have been an option. :lol:

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If it's Catherine Zeta-Jones pitching T-Mobile, I open the door and say, "Yes ma'am, where do I sign?"

Regards, JEff

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Where's the 'ignore them, anyone who knows me comes in the back door' (no innuendos please) option?

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You left the door wide open on that one...

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I find that actually speaking to sexy strangers tends to ruin the illusion somewhat so obviously, I'd store it for later in the visual wank bank and not answer the door.

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You don't just shoot them?

How else are you supposed to fill that compost?

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I only shoot mormons, not imaginary sexy saleswomen with impeccable knockers and an arse you could stand a teapot on ...

Oh wait, that's my wife (smug mode).

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What, imaginary? Is she a hologram too?

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Hard light, of course.

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Are you sure you're not mistaking the girl in the pink frock, Carly Foulkes for CZJ, who was replaced after just a few ads? :unsure:

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Yes. But I could sign up with Carly as well.

Regards, JEff

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I would open the door and listen to them , and then tell them sorry but I am not interested ; unless ofcourse the product really is the cat's meow.