People wanting to crap in your yard
 

There I was listening to BBC radio on an Echo in the yard, taking a rest after some yard work, when I see someone come down in the yard.

We are on a corner and there is a bit of a break in the bushes on the more main road side, on the side of the property, in the far corner.

He didnt seem to see me or hear the radio. He is half behind a tree. I get up an walk over with a good British "Oi!". What do I see but hes there with his pants down about to take a shit. I am a bit taken aback "I didnt know anyone lived here, I got to go, I am homeless" he explains, and I am sympathetic. "I get that you got to go but it cant be here." I am trying a bit of bluster as he is tall and young. But up the pants go and on his way he goes too.

Its a bit of a shock, and I do have sympathy that the least well off can struggle just to do such basics.

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Sh*t happens.

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You can also see this on (some of) the streets of San Francisco ...

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Apparently, not this time. :rofl:

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I loved that show.....

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Jeez! He's lucky that you were that lenient with him.

I'm sure some home owners round here would have been quick to point a gun at his ass cheeks.

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At least it wasn't dropping from a great height.

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Free fertilizer? Can't please some people.

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Saw a homeless woman in a shop doorway in Portland, Oregon taking a pee ( the shop was closed). There was a public toilet a couple of hundred feet down the street.

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If Paula Radcliffe can do it in the middle of the London Marathon, I don't see why some dude can't do it behind a tree belonging to Kim. One rule for one, one for another, picking on the poor white guy as per usual.....

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Wait, she dropped a deuce mid-marathon? How had I managed to not hear about that?

See, kids, this is what happens when your parents don't instill in you at a young age to make sure you go before you leave for a long trip :nod::lol:

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I mean, that just sounds like poor planning to me. I won't drive 26 miles without going to the bog first, let alone run it :D

Not that I can run 26 miles, of course.

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You could plant some nettles or thistles in the area where the person was about to do their business. :sneaky:

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Poison Ivy, perhaps?:ohmy:;)