Leslie

Happy belated TG, Frye. Sorry it took so long to reply, I've been lurking but not been up to posting very much lately. I've spent the last couple of months in and out of hospitals. I keep donating my body to science and they keep giving it back.

I'm thankful for Frye who maintains a consistently excellent style of writing despite being bonkers. Oh yeah, and he lets me yell at him when he's completely wrong (which is almost always) while understanding that friends can disagree.

Octang Frye

How typical of the mangy trollop to turn up late like the proverbial bad Prodigal penny, wot is tardy. Your scabrous and febrile presence (absence?) has been noticed. And one more time; NO, you can't have a kidney. Hope you feel better, my favorite slut-whore.

Leslie

My kidneys are fine but I'll need a brain transplant so you're safe for now.

scrubbedexpat097

i have a used brain that seems to not function too well but you are welcome to it. Mind you if you ask me for it I will have probably forgotten that I offered it to you.

Hope you're feeling better sweetie xx

Leslie

Thank you, and everyone else who's sent messages.

PS - JG said I could have her heart, she doesn't use it anyway.

Jerseygirl

I was lying because I’ve never had a heart. Mum said I have a swinging brick instead.

scrubbedexpat097

i was lying as well. I've never had a brain.

Follow the yellow brick road