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lansbury Jun 5th 2016 7:42 pm

The old country has gone to the dogs
 
I had to pay 20p today to use a public convenience in Ilkley. Outrageous!

mikelincs Jun 5th 2016 9:10 pm

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 

Originally Posted by lansbury (Post 11965621)
I had to pay 20p today to use a public convenience in Ilkley. Outrageous!

You were lucky to find one, they have been closing down due to council cuts to the extent that there is only set in Manchester

scrubbedexpat097 Jun 5th 2016 10:07 pm

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 

Originally Posted by lansbury (Post 11965621)
I had to pay 20p today to use a public convenience in Ilkley. Outrageous!

20p to spend a penney. Certainly is outrageous :eek:

Bob Jun 6th 2016 12:28 am

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 11965742)
20p to spend a penney. Certainly is outrageous :eek:

Indeed. What's wrong with pissing up the back of a car parked down a shifty ally anyway?

Fancy people and their fancy penny spending on toilets...

Geordie George Jun 6th 2016 1:37 am

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 11965826)
Indeed. What's wrong with pissing up the back of a car parked down a shifty ally anyway?

Fancy people and their fancy penny spending on toilets...

Which century do you live in, Bob?

dc koop Jun 6th 2016 5:05 am

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 
Aye I can remember t'day when taking a dump cost me only a brass penny. It's coomin to summat when a man has ter pay a small fortune to answer the call o' nature. It were all Maggie Thatchers fault when she coom out with that bog tax back in 73.

Tarkak9 Jun 6th 2016 1:31 pm

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 

Originally Posted by lansbury (Post 11965621)
I had to pay 20p today to use a public convenience in Ilkley. Outrageous!

.... wear an adult nappy and you won't have to be concerned about it!

moneypenny20 Jun 6th 2016 1:49 pm

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 11965826)
Indeed. What's wrong with pissing up the back of a car parked down a shifty ally anyway?

.

Surely if the country has gone to the dogs that is indeed what Lansbury should be doing. Along with everyone else of course.

ChocolateBabz Jun 6th 2016 4:53 pm

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 
Kiddo was at an outdoor concert this weekend here in Houston. One of the 'young ladies' in front of him pee'd in a cup and threw it over a railing, no 20c for her!

lansbury Jun 6th 2016 5:19 pm

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 
Found Shipley to be more civilized. Free to get in and a request to leave a voluntary donation of a suggested 20p.

dc koop Jun 6th 2016 7:11 pm

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 
The public toilets in our downtown area are free. I've never yet seen any public toilets during my travels in this country which weren't free. Some get locked up after 10 Pm or so to keep out the homeless and the needle brigade

sir_eccles Jun 6th 2016 7:52 pm

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 
Isn't that what Starbucks is for?

TimFountain Jun 8th 2016 12:14 am

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 
Try Gare de Nord in Paris for a complete rip of when needing to take a wiz. You need to take a 2nd mortgage for a #2.

g1ant Jun 8th 2016 1:36 am

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 

Originally Posted by lansbury (Post 11966495)
Found Shipley to be more civilized. Free to get in and a request to leave a voluntary donation of a suggested 20p.

Better pubs in Shipley too.

Gordon Barlow Jun 8th 2016 1:43 am

Re: The old country has gone to the dogs
 
Charging 20p is an offence against folk-literature, apart from anything else. When I were a boy... we thought it highly amusing to read the classic "dark" poem of the genre. Anybody else remember it?
Here I sit, broken-hearted:
Paid my penny, and only farted.

Substitute "20p" for "penny" and it doesn't scan properly. Shame!


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