Menopause
Oct 17th 2012, 5:01 pm
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Menopause
My wife has menopause. It started last year with a few hot flashes and has rapidly progressed into something I wouldnt wish on my worst friend.. My patience and understanding has been severely tested over the last few months and I think the bow is about to break. I made $2000 today but she went beserk because I threw out (or wasted) 10 cents worth white rice. Just last summer we had sex 27 nights in a row and she had to ask me for it on a few of those nights. Well...Its been a week and when I tried last night she said "Are you kidding? thats the last thing i'm thinking about right now". Now she hates cooking and has stopped cleaning and when I start yelling at her she tells me to "shut up" and walks away. Her divorced sister just bought a real nice house near their mother and when I said "why don't you go live there?" she got so mad that she left my clothes in the laundry basket after washing them. All wrinkled and everything..
Oct 17th 2012, 5:04 pm
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Re: Menopause
My wife has me for a husband. It started last year with a few hot flashes and has rapidly progressed into something I wouldnt wish on my worst friend.. My patience and understanding has been severely tested over the last few months and I think the bow is about to break. I made $2000 today but she went beserk because I threw out (or wasted) 10 cents worth white rice. Just last summer we had sex 27 nights in a row and she had to ask me for it on a few of those nights. Well...Its been a week and when I tried last night she said "Are you kidding? thats the last thing i'm thinking about right now". Now she hates cooking and has stopped cleaning and when I start yelling at her she tells me to "shut up" and walks away. Her divorced sister just bought a real nice house near their mother and when I said "why don't you go live there?" she got so mad that she left my clothes in the laundry basket after washing them. All wrinkled and everything..
Oct 17th 2012, 5:06 pm
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Re: Menopause
I havent been the greatest husband over the years, but I don't deserve this. Nobody deserves this.
Oct 17th 2012, 5:34 pm
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Re: Menopause
She went to our daughters house yesterday after dinner and she didn't even say goodbye..I didn't notice for a few hours then i'm lookin for her all over the houser, then finally I look in the garage and her car is gone..What the? What the hell?
Oct 17th 2012, 5:40 pm
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Re: Menopause
I made her favorite food the other night, popcorn and when I asked her how she liked it she said she couldnt eat it..Too much salt, and If you grill her a hamburger it has to have onion, lattuce, pickles, catchup and tomato on it..If its missing anyone of those things, she wont eat it. She just wont eat it.
Shell give it to the dogs
Shell give it to the dogs
Oct 17th 2012, 6:07 pm
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Re: Menopause
I made her favorite food the other night, popcorn and when I asked her how she liked it she said she couldnt eat it..Too much salt, and If you grill her a hamburger it has to have onion, lattuce, pickles, catchup and tomato on it..If its missing anyone of those things, she wont eat it. She just wont eat it.
Shell give it to the dogs
Shell give it to the dogs
Oct 17th 2012, 6:36 pm
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Re: Menopause
Maybe this should be added to the trolling thread?
Oct 17th 2012, 6:57 pm
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Re: Menopause
My wife has menopause. It started last year with a few hot flashes and has rapidly progressed into something I wouldnt wish on my worst friend.. My patience and understanding has been severely tested over the last few months and I think the bow is about to break. I made $2000 today but she went beserk because I threw out (or wasted) 10 cents worth white rice. Just last summer we had sex 27 nights in a row and she had to ask me for it on a few of those nights. Well...Its been a week and when I tried last night she said "Are you kidding? thats the last thing i'm thinking about right now". Now she hates cooking and has stopped cleaning and when I start yelling at her she tells me to "shut up" and walks away. Her divorced sister just bought a real nice house near their mother and when I said "why don't you go live there?" she got so mad that she left my clothes in the laundry basket after washing them. All wrinkled and everything..
Oct 17th 2012, 7:01 pm
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Re: Menopause
He's gone guys ...... but feel free to carry on discussing your wives and/or menopause 
Oct 17th 2012, 7:15 pm
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Re: Menopause
You would think he would be getting bored of always being banned by now though wouldn't you?
Oct 17th 2012, 7:31 pm
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