British Expats

British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   The Trailer Park (https://britishexpats.com/forum/trailer-park-96/)
-   -   Menopause (https://britishexpats.com/forum/trailer-park-96/menopause-774960/)

Summers Eve Oct 17th 2012 5:01 pm
Menopause
 
My wife has menopause. It started last year with a few hot flashes and has rapidly progressed into something I wouldnt wish on my worst friend.. My patience and understanding has been severely tested over the last few months and I think the bow is about to break. I made $2000 today but she went beserk because I threw out (or wasted) 10 cents worth white rice. Just last summer we had sex 27 nights in a row and she had to ask me for it on a few of those nights. Well...Its been a week and when I tried last night she said "Are you kidding? thats the last thing i'm thinking about right now". Now she hates cooking and has stopped cleaning and when I start yelling at her she tells me to "shut up" and walks away. Her divorced sister just bought a real nice house near their mother and when I said "why don't you go live there?" she got so mad that she left my clothes in the laundry basket after washing them. All wrinkled and everything..

Bahtatboy Oct 17th 2012 5:04 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Summers Eve (Post 10336654)
My wife has me for a husband. It started last year with a few hot flashes and has rapidly progressed into something I wouldnt wish on my worst friend.. My patience and understanding has been severely tested over the last few months and I think the bow is about to break. I made $2000 today but she went beserk because I threw out (or wasted) 10 cents worth white rice. Just last summer we had sex 27 nights in a row and she had to ask me for it on a few of those nights. Well...Its been a week and when I tried last night she said "Are you kidding? thats the last thing i'm thinking about right now". Now she hates cooking and has stopped cleaning and when I start yelling at her she tells me to "shut up" and walks away. Her divorced sister just bought a real nice house near their mother and when I said "why don't you go live there?" she got so mad that she left my clothes in the laundry basket after washing them. All wrinkled and everything..
There, that makes far more sense.

Summers Eve Oct 17th 2012 5:06 pm
Re: Menopause
 
I havent been the greatest husband over the years, but I don't deserve this. Nobody deserves this.

Summers Eve Oct 17th 2012 5:34 pm
Re: Menopause
 
She went to our daughters house yesterday after dinner and she didn't even say goodbye..I didn't notice for a few hours then i'm lookin for her all over the houser, then finally I look in the garage and her car is gone..What the? What the hell?

Summers Eve Oct 17th 2012 5:40 pm
Re: Menopause
 
I made her favorite food the other night, popcorn and when I asked her how she liked it she said she couldnt eat it..Too much salt, and If you grill her a hamburger it has to have onion, lattuce, pickles, catchup and tomato on it..If its missing anyone of those things, she wont eat it. She just wont eat it.

Shell give it to the dogs

ukecadet Oct 17th 2012 6:07 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Summers Eve (Post 10336703)
I made her favorite food the other night, popcorn and when I asked her how she liked it she said she couldnt eat it..Too much salt, and If you grill her a hamburger it has to have onion, lattuce, pickles, catchup and tomato on it..If its missing anyone of those things, she wont eat it. She just wont eat it.

Shell give it to the dogs
Ah it's the beginning of a long slippery slope for you my friend.Forget about sex you've seen the last of it.From now on it's just you,lady palm and her 5 lovely daughters. Carry on pampering to her demands of popcorn and burgers but wont help you.

Millsyisland Oct 17th 2012 6:36 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Maybe this should be added to the trolling thread?

scrubbedexpat141 Oct 17th 2012 6:57 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Summers Eve (Post 10336654)
My wife has menopause. It started last year with a few hot flashes and has rapidly progressed into something I wouldnt wish on my worst friend.. My patience and understanding has been severely tested over the last few months and I think the bow is about to break. I made $2000 today but she went beserk because I threw out (or wasted) 10 cents worth white rice. Just last summer we had sex 27 nights in a row and she had to ask me for it on a few of those nights. Well...Its been a week and when I tried last night she said "Are you kidding? thats the last thing i'm thinking about right now". Now she hates cooking and has stopped cleaning and when I start yelling at her she tells me to "shut up" and walks away. Her divorced sister just bought a real nice house near their mother and when I said "why don't you go live there?" she got so mad that she left my clothes in the laundry basket after washing them. All wrinkled and everything..
Come and live with me for a bit mate. You'd be more than welcome. Let me know and I'll give you my address.

