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Andrew Cross Sep 9th 2006 4:02 pm

Re: NURSE kills INTRUDER
 

Originally Posted by rushman
It's not a nice thing to wake up next to ANY woman. It's OK going to bed the night before but by the time the mornings arrived us blokes want them already down in the kitchen with the breakfast on the go or with them out the door after having cleaned up abit first.

In yer dreams.... :p

Rushman Sep 9th 2006 4:02 pm

Re: NURSE kills INTRUDER
 

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
Speaking from experience are yer? ;)

Are you implying I am your old mans "other woman"?

Jerseygirl Sep 9th 2006 4:04 pm

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Originally Posted by rushman
Are you implying I am your old mans "other woman"?

Are you saying you swing both ways? :D

Rushman Sep 9th 2006 4:12 pm

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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
Are you saying you swing both ways? :D

I thought you were saying I do.

Jerseygirl Sep 9th 2006 4:15 pm

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Originally Posted by rushman
I thought you were saying I do.

No, I thought you were saying you do.

Sarah Sep 9th 2006 4:41 pm

Re: NURSE kills INTRUDER
 

Originally Posted by rushman
It's not a nice thing to wake up next to ANY woman. It's OK going to bed the night before but by the time the mornings arrived us blokes want them already down in the kitchen with the breakfast on the go or with them out the door after having cleaned up abit first.

You sure you wouldn't prefer to wake up next to a guy?

Angry White Pyjamas Sep 10th 2006 12:42 am

Re: NURSE kills INTRUDER
 

Originally Posted by Ray
PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- A nurse returning from work discovered an intruder armed with a hammer in her home and strangled him with her bare hands, police said.

Well done that women .....

http://www.katu.com/stories/88966.html


"Haffey, a convicted felon with a long police record, was dead when police arrived.

...

Haffey, about 5 foot 9 inches tall and 180 pounds, had convictions including conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, robbery, drug charges and possession of burglary tools."



Good for her. One less piece of parasitic shit in the world.

Patrick Hasler Sep 10th 2006 1:06 am

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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
By smoking...pretty easy really.

Smoking doesn't cause cancer ! ............ I have known a few people who had throat cancer and none of them ever smoked.
Now I need a ciggy cuse the Italian GP is on and it's very exciting :)

Rushman Sep 10th 2006 1:25 am

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Originally Posted by Sarah
You sure you wouldn't prefer to wake up next to a guy?

If I did I'd have married a woman that looked like you. ;)

Rushman Sep 10th 2006 1:54 am

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Originally Posted by Patrick Hasler
Smoking doesn't cause cancer ! ............ I have known a few people who had throat cancer and none of them ever smoked.
Now I need a ciggy cuse the Italian GP is on and it's very exciting :)

The words "Grand prix" and "Exciting" haven't belonged in the same sentence since Mansell retired and Senna died.

Ozzidoc Sep 10th 2006 2:00 am

Re: NURSE kills INTRUDER
 

Originally Posted by Patrick Hasler
Smoking doesn't cause cancer ! ............ I have known a few people who had throat cancer and none of them ever smoked.
Now I need a ciggy cuse the Italian GP is on and it's very exciting :)


Oh puhlease! There's overwhelming evidence that smoking increases the risk of many cancers.

Are you referring specifically to throat cancer? Cant remember all the specifics regarding smoking and throat cancer, but I do know that alcohol and chewing tobacco are biggies.

Patrick Hasler Sep 10th 2006 2:19 am

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Originally Posted by Ozzidoc
Oh puhlease! There's overwhelming evidence that smoking increases the risk of many cancers.

Are you referring specifically to throat cancer? Cant remember all the specifics regarding smoking and throat cancer, but I do know that alcohol and chewing tobacco are biggies.

Sorry Doc :(

Patrick Hasler Sep 10th 2006 2:21 am

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Originally Posted by rushman
The words "Grand prix" and "Exciting" haven't belonged in the same sentence since Mansell retired and Senna died.

It was exciting believe me. I only saw the last half due to going to bed late .... But what a second half :eek:

Ozzidoc Sep 10th 2006 2:33 am

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Originally Posted by Patrick Hasler
Sorry Doc :(


Forgiven!


(and sorry to hear of people you know having throat cancer)

Thydney Sep 10th 2006 8:08 am

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Originally Posted by rushman
The words "Grand prix" and "Exciting" haven't belonged in the same sentence since Mansell retired and Senna died.


You know the last thing through Senna's mind?


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