Bored Games
Nov 25th 2007, 7:53 am
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Bored Games
Okay, I aint complaining. I have had a great night.
The wifes best friend came round with her new fella. They made lasagna or whatever it is called. I purposely didn't drink until an hour after they got here (7 o-f/ookin-clock!!!) so that I could remain my charming and witty self until at least 8.02
On the plus side:
1) The guy was the DD (designated driver) and not the DDD (designated drunk driver).
2) They didn't invite us to the titty bar next weekend for burgers and fries(hence, probably not swingers like most americans seem to be).
3) He didn't say much, which meant I could monopolise the conversation and bang on about how great the Uk is (even though like all of us tossers I couldn't wait to bugger orf ha ha)
4) They brought the booze.
5) They flucked off just after 1.30am leaving me time to get a quick nobbing in with the wife.
All in all a good evening.
On the minus side.................:
They brought five different board games!!!! What's that all about? I stopped playing board games after our Billy made me eat a hotel in a grudge match of monopoly when I was ten.
I wanted to Play Halo 2 with the guy. They wanted to play Pictionary and Trivial Pursuits while drinking 'Alabama Slammers'. I wanted to get pissed and kill aliens. They wanted to come up with 12 different words to describe various things that began with the letter Q FFS.
All very wholesome I grant you. Also very boring. When the question was - something you wouldn't want to eat beginning with the letter D I put dogshit. Whats wrong with that? Everybody coughed politely and said - erm...yes, good answer. Things you wouldn't want to touch beginning with the letter D? Dead relatives of course. More polite coughs.
All in all a successful night I think. I dont imagine them coming back but what the hell. Board games indeed. I ask ya!!!!!
PS - excuse any typos and dont drink alabama bleedin slammers - off to puke now
The wifes best friend came round with her new fella. They made lasagna or whatever it is called. I purposely didn't drink until an hour after they got here (7 o-f/ookin-clock!!!) so that I could remain my charming and witty self until at least 8.02
On the plus side:
1) The guy was the DD (designated driver) and not the DDD (designated drunk driver).
2) They didn't invite us to the titty bar next weekend for burgers and fries(hence, probably not swingers like most americans seem to be).
3) He didn't say much, which meant I could monopolise the conversation and bang on about how great the Uk is (even though like all of us tossers I couldn't wait to bugger orf ha ha)
4) They brought the booze.
5) They flucked off just after 1.30am leaving me time to get a quick nobbing in with the wife.
All in all a good evening.
On the minus side.................:
They brought five different board games!!!! What's that all about? I stopped playing board games after our Billy made me eat a hotel in a grudge match of monopoly when I was ten.
I wanted to Play Halo 2 with the guy. They wanted to play Pictionary and Trivial Pursuits while drinking 'Alabama Slammers'. I wanted to get pissed and kill aliens. They wanted to come up with 12 different words to describe various things that began with the letter Q FFS.
All very wholesome I grant you. Also very boring. When the question was - something you wouldn't want to eat beginning with the letter D I put dogshit. Whats wrong with that? Everybody coughed politely and said - erm...yes, good answer. Things you wouldn't want to touch beginning with the letter D? Dead relatives of course. More polite coughs.
All in all a successful night I think. I dont imagine them coming back but what the hell. Board games indeed. I ask ya!!!!!
PS - excuse any typos and dont drink alabama bleedin slammers - off to puke now
Nov 25th 2007, 9:58 am
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Re: Bored Games
Okay, I aint complaining. I have had a great night.
The wifes best friend came round with her new fella. They made lasagna or whatever it is called. I purposely didn't drink until an hour after they got here (7 o-f/ookin-clock!!!) so that I could remain my charming and witty self until at least 8.02
On the plus side:
1) The guy was the DD (designated driver) and not the DDD (designated drunk driver).
2) They didn't invite us to the titty bar next weekend for burgers and fries(hence, probably not swingers like most americans seem to be).
3) He didn't say much, which meant I could monopolise the conversation and bang on about how great the Uk is (even though like all of us tossers I couldn't wait to bugger orf ha ha)
4) They brought the booze.
5) They flucked off just after 1.30am leaving me time to get a quick nobbing in with the wife.
