need advice
Nov 3rd 2006, 7:54 am
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need advice
me and the missus currently live in engerland where there are lots and lots of chavs and immigrants and stuff and the daily mail says the country is going to the dogs so it is and the weather is really crap. so me and the missus want to move to florida where it is nice and warm and sunny and i can see disneyland when ever i want to. and there are no immigrants ruining the place. i also hear its really cheap there so can anyone tell me the best way to move there? ps can i have a gun when i move there?
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Nov 3rd 2006, 8:03 am
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Re: need advice
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
me and the missus currently live in engerland where there are lots and lots of chavs and immigrants and stuff and the daily mail says the country is going to the dogs so it is and the weather is really crap. so me and the missus want to move to florida where it is nice and warm and sunny and i can see disneyland when ever i want to. and there are no immigrants ruining the place. i also hear its really cheap there so can anyone tell me the best way to move there? ps can i have a gun when i move there?
kthx.
kthx.
Lucky you, you're in luck! We now have one spot which was recently vacated by a Brit in Florida, he loved Disney too.
As long as you love America and promise to never fly your silly union jack flag and to always, always do what your HOA tells you to, you'll be a welcome addition.
I'll alert the Magic Kingdom, Mickey will be waiting for your arrival.
Nov 3rd 2006, 10:51 am
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Re: need advice
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
me and the missus currently live in engerland where there are lots and lots of chavs and immigrants and stuff and the daily mail says the country is going to the dogs so it is and the weather is really crap. so me and the missus want to move to florida where it is nice and warm and sunny and i can see disneyland when ever i want to. and there are no immigrants ruining the place. i also hear its really cheap there so can anyone tell me the best way to move there? ps can i have a gun when i move there?
kthx.
kthx.
Yes - it's really nice in Florida. There is great English beer. It's easy to get a job. Just buy a one way ticket.
Nov 3rd 2006, 12:44 pm
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Re: need advice
Your little dogs will love it too !! Look at the gorgeous clothes that can be bought 
...and if they want a missus too..
http://www.myuptownpooch.com/My_Pooc...cts.php?cat=29
...and if they want a missus too..http://www.myuptownpooch.com/My_Pooc...cts.php?cat=29
Nov 3rd 2006, 12:52 pm
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Re: need advice
Glald to see you haven't forgotton about us.
Nov 3rd 2006, 12:57 pm
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What a nice surprise never fails to make me Luv Ya AWP.
Luv Ya AWP.
Nov 3rd 2006, 1:00 pm
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Re: need advice
Originally Posted by Sarah
Lucky you, you're in luck! We now have one spot which was recently vacated by a Brit in Florida, he loved Disney too.
As long as you love America and promise to never fly your silly union jack flag and to always, always do what your HOA tells you to, you'll be a welcome addition.
I'll alert the Magic Kingdom, Mickey will be waiting for your arrival.
As long as you love America and promise to never fly your silly union jack flag and to always, always do what your HOA tells you to, you'll be a welcome addition.
I'll alert the Magic Kingdom, Mickey will be waiting for your arrival.
You never mentioned what line of work you are in ? Plumbing? There is an unbelievable job market for British plumbers in Florida. The other thing you will notice is that everyone is so polite when they drive and will allways let you in and never tailgate you.
Nov 3rd 2006, 2:03 pm
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Re: need advice
Originally Posted by dan_alford
Yeah that guy who left was a bit of an asshole so any new blood would be welcomed.
You never mentioned what line of work you are in ? Plumbing? There is an unbelievable job market for British plumbers in Florida. The other thing you will notice is that everyone is so polite when they drive and will allways let you in and never tailgate you.
You never mentioned what line of work you are in ? Plumbing? There is an unbelievable job market for British plumbers in Florida. The other thing you will notice is that everyone is so polite when they drive and will allways let you in and never tailgate you.
But there's no Tesco!!!
Nov 3rd 2006, 4:39 pm
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Re: need advice
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
... ps can i have a gun when i move there?
Nov 3rd 2006, 5:07 pm
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Re: need advice
Originally Posted by Bob
what did you do with your collection anyway? sell them to Ray?
Nov 3rd 2006, 5:49 pm
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Re: need advice
Originally Posted by anotherlimey
Buried them in the back yard!
Nov 3rd 2006, 5:56 pm
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Re: need advice
Hi ya....come on over always room for one more!
Just promise though, that you'll never get home sick within the first 6 months, and start bitching about how over worked and under holidayed we are...and that the Healthcare system sucks and that you can't get a pint of Worthington's for love nor money....and that the public transport system sucks and all murecans are rude...and the T.V is f@cking rubbish...and where was my 10 bedroom, 5 bath house that you was promised....and there's f@cking bugs everywhere...and gas has gone up tuppence again for the 2 weeks in a row....and murecan footy is f@cking crap...
Promise us that....and I will personally pick you up from the airport myself!
Just promise though, that you'll never get home sick within the first 6 months, and start bitching about how over worked and under holidayed we are...and that the Healthcare system sucks and that you can't get a pint of Worthington's for love nor money....and that the public transport system sucks and all murecans are rude...and the T.V is f@cking rubbish...and where was my 10 bedroom, 5 bath house that you was promised....and there's f@cking bugs everywhere...and gas has gone up tuppence again for the 2 weeks in a row....and murecan footy is f@cking crap...
Promise us that....and I will personally pick you up from the airport myself!
Nov 3rd 2006, 8:17 pm
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Re: need advice
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
me and the missus currently live in engerland where there are lots and lots of chavs and immigrants and stuff and the daily mail says the country is going to the dogs so it is and the weather is really crap. so me and the missus want to move to florida where it is nice and warm and sunny and i can see disneyland when ever i want to. and there are no immigrants ruining the place. i also hear its really cheap there so can anyone tell me the best way to move there? ps can i have a gun when i move there?
Nov 3rd 2006, 8:20 pm
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Re: need advice
Originally Posted by GaryK
So... If you moved over to Florida, wouldn't *you* be immigrants then?
Nov 3rd 2006, 8:27 pm
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Re: need advice
Originally Posted by GaryK
So... If you moved over to Florida, wouldn't *you* be immigrants then?
I thought immigrants are ethnic like?
