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I'm looked upon as a freak...

Old Dec 16th 2007, 12:02 pm
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Originally Posted by Xebedee View Post
They sound like truly civilised folk.
Yup, that's them! ... mud and grime, flea infested armpits, spuds behind the ears, shopping bags under the eyes, warts 'n' all.... Beer and HOT crunchy crisp sarnies, followed by disfunctional bowl movements.

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Old Dec 16th 2007, 12:47 pm
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Only once have I known someone eat a crisp sarnie. A breed of folk perhaps?



PS. Do me a bacon sarnie will you? Cheers.

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Bacon sandwich-oh yes, been doing that since childhood-on toast though, UNLESS I had homemade bread, then untoasted. No mayo, no tomato, just bacon, albeit US bacon.
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Old Dec 16th 2007, 1:02 pm
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Originally Posted by cindyabs View Post
... No mayo, no tomato, just bacon, albeit US bacon.
Tis true that... I noticed the difference over there. Also:

White butter, eggs the size of peanuts, nat's piss beer, but great coffee! ...

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Old Dec 16th 2007, 3:32 pm
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Have eaten the following on buttered bread:-

pizza
bananas
soft boiled eggs
pickled cabbage
chips (of course)
bacon (ditto)
fried potato scallops
half a piece of cod (NOT a cod piece, thank you!!)
fish fingers (ooooh)
and of course ...my favourite - pickled onions ( only would quarter them first so they dont shoot out the edges...)

and NO - not all one one sandwich , !!!!

had a chance to bring some homepickled onions and cabbage back from the UK - but was not sure if they would be considered offensive weapons at US Customs...
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Old Dec 16th 2007, 4:12 pm
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Originally Posted by SirSteveUK View Post
Have eaten the following on buttered bread:-

pizza
bananas
soft boiled eggs
pickled cabbage
chips (of course)
bacon (ditto)
fried potato scallops
half a piece of cod (NOT a cod piece, thank you!!)
fish fingers (ooooh)
and of course ...my favourite - pickled onions ( only would quarter them first so they dont shoot out the edges...)

and NO - not all one one sandwich , !!!!

had a chance to bring some homepickled onions and cabbage back from the UK - but was not sure if they would be considered offensive weapons at US Customs...
Hmm... pickled onion sandwiches, with Colman's mustard! (Also done sprout and mustard sandwich - serious stuff!)
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Old Dec 16th 2007, 4:21 pm
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Originally Posted by Xebedee View Post
My OH had never imagined of a "crisp sarnie". Now she loves them Whats so odd? Its just bread, a mangled up bag of crisps and mayo.
Mayo?! The ONLY thing to have on a crisp sarnie is HP sauce!

The hubs thought cheese and lemon curd sarnies were a repulsive idea but now he's turned to the dark side! muhaha!

I love cucumber! In my mouth!

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Old Dec 16th 2007, 4:35 pm
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I love cucumber!
C****ber is evil!!!!
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Old Dec 16th 2007, 4:38 pm
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... I love cucumber! In my mouth too!
The mind boggles...



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Old Dec 16th 2007, 4:41 pm
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Originally Posted by Serenity View Post
Mayo?! The ONLY thing to have on a crisp sarnie is HP sauce!
The hubs thought cheese and lemon curd sarnies were a repulsive idea but now he's turned to the dark side! muhaha!

I love cucumber! In my mouth too!
Pagan! HP belongs on sausages and bubble'n'squeek. What do you think they ate in the Parliament canteen with their mugs of tea?

Cucumber and cheese sarnies
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Old Dec 16th 2007, 4:42 pm
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C****ber is evil!!!!
No - Sean Hannity is evil!
Cucumber is a salad vegetable and has a higher IQ.
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Old Dec 16th 2007, 4:43 pm
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Originally Posted by Xebedee View Post
Pagan! HP belongs on sausages and bubble'n'squeek. What do you think they ate in the Parliament canteen with their mugs of tea?

Cucumber and cheese sarnies
Absolutely!!! ...

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Originally Posted by Xebedee View Post
Pagan! HP belongs on sausages and bubble'n'squeek. What do you think they ate in the Parliament canteen with their mugs of tea?
.... you mean not even the Labour MP's ate crisp sarnies?!
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Originally Posted by Xebedee View Post
No - Sean Hannity is evil!
Cucumber is a salad vegetable and has a higher IQ.
How can you say that? Cucumber has no rightful place in the food chain - it's Beelzubub's knob for goodness' sake!

Cucumber is the root of all evil and should be banished, along with Michael Flatley.
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.... you mean not even the Labour MP's ate crisp sarnies?!
Pickled egg in a bag of crisps and a pie more like.
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How can you say that? Cucumber has no rightful place in the food chain - it's Beelzubub's knob for goodness' sake!

Cucumber is the root of all evil and should be banished, along with Michael Flatley.
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