All in all a good evening.
On the minus side.................:
They brought five different board games!!!! What's that all about? I stopped playing board games after our Billy made me eat a hotel in a grudge match of monopoly when I was ten.
I wanted to Play Halo 2 with the guy. They wanted to play Pictionary and Trivial Pursuits while drinking 'Alabama Slammers'. I wanted to get pissed and kill aliens. They wanted to come up with 12 different words to describe various things that began with the letter Q FFS.
All very wholesome I grant you. Also very boring. When the question was - something you wouldn't want to eat beginning with the letter D I put dogshit. Whats wrong with that? Everybody coughed politely and said - erm...yes, good answer. Things you wouldn't want to touch beginning with the letter D? Dead relatives of course. More polite coughs.
All in all a successful night I think. I dont imagine them coming back but what the hell. Board games indeed. I ask ya!!!!!
PS - excuse any typos and dont drink alabama bleedin slammers - off to puke now
The wifes best friend came round with her new fella. They made lasagna or whatever it is called. I purposely didn't drink until an hour after they got here (7 o-f/ookin-clock!!!) so that I could remain my charming and witty self until at least 8.02
On the plus side:
1) The guy was the DD (designated driver) and not the DDD (designated drunk driver).
2) They didn't invite us to the titty bar next weekend for burgers and fries(hence, probably not swingers like most americans seem to be).
3) He didn't say much, which meant I could monopolise the conversation and bang on about how great the Uk is (even though like all of us tossers I couldn't wait to bugger orf ha ha)
4) They brought the booze.
5) They flucked off just after 1.30am leaving me time to get a quick nobbing in with the wife.
All in all a good evening.
On the minus side.................:
They brought five different board games!!!! What's that all about? I stopped playing board games after our Billy made me eat a hotel in a grudge match of monopoly when I was ten.
I wanted to Play Halo 2 with the guy. They wanted to play Pictionary and Trivial Pursuits while drinking 'Alabama Slammers'. I wanted to get pissed and kill aliens. They wanted to come up with 12 different words to describe various things that began with the letter Q FFS.
All very wholesome I grant you. Also very boring. When the question was - something you wouldn't want to eat beginning with the letter D I put dogshit. Whats wrong with that? Everybody coughed politely and said - erm...yes, good answer. Things you wouldn't want to touch beginning with the letter D? Dead relatives of course. More polite coughs.
All in all a successful night I think. I dont imagine them coming back but what the hell. Board games indeed. I ask ya!!!!!
PS - excuse any typos and dont drink alabama bleedin slammers - off to puke now
Nov 25th 2007, 10:48 am
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Re: Bored Games
Okay, I aint complaining. I have had a great night.
The wifes best friend came round with her new fella. They made lasagna or whatever it is called. I purposely didn't drink until an hour after they got here (7 o-f/ookin-clock!!!) so that I could remain my charming and witty self until at least 8.02
On the plus side:
1) The guy was the DD (designated driver) and not the DDD (designated drunk driver).
2) They didn't invite us to the titty bar next weekend for burgers and fries(hence, probably not swingers like most americans seem to be).
3) He didn't say much, which meant I could monopolise the conversation and bang on about how great the Uk is (even though like all of us tossers I couldn't wait to bugger orf ha ha)
4) They brought the booze.
5) They flucked off just after 1.30am leaving me time to get a quick nobbing in with the wife.
All in all a good evening.
On the minus side.................:
They brought five different board games!!!! What's that all about? I stopped playing board games after our Billy made me eat a hotel in a grudge match of monopoly when I was ten.
I wanted to Play Halo 2 with the guy. They wanted to play Pictionary and Trivial Pursuits while drinking 'Alabama Slammers'. I wanted to get pissed and kill aliens. They wanted to come up with 12 different words to describe various things that began with the letter Q FFS.
All very wholesome I grant you. Also very boring. When the question was - something you wouldn't want to eat beginning with the letter D I put dogshit. Whats wrong with that? Everybody coughed politely and said - erm...yes, good answer. Things you wouldn't want to touch beginning with the letter D? Dead relatives of course. More polite coughs.
