The Liverpudlian Solution to Obesity
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The Liverpudlian Solution to Obesity
I have been watching Jamie Oliver's programme on Friday nights about the US issue, but trust Liverpool (UK No1 for fatties) to come up with a quicker solution:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...-children.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...-children.html
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Re: The Liverpudlian Solution to Obesity
Typical bloody Scousers!
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When I was growing up, in the mighty 'Pool, we had all sorts of colourful expressions to describe our "Portly Pals".......none of which were politically correct.
I have yet to meet a Politically Correct Scouser, yet. The person who came up with this idea, was probably an implant from somewhere else.
Jim.
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Re: The Liverpudlian Solution to Obesity
Reminds me of the time, back in the '80s, when I got called racist for asking for a black coffee. Looks like it's all coming round again. Next: they're not rapists or murderers, they're just "differently ethiced".
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Oh, I thought it was going to say they put the fat kids on a pile of bricks and took their shoes off.
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You can change the words all you want, the facts remain the same. Until someone realizes this, they'll keep changing the words. The exact same thing happens in other areas as well when a word becomes "stigmatized". Then, eventually, when people realize that the new word means the same as the old word, they change the word again.
It's really, really ridiculous.
It's really, really ridiculous.
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Re: The Liverpudlian Solution to Obesity
I have been watching Jamie Oliver's programme on Friday nights about the US issue, but trust Liverpool (UK No1 for fatties) to come up with a quicker solution:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...-children.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...-children.html
The future is lardiness, 14XL t-shirts, 60" waist trousers, huffing, puffing and excessive perspiration. Finely honed and chiselled specimens like me are under threat like never before.
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Why not ofend the little fat bastards? It's not like they can run after you is it?
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I wouldn't bother. Fatties are a great source of comedic inspiration and where would we be without the lovable fat-guy stooge? The world would be a poorer place without Stan and Ollie, Bud and Lou and Bernard Manning.