Originally Posted by paranoidandroid

Oh... you're one of those people that thing that Elvis is dead?

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

Most of the time I just take the crossword in, so I don't have to even worry about being made to have to answer the phone when on the throne.

My son calls me from the bog all the time when he gets home from school, to let me know he got in OK. I'll hear the echoey bathroom acoustics and invariably he's always having a crap. Why he can't wait until he's done is beyond me

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid

Probably because you're on his case about doing it as soon as he gets home. Anyway, you know what kids are like.. if they don't do things in a routine, then they forget. I just hope you sanitize the phone as soon as you get home. Eugh.

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

I suppose that's the one good thing about knowing he's used it before he wipes his arse

Originally Posted by Leslie

I don't thing so, I gno so.

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

Sparkling return to form, there

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

I suppose that's the one good thing about knowing he's used it before he wipes his arse

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid

Nothing like kicking a man when he's down. I'll just bugger off and do some work then, shall I?

Originally Posted by Leslie

Is all of this really necessary for us to know?

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid

Nothing like kicking a man when he's down. I'll just bugger off and do some work then, shall I?

Originally Posted by Leslie

Is all of this really necessary for us to know?

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

He washes his hands, it's not as bad as it sounds



Why would you do that? Some form of self punishment or something?

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid

Why not indulge in work as some sort of self-punishment? Afterall, I come on here often enough, don't I? There's nothing like a bit of variety.

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

I don't know. I just push papers around all day and enter numbers into quickbooks, so even though it's obviously epoch-making stuff, I find it hard to get excited about the variety it may or may not bring

Originally Posted by Leslie

I thing that is a good idea, sir.

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid

You forgot to mention the boss you have to endure, the crap you have to take, and the coffee rounds you have to do. That's a variety.

PS There's the crappy toilets with no paper, or a blockage, too.

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid

Hmm, and you.. well, you've obviously over indulged in your coffee ration this morning. What happened, did you get up early and watch "how to have fun with one typo for the rest of the day", on the early morning news?