i want a baby
May 12th 2009, 1:41 pm
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Re: i want a baby
get drunk. Best sex can be had when drunk.... providing tho that the he .. well u know - i dont know how to put it on here.
This is not the time to swallow - or u know, u must know . Dont get too kinky, just put it where its supposed to go if babies are supposed to be made.
On the phone, i know a perfect way to get him off. ... Literally!!
This is not the time to swallow - or u know, u must know . Dont get too kinky, just put it where its supposed to go if babies are supposed to be made.
On the phone, i know a perfect way to get him off. ... Literally!!
"Get yourself so drunk you'll use loads of filthy words to turn him on but don't get him so drunk he can't get a hard on.
Dont suck his cock or take it up the arse, take his load up the Jack n Danny.
Deedee13 likes to masterbate over the phone. (Quite what thats got to do with how to get knocked up is a ****ing mystery to me...perhaps shes just letting us boys know she's up for a bit of cyber
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May 12th 2009, 2:05 pm
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Re: i want a baby
get drunk. Best sex can be had when drunk.... providing tho that the he .. well u know - i dont know how to put it on here. This is not the time to swallow - or u know, u must know . Dont get too kinky, just put it where its supposed to go if babies are supposed to be made. On the phone, i know a perfect way to get him off. ... Literally!!
he just got in....i have drunk a whole bottle of trader joes....
fingers crossed!!!!
May 12th 2009, 2:17 pm
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May 12th 2009, 2:24 pm
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Re: i want a baby
Can we have this added to the shortlist for the "most tasteless thread of the year" award - in fact f**k it - can someone just give it the award now.
May 12th 2009, 2:28 pm
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Re: i want a baby
Fingers crossed that you dont sneeze I presume.
