British Expats - Getting married for a green card

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Octang Frye

Nov 27th 2017 4:21 pm

Getting married for a green card

My brother's sister's cousin is best friends with Megan Markle's PA. She said Harry is only marrying her for a green card.

Maste

Nov 27th 2017 4:32 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

I totally believe this gossip :rofl::sarcasm:

Octang Frye

Nov 27th 2017 4:43 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

It's legit. My sources are impeccable.

Who names their kind Megan Markle? Or Marla Maples?
It's a Spiderman name, for heaven's sake.

BenK91

Nov 27th 2017 4:53 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

Damn.

I hope he joins the forum so we can speculate what his healthcare premiums could be as he'll definitely need to know that. :rofl:

Rete	Nov 27th 2017 5:10 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

:goodpost:

Maste

Nov 27th 2017 5:29 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

Quote:

Originally Posted by BenK91 (Post 12389826)

Damn.

I hope he joins the forum so we can speculate what his healthcare premiums could be as he'll definitely need to know that. :rofl:

I hope he knows he won't have any credit score when he makes the move? :confused:

Octang Frye

Nov 27th 2017 5:40 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

I'm sure he'll look up some local shop that sells English tea, biscuits and Jaffa Cakes. Just a little taste of home.

BenK91

Nov 27th 2017 5:46 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

Harry, if you're reading this you'll be able to get that tasty F150 through here: http://http://www.intlauto.com/

Octang Frye

Nov 27th 2017 6:03 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

Might be a bit nerve-wracking, marrying into The Firm.
What do you get your mother-in-law for Christmas?

lansbury

Nov 27th 2017 6:06 pm

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I bet he will be one of those that thinks the special relationship means he doesn't need a visa. :crown:

Giantaxe

Nov 27th 2017 6:07 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

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Originally Posted by Octang Frye (Post 12389869)

Might be a bit nerve-wracking, marrying into The Firm.
What do you get your mother-in-law for Christmas?

Her future mother-in-law is.... dead. Not sure what you buy dead people for Christmas.

Octang Frye

Nov 27th 2017 6:07 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

You mean he can't jump to the front of the queue? But he's English.

Octang Frye

Nov 27th 2017 6:11 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

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Originally Posted by Giantaxe (Post 12389876)

Her future mother-in-law is.... dead. Not sure what you buy dead people for Christmas.

I'm having a moment. I had to read that a couple of times before I figured out what you meant. Grandmother-in-law, then?

lansbury

Nov 27th 2017 6:20 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

Any kids will be US citizens, so in the future a member of the Royal Family could become POTUS. Rather a crafty way to get the Septics back under UK control

BenK91

Nov 27th 2017 6:20 pm

Re: Getting married for a green card

Quote:

Originally Posted by Octang Frye (Post 12389878)

I'm having a moment. I had to read that a couple of times before I figured out what you meant. Grandmother-in-law, then?

Yankees and or Red Sox apparel.

Deep fat fryer and or electric tin-opener.

Obviously... :lol:

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