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with this

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http://www.satirewire.com-
/news/aug02/red_tape.shtml

MORE DELAYS: IRAQ NOW SAYS U.S. MUST PUBLISH "INTENT TO ATTACK" NOTICE IN BAGHDAD
PAPER U.S. Also Needs Invasion, Demolition, Military Housing Permits

Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) - Already frustrated by seemingly endless delays,
U.S. officials today conceded a confusing knot of new Iraqi regulations that require
"non-resident aggressors" to obtain hundreds of federal and provincial pre-invasion
permits and licenses will further postpone any attack on Saddam Hussein.

"I keep saying we haven't set a date for an attack on Iraq, and now I think you can
all see why," complained U.S. President George W. Bush, who was busily typing up an
"Intent to Overthrow" notice that must be published in an Iraqi newspaper of record
for two weeks.

"I'm starting to think all the hassle is just not worth it," added U.S. Defense
Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, who has been shuttling back and forth between Washington
and the Iraqi consulate in Paris trying to get the appropriate paperwork. "They say
we have to get temporary military lodging permits, heavy equipment usage permits. We
even have to submit an environmental impact study before we can destroy any
buildings."

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