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Old Apr 13th 2010, 1:03 am
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I have been watching Jamie Oliver's programme on Friday nights about the US issue, but trust Liverpool (UK No1 for fatties) to come up with a quicker solution:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...-children.html
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Typical bloody Scousers!
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Typical bloody Scousers!

When I was growing up, in the mighty 'Pool, we had all sorts of colourful expressions to describe our "Portly Pals".......none of which were politically correct.

I have yet to meet a Politically Correct Scouser, yet. The person who came up with this idea, was probably an implant from somewhere else.

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Reminds me of the time, back in the '80s, when I got called racist for asking for a black coffee. Looks like it's all coming round again. Next: they're not rapists or murderers, they're just "differently ethiced".
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Oh, I thought it was going to say they put the fat kids on a pile of bricks and took their shoes off.
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You can change the words all you want, the facts remain the same. Until someone realizes this, they'll keep changing the words. The exact same thing happens in other areas as well when a word becomes "stigmatized". Then, eventually, when people realize that the new word means the same as the old word, they change the word again.

It's really, really ridiculous.
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I have been watching Jamie Oliver's programme on Friday nights about the US issue, but trust Liverpool (UK No1 for fatties) to come up with a quicker solution:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...-children.html
In general the population is getting fatter. No exercise, stuffing junk food into their gobs morning, noon and night and watching TV to their ears bleed or playing video games. These fatties are just the vanguard of the overweight revolution and no amount of name changes will alter that or if it gets close they'll invent a medical condition to lay the blame elsewhere.

The future is lardiness, 14XL t-shirts, 60" waist trousers, huffing, puffing and excessive perspiration. Finely honed and chiselled specimens like me are under threat like never before.
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Finely honed and chiselled specimens like me are under threat like never before.
And me!

Personally I would go for the term Horizontally Challenged.

It is a shame that they do not spend as much effort on actually dealing with the issue.
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Why not ofend the little fat bastards? It's not like they can run after you is it?
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Why not ofend the little fat bastards? It's not like they can run after you is it?
.......or they could try to run and maybe lose a bit of the lard. So, if you think about it insulting them is actually good for their health.
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And me!

Personally I would go for the term Horizontally Challenged.

It is a shame that they do not spend as much effort on actually dealing with the issue.
I wouldn't bother. Fatties are a great source of comedic inspiration and where would we be without the lovable fat-guy stooge? The world would be a poorer place without Stan and Ollie, Bud and Lou and Bernard Manning.
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Oh, I thought it was going to say they put the fat kids on a pile of bricks and took their shoes off.
LOL!
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