Rules for Dating Daughters
Feb 5th 2008, 1:03 am
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Feb 5th 2008, 1:39 am
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Feb 5th 2008, 1:46 am
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Feb 5th 2008, 1:46 am
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Re: Rules for Dating Daughters
bloody fantastic. printed and pasted on the walls of bitch one and bitch two bedroom doors. now i need one that states what they can and cannot do.
Feb 5th 2008, 1:51 am
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Re: Rules for Dating Daughters
It depends on the day.
Unfortunately, we haven't figured out how to predict her mood... lovey dovey one minute, shreiking terror the next. Things she likes one day, she can't stand the next. Clothes/shoes she likes in the store make her "look dumb" when it's time to put them on for school.... Stubborn doesn't begin to describe her. She and my wife are at each other's throats constantly. She and I get along ok most of the time, I know how to talk to her.
Here's a pic of my little darling...
Unfortunately, we haven't figured out how to predict her mood... lovey dovey one minute, shreiking terror the next. Things she likes one day, she can't stand the next. Clothes/shoes she likes in the store make her "look dumb" when it's time to put them on for school.... Stubborn doesn't begin to describe her. She and my wife are at each other's throats constantly. She and I get along ok most of the time, I know how to talk to her. Here's a pic of my little darling...
Feb 5th 2008, 1:52 am
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Feb 5th 2008, 1:53 am
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Re: Rules for Dating Daughters
It depends on the day. Unfortunately, we haven't figured out how to predict her mood... lovey dovey one minute, shreiking terror the next. Things she likes one day, she can't stand the next. Clothes/shoes she likes in the store make her "look dumb" when it's time to put them on for school.... Stubborn doesn't begin to describe her. She and my wife are at each other's throats constantly. She and I get along ok most of the time, I know how to talk to her. Here's a pic of my little darling...
Unfortunately, we haven't figured out how to predict her mood... lovey dovey one minute, shreiking terror the next. Things she likes one day, she can't stand the next. Clothes/shoes she likes in the store make her "look dumb" when it's time to put them on for school.... Stubborn doesn't begin to describe her. She and my wife are at each other's throats constantly. She and I get along ok most of the time, I know how to talk to her. Here's a pic of my little darling...
Feb 5th 2008, 1:53 am
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Feb 5th 2008, 1:55 am
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Re: Rules for Dating Daughters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeA5RKysQP4
The Declaration of Independence
Think I could tell you that first sentence
But then I’m lost
I can't begin to count the theories
I've had pounded in my head
That I forgot
I don't remember all that Spanish
Or the Gettysburg address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forget
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Ain’t it son?
Hey y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I’ll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Well now that I’m a father
I’m scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find
That teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind
She’s growin' up so fast
It won't be long before
I’ll have to put the fear of god into
Some kid at the door
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all go out and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Now it's all for show
Ain’t nobody gonna get hurt
It’s just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, man it works
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all run along and have a little fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Son, now y'all buckle up and have her back by te- let's say about nine...thirty.
Drive safe.
The Declaration of Independence
Think I could tell you that first sentence
But then I’m lost
I can't begin to count the theories
I've had pounded in my head
That I forgot
I don't remember all that Spanish
Or the Gettysburg address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forget
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Ain’t it son?
Hey y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I’ll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Well now that I’m a father
I’m scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find
That teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind
She’s growin' up so fast
It won't be long before
I’ll have to put the fear of god into
Some kid at the door
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all go out and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Now it's all for show
Ain’t nobody gonna get hurt
It’s just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, man it works
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all run along and have a little fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Son, now y'all buckle up and have her back by te- let's say about nine...thirty.
Drive safe.
Feb 5th 2008, 2:07 am
#29
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can't argue with that...
Feb 5th 2008, 4:50 am
#30
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Re: Rules for Dating Daughters
It depends on the day. Unfortunately, we haven't figured out how to predict her mood... lovey dovey one minute, shreiking terror the next. Things she likes one day, she can't stand the next. Clothes/shoes she likes in the store make her "look dumb" when it's time to put them on for school.... Stubborn doesn't begin to describe her. She and my wife are at each other's throats constantly. She and I get along ok most of the time, I know how to talk to her. Here's a pic of my little darling...
Unfortunately, we haven't figured out how to predict her mood... lovey dovey one minute, shreiking terror the next. Things she likes one day, she can't stand the next. Clothes/shoes she likes in the store make her "look dumb" when it's time to put them on for school.... Stubborn doesn't begin to describe her. She and my wife are at each other's throats constantly. She and I get along ok most of the time, I know how to talk to her. Here's a pic of my little darling...
