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http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-sweary-are-you

How Sweary Are You?

You ticked off 68 out of 70 on this f*@king list!



Jeb end and Piers Morgan were my failings, but PM? Even I'm not that mean...

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Jeb end?

You ticked off 31 out of 70 on this ****ing list!

That’s the shit! You’re ****ing brilliant, and everyone knows it. Well ****ing done.

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36/70 I'll try and do f***ing better tomorrow ;)

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17/70. But then I'm uneducated and I didn't know what all the words meant. :unsure:

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How many pages long do you think this thread will be within the next 24 hours? You've got a winner thread here, Bob.

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I have to assume that Malcolm Tucker would have got at least 100 out of 70 ...

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That depends if/when SultanofSw(ear)ing shows up! :rolleyes:

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and how many of these can you get or at least abbreviated on a personalized car license plate? :thumbsup:

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I'm obviously the nice boy my mammy wanted me to be...only 21/70:o

Like Lansbury, I didn't understand/hadn't heard of some of them, and I'm sure they just made up bollockfaced shitnubbins. However in the interests of integration, I will do my utmost to work it into as many conversations as I can tomorrow. Can someone give me the correct syntax ASAP as I will be working the school lunchroom and would hate to be embarrassed by using it incorrectly in front of the kids....

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Interesting that bollockfaced shitnubbins passed the BE filter...maybe it's not so bad after all! Maybe I'll start with ****mented shitjizzle instead.




Oh dear, my spellcheck seems to be on "learn mode"...it just tried to change shitjizzle to shitnubbins......

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52/70. :ohmy: Oh dear.

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55 out of 70. Learnt some new good uns to.

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53 out of 70, and learnt a number of good new ones as well.

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Actually, that would have been a 1/70 - he only used one swear word in that whole rant (unless you are a Holy Roller and consider using JC as a swear word). Pretty uninspired considering his usual standard of performance.

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**** off!

I've read the actual post now.

You ticked off 63 out of 70 on this ****ing list!
Holy shitbags, are you ****ing sweary! No one has ever sworn like you. So much so that your name is pretty much a ****ing swear word. You ****ing rock!


I refuse to accept some of those as swear words, they're just made up nonsense.