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britex01 Dec 16th 2007 11:02 am

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by Xebedee (Post 5673899)
They sound like truly civilised folk.

Yup, that's them! ... mud and grime, flea infested armpits, spuds behind the ears, shopping bags under the eyes, warts 'n' all.... Beer and HOT crunchy crisp sarnies, followed by disfunctional bowl movements.

Relatives of yours?

:D

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cindyabs Dec 16th 2007 11:47 am

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by britex01 (Post 5673787)
Only once have I known someone eat a crisp sarnie. A breed of folk perhaps?

:D

PS. Do me a bacon sarnie will you? Cheers.

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The only timeI put potato chips on a sandwich was at college-Saturday night they served hamburger and the hamburgers were almost translucent, so I added chips to make it bigger. :lol:

Bacon sandwich-oh yes, been doing that since childhood-on toast though, UNLESS I had homemade bread, then untoasted. No mayo, no tomato, just bacon, albeit US bacon. :blink:

britex01 Dec 16th 2007 12:02 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 5674016)
... No mayo, no tomato, just bacon, albeit US bacon. :blink:

Tis true that... I noticed the difference over there. Also:

White butter, eggs the size of peanuts, nat's piss beer, but great coffee! ... :D

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SirSteveUK Dec 16th 2007 2:32 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 
Have eaten the following on buttered bread:-

pizza
bananas
soft boiled eggs
pickled cabbage
chips (of course)
bacon (ditto)
fried potato scallops
half a piece of cod (NOT a cod piece, thank you!!:eek:)
fish fingers (ooooh)
and of course ...my favourite - pickled onions ( only would quarter them first so they dont shoot out the edges...)

and NO - not all one one sandwich , !!!! :p

had a chance to bring some homepickled onions and cabbage back from the UK - but was not sure if they would be considered offensive weapons at US Customs...:thumbsup:

tonrob Dec 16th 2007 3:12 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by SirSteveUK (Post 5674339)
Have eaten the following on buttered bread:-

pizza
bananas
soft boiled eggs
pickled cabbage
chips (of course)
bacon (ditto)
fried potato scallops
half a piece of cod (NOT a cod piece, thank you!!:eek:)
fish fingers (ooooh)
and of course ...my favourite - pickled onions ( only would quarter them first so they dont shoot out the edges...)

and NO - not all one one sandwich , !!!! :p

had a chance to bring some homepickled onions and cabbage back from the UK - but was not sure if they would be considered offensive weapons at US Customs...:thumbsup:

Hmm... pickled onion sandwiches, with Colman's mustard! (Also done sprout and mustard sandwich - serious stuff!)

Serenity Dec 16th 2007 3:21 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by Xebedee (Post 5673763)
My OH had never imagined of a "crisp sarnie". Now she loves them :) Whats so odd? Its just bread, a mangled up bag of crisps and mayo.

Mayo?! The ONLY thing to have on a crisp sarnie is HP sauce!

The hubs thought cheese and lemon curd sarnies were a repulsive idea but now he's turned to the dark side! muhaha!

I love cucumber! In my mouth!

tonrob Dec 16th 2007 3:35 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by Serenity (Post 5674436)

I love cucumber!

C****ber is evil!!!! :eek:

britex01 Dec 16th 2007 3:38 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by Serenity (Post 5674436)
... I love cucumber! In my mouth too!

The mind boggles... :blink:

:lol:

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Xebedee Dec 16th 2007 3:41 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by Serenity (Post 5674436)
Mayo?! The ONLY thing to have on a crisp sarnie is HP sauce!
The hubs thought cheese and lemon curd sarnies were a repulsive idea but now he's turned to the dark side! muhaha!

I love cucumber! In my mouth too!

Pagan! HP belongs on sausages and bubble'n'squeek. What do you think they ate in the Parliament canteen with their mugs of tea? :p

Cucumber and cheese sarnies :thumbsup:

Xebedee Dec 16th 2007 3:42 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 5674458)
C****ber is evil!!!! :eek:

No - Sean Hannity is evil!
Cucumber is a salad vegetable and has a higher IQ. :)

britex01 Dec 16th 2007 3:43 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by Xebedee (Post 5674466)
Pagan! HP belongs on sausages and bubble'n'squeek. What do you think they ate in the Parliament canteen with their mugs of tea? :p

Cucumber and cheese sarnies :thumbsup:

Absolutely!!! ... :thumbup:

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Serenity Dec 16th 2007 3:50 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by Xebedee (Post 5674466)
Pagan! HP belongs on sausages and bubble'n'squeek. What do you think they ate in the Parliament canteen with their mugs of tea? :p

.... you mean not even the Labour MP's ate crisp sarnies?!

tonrob Dec 16th 2007 4:29 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by Xebedee (Post 5674470)
No - Sean Hannity is evil!
Cucumber is a salad vegetable and has a higher IQ. :)

How can you say that? :eek: Cucumber has no rightful place in the food chain - it's Beelzubub's knob for goodness' sake!

Cucumber is the root of all evil and should be banished, along with Michael Flatley.

Xebedee Dec 16th 2007 4:29 pm

Re: I'm looked upon as a freak...
 

Originally Posted by Serenity (Post 5674485)
.... you mean not even the Labour MP's ate crisp sarnies?!

Pickled egg in a bag of crisps and a pie more like.

Xebedee Dec 16th 2007 4:34 pm

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Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 5674552)
How can you say that? :eek: Cucumber has no rightful place in the food chain - it's Beelzubub's knob for goodness' sake!

Cucumber is the root of all evil and should be banished, along with Michael Flatley.

#42.
The Sea Cucumber.


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