Lorna at Vicenza Oct 17th 2012 7:01 pm
Re: Menopause
 
He's gone guys ...... but feel free to carry on discussing your wives and/or menopause :)

scrubbedexpat141 Oct 17th 2012 7:01 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 10336803)
He's gone guys ...... but feel free to carry on discussing your wives and/or menopause :)
Owwww. I'd lined up an awesome joke.

shiva Oct 17th 2012 7:09 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10336806)
Owwww. I'd lined up an awesome joke.
do share, sad **** will still be reading

scrubbedexpat141 Oct 17th 2012 7:10 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by shiva (Post 10336815)
do share, sad **** will still be reading
What's the point...he won't respond.

Plus, now I've said it was mega it doesn't sound so good in my head.

Patsy Stoned Oct 17th 2012 7:15 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 10336803)
He's gone guys ...... but feel free to carry on discussing your wives and/or menopause :)
ahhhh..can't we keep him round a bit longer next time..even if it is just for the amusement value? :D
You would think he would be getting bored of always being banned by now though wouldn't you? :)

Lorna at Vicenza Oct 17th 2012 7:31 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 10336826)
You would think he would be getting bored of always being banned by now though wouldn't you? :)
You would think so, but he obviously has far too much free time on his hands to keep inventing new profiles and new addresses ...... or he likes you lot too much.

Meow Oct 17th 2012 7:42 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 10336854)
You would think so, but he obviously has far too much free time on his hands to keep inventing new profiles and new addresses ...... or he likes you lot too much.
Of course he does. It's because we're so sweet, kind and fluffy.

Theseus Oct 17th 2012 7:45 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Can someone tell me a bit of history about this guy? Is he just a random troll who is a bit obsessed with BE?

Meow Oct 17th 2012 7:47 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Theseus (Post 10336880)
Can someone tell me a bit of history about this guy? Is he just a random troll who is a bit obsessed with BE?
He rejoins every couple of weeks, sometimes days, with a new name and has been doing so for a few years.

Presumed to be in a mental institution somewhere in the US ;)

Patsy Stoned Oct 17th 2012 7:50 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10336883)
He rejoins every couple of weeks, sometimes days, with a new name and has been doing so for a few years.

Presumed to be in a mental institution somewhere in the US ;)
He has a long term crush on Matahari, I think he is harmless really..... Unless of course you are MH!

mikewot Oct 17th 2012 7:50 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10336883)
Presumed to be in a mental institution known as the US ;)
Fixed that for you ;)

mikewot Oct 17th 2012 7:51 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 10336890)
He has a long term crush on Matahari, I think he is harmless really.
Except that he/she/it does tend to crayon over threads.

Patsy Stoned Oct 17th 2012 7:57 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 10336895)
Except that he/she/it does tend to crayon over threads.
It is a He, what does "crayon" mean??

scrubbedexpat141 Oct 17th 2012 7:57 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 10336895)
Except that he/she/it does tend to crayon over threads.
yeah and then you come and ruin all my fun by deleting my posts :(

mikewot Oct 17th 2012 8:04 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 10336915)
It is a He, what does "crayon" mean??
I guess you don't have kids ;)

mikewot Oct 17th 2012 8:05 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10336916)
yeah and then you come and ruin all my fun by deleting my posts :(
Yeah but you've no idea of the rush, the power I feel as I do so! :D

Patsy Stoned Oct 17th 2012 8:21 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 10336928)
I guess you don't have kids ;)
Only if they are older than 28 and male :rofl::rofl:

scrubbedexpat141 Oct 17th 2012 8:54 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 10336960)
Only if they are older than 28 and male :rofl::rofl:
3.5yrs to go...

mikewot Oct 17th 2012 9:08 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10337002)
3.5yrs to go...
Until you get the sex change?

scrubbedexpat141 Oct 17th 2012 9:10 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 10337015)
Until you get the sex change?
No, until I'm boy/man enough for Patsy.

mikewot Oct 17th 2012 9:26 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10337020)
No, until I'm boy/man enough for Patsy.
Duck! WHOOOOSH!

scrubbedexpat141 Oct 17th 2012 9:31 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 10337050)
Duck! WHOOOOSH!
I'm either missing something completely or that was such a poor joke i've not even noticed it?

Help me out here.

Muncle Oct 17th 2012 10:39 pm
Re: Menopause
 
Decent joke Scamp!


All times are GMT -12. The time now is 3:52 pm.

Powered by vBulletin: ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.