Can someone carry on snowblowing for me!!
Jan 12th 2009, 2:00 pm
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Can someone carry on snowblowing for me!!
Ok I am on call and got called out for a 8 day trip to Asia. Just great!!
Tokyo, Osaka, Taiwan, Saipan, Narrita.. and god knows what other damn places... dont really matter but who the hell is going to snowblow. The bloody snow is really really really pissing me off.
Its still coming down as i speak.. .so i suppose i better get dressed and make my way in.
The snowblower is full of gas and the garage is open..
Tokyo, Osaka, Taiwan, Saipan, Narrita.. and god knows what other damn places... dont really matter but who the hell is going to snowblow. The bloody snow is really really really pissing me off.
Its still coming down as i speak.. .so i suppose i better get dressed and make my way in.
The snowblower is full of gas and the garage is open..
Jan 12th 2009, 2:16 pm
#2
Sleepless In Chicago
Joined: Sep 2008
Location: Chicago.
Posts: 3,601
Re: Can someone carry on snowblowing for me!!
I would!!
I love doing it!
Pair of thermals on under my jeans and I'm away!
I love doing it!
Pair of thermals on under my jeans and I'm away!
Jan 12th 2009, 2:30 pm
#3
Unmitigated Gall
Joined: Dec 2006
Location: it's still too dark to tell
Posts: 16,162
Re: Can someone carry on snowblowing for me!!
Ok I am on call and got called out for a 8 day trip to Asia. Just great!!
Tokyo, Osaka, Taiwan, Saipan, Narrita.. and god knows what other damn places... dont really matter but who the hell is going to snowblow. The bloody snow is really really really pissing me off.
Its still coming down as i speak.. .so i suppose i better get dressed and make my way in.
The snowblower is full of gas and the garage is open..
Tokyo, Osaka, Taiwan, Saipan, Narrita.. and god knows what other damn places... dont really matter but who the hell is going to snowblow. The bloody snow is really really really pissing me off.
Its still coming down as i speak.. .so i suppose i better get dressed and make my way in.
The snowblower is full of gas and the garage is open..
Jan 12th 2009, 2:39 pm
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Re: Can someone carry on snowblowing for me!!
Not likely...hated doing it....always managed to get covered in snow when it came out of the funnel thingy and blew all over me....shuddering at the though!
Jan 12th 2009, 3:26 pm
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Re: Can someone carry on snowblowing for me!!
Ok I am on call and got called out for a 8 day trip to Asia. Just great!!
Tokyo, Osaka, Taiwan, Saipan, Narrita.. and god knows what other damn places... dont really matter but who the hell is going to snowblow. The bloody snow is really really really pissing me off.
Its still coming down as i speak.. .so i suppose i better get dressed and make my way in.
The snowblower is full of gas and the garage is open..
Tokyo, Osaka, Taiwan, Saipan, Narrita.. and god knows what other damn places... dont really matter but who the hell is going to snowblow. The bloody snow is really really really pissing me off.
Its still coming down as i speak.. .so i suppose i better get dressed and make my way in.
The snowblower is full of gas and the garage is open..
Jan 12th 2009, 3:29 pm
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Jan 12th 2009, 4:07 pm
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Jan 12th 2009, 10:07 pm
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Re: Can someone carry on snowblowing for me!!
We have three in our neighborhood. One is in front of the Catholic Church around the corner and is Irish and Hispanic and the other two; one on Yonkers Avenue and the one further down that avenue are all hispanic.
Jan 13th 2009, 1:47 pm
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Re: Can someone carry on snowblowing for me!!
can u bloody believe it. Unscheduled stop for fuel in Tokyo... we ran out. WTF is that about. Apparently we did too much sighseeing over Russia!!!! and guess what.... so much snow... beautiful snow tho.. whiter than white.. .. just peaks of it. I call home... and we have frigging more snow.
Jan 13th 2009, 1:56 pm
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Re: Can someone carry on snowblowing for me!!
can u bloody believe it. Unscheduled stop for fuel in Tokyo... we ran out. WTF is that about. Apparently we did too much sighseeing over Russia!!!! and guess what.... so much snow... beautiful snow tho.. whiter than white.. .. just peaks of it. I call home... and we have frigging more snow.
Jan 13th 2009, 7:01 pm
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Re: Can someone carry on snowblowing for me!!
Dear Diary, I Love Minnesota!!
Aug: 12 Moved to our new home in Minnesota . It's so
beautiful here. The grasslands and hills are so serene and picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. God's
country ... I love it here.
Oct. 14 Minnesota is the most beautiful place on Earth.
The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red,
yellow, and orange. Went for a ride through some beautiful woodland
forest and spotted some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly, they
are the most beautiful animals on Earth. This must be Paradise ... I
love it here.
Nov. 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace
and tranquility. Hope it will snow so on ...I love it here.
Dec. 2 It snowed all night. Woke up to find everything
blanketed with white. It looked like a postcard. We went outside and
cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snow
ball fight (I won) and when the plow came by he plowed the snow back
into our driveway. I shoveled the driveway again. What a beautiful
place. Mother Nature in Perfect Harmony ... I love Minnesota .
Dec. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did
his trick again (that rascal). A winter wonderland! ... I love it
here.
Dec. 19 More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the
driveway to get to work this time. I am exhausted from too much hoveling... Friggin snowplow.
Dec. 22 More of the white shit fell last night. I've
got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow driver
hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling the damn snow
off this driveway ... Asshole.
Dec. 25 "White Christmas" , my busted ass ...
More friggin snow. If I ever get my blistered hands on the son-of-a-bitch who drives that piece of shit snowplow, I swear I'll castrate that
bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the
friggin ice.
Dec. 28 More white last night. Been inside since Christmas
Day except when shoveling out the driveway after Snowplow Harry
comes. Can't go anywhere. Car is buried in a mountain of White Shit.
The weatherman says to expect another ten inches of the shit tonight. Do
you know how many shovels of snow ten inches is?
Jan. 1 Happy Friggin New Year. The weatherman was wrong
again. We got 34 inches of the white shit this time. At this rate, it
won't melt unt il the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road
and the shithead driver had the balls to come to the door to
borrow a shovel. After I told him that I've broken six shovels already
shoveling the shit he pushes in my driveway, I broke my last shovel over his friggin head.
Jan. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the
store to get food and another shovel. On the way home a God-Damn deer
ran out in front of the car and I killed the bastard. Did about 3
grand damage to the car. Those friggin beasts should be slaughtered. Wish
the hunters had killed them all in November.
May 3 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you
believe the thing is rotting out from all the friggin salt they keep
dumping on the road? Car looks like a shit box.
May 10 Moved to Colorado. Can't imagine why anyone in
there friggin right mind would ever want to live in that God-forsaken
State of Minnesota.
Aug: 12 Moved to our new home in Minnesota . It's so
beautiful here. The grasslands and hills are so serene and picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. God's
country ... I love it here.
Oct. 14 Minnesota is the most beautiful place on Earth.
The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red,
yellow, and orange. Went for a ride through some beautiful woodland
forest and spotted some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly, they
are the most beautiful animals on Earth. This must be Paradise ... I
love it here.
Nov. 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace
and tranquility. Hope it will snow so on ...I love it here.
Dec. 2 It snowed all night. Woke up to find everything
blanketed with white. It looked like a postcard. We went outside and
cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snow
ball fight (I won) and when the plow came by he plowed the snow back
into our driveway. I shoveled the driveway again. What a beautiful
place. Mother Nature in Perfect Harmony ... I love Minnesota .
Dec. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did
his trick again (that rascal). A winter wonderland! ... I love it
here.
Dec. 19 More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the
driveway to get to work this time. I am exhausted from too much hoveling... Friggin snowplow.
Dec. 22 More of the white shit fell last night. I've
got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow driver
hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling the damn snow
off this driveway ... Asshole.
Dec. 25 "White Christmas" , my busted ass ...
More friggin snow. If I ever get my blistered hands on the son-of-a-bitch who drives that piece of shit snowplow, I swear I'll castrate that
bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the
friggin ice.
Dec. 28 More white last night. Been inside since Christmas
Day except when shoveling out the driveway after Snowplow Harry
comes. Can't go anywhere. Car is buried in a mountain of White Shit.
The weatherman says to expect another ten inches of the shit tonight. Do
you know how many shovels of snow ten inches is?
Jan. 1 Happy Friggin New Year. The weatherman was wrong
again. We got 34 inches of the white shit this time. At this rate, it
won't melt unt il the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road
and the shithead driver had the balls to come to the door to
borrow a shovel. After I told him that I've broken six shovels already
shoveling the shit he pushes in my driveway, I broke my last shovel over his friggin head.
Jan. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the
store to get food and another shovel. On the way home a God-Damn deer
ran out in front of the car and I killed the bastard. Did about 3
grand damage to the car. Those friggin beasts should be slaughtered. Wish
the hunters had killed them all in November.
May 3 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you
believe the thing is rotting out from all the friggin salt they keep
dumping on the road? Car looks like a shit box.
May 10 Moved to Colorado. Can't imagine why anyone in
there friggin right mind would ever want to live in that God-forsaken
State of Minnesota.
Thats not nice Bob.