All in all a successful night I think. I dont imagine them coming back but what the hell. Board games indeed. I ask ya!!!!!
PS - excuse any typos and dont drink alabama bleedin slammers - off to puke now
The wifes best friend came round with her new fella. They made lasagna or whatever it is called. I purposely didn't drink until an hour after they got here (7 o-f/ookin-clock!!!) so that I could remain my charming and witty self until at least 8.02
On the plus side:
1) The guy was the DD (designated driver) and not the DDD (designated drunk driver).
2) They didn't invite us to the titty bar next weekend for burgers and fries(hence, probably not swingers like most americans seem to be).
3) He didn't say much, which meant I could monopolise the conversation and bang on about how great the Uk is (even though like all of us tossers I couldn't wait to bugger orf ha ha)
4) They brought the booze.
5) They flucked off just after 1.30am leaving me time to get a quick nobbing in with the wife.
All in all a good evening.
On the minus side.................:
They brought five different board games!!!! What's that all about? I stopped playing board games after our Billy made me eat a hotel in a grudge match of monopoly when I was ten.
I wanted to Play Halo 2 with the guy. They wanted to play Pictionary and Trivial Pursuits while drinking 'Alabama Slammers'. I wanted to get pissed and kill aliens. They wanted to come up with 12 different words to describe various things that began with the letter Q FFS.
All very wholesome I grant you. Also very boring. When the question was - something you wouldn't want to eat beginning with the letter D I put dogshit. Whats wrong with that? Everybody coughed politely and said - erm...yes, good answer. Things you wouldn't want to touch beginning with the letter D? Dead relatives of course. More polite coughs.
All in all a successful night I think. I dont imagine them coming back but what the hell. Board games indeed. I ask ya!!!!!
PS - excuse any typos and dont drink alabama bleedin slammers - off to puke now
God I hate board games. "Bored games" works for me. I just flat refuse to play the things, problem solved.
Nov 25th 2007, 10:49 am
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Nov 25th 2007, 4:52 pm
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Nov 25th 2007, 4:57 pm
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Re: Bored Games
BTW - in case you didn't pick up on this - It was a JOKE!!!! we had a great time, I was having a laugh about board games. We are going to their place next weekend and we will cook for them. We may well play board games and all have a good time. Lighten up and keep off the sushi, I am guessing it don't agree with ya.
Nov 25th 2007, 6:27 pm
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Re: Bored Games
Okay, I aint complaining. I have had a great night.
The wifes best friend came round with her new fella. They made lasagna or whatever it is called. I purposely didn't drink until an hour after they got here (7 o-f/ookin-clock!!!) so that I could remain my charming and witty self until at least 8.02
On the plus side:
1) The guy was the DD (designated driver) and not the DDD (designated drunk driver).
2) They didn't invite us to the titty bar next weekend for burgers and fries(hence, probably not swingers like most americans seem to be).
3) He didn't say much, which meant I could monopolise the conversation and bang on about how great the Uk is (even though like all of us tossers I couldn't wait to bugger orf ha ha)
4) They brought the booze.
5) They flucked off just after 1.30am leaving me time to get a quick nobbing in with the wife.
All in all a good evening.
On the minus side.................:
They brought five different board games!!!! What's that all about? I stopped playing board games after our Billy made me eat a hotel in a grudge match of monopoly when I was ten.
I wanted to Play Halo 2 with the guy. They wanted to play Pictionary and Trivial Pursuits while drinking 'Alabama Slammers'. I wanted to get pissed and kill aliens. They wanted to come up with 12 different words to describe various things that began with the letter Q FFS.
All very wholesome I grant you. Also very boring. When the question was - something you wouldn't want to eat beginning with the letter D I put dogshit. Whats wrong with that? Everybody coughed politely and said - erm...yes, good answer. Things you wouldn't want to touch beginning with the letter D? Dead relatives of course. More polite coughs.
All in all a successful night I think. I dont imagine them coming back but what the hell. Board games indeed. I ask ya!!!!!
PS - excuse any typos and dont drink alabama bleedin slammers - off to puke now
The wifes best friend came round with her new fella. They made lasagna or whatever it is called. I purposely didn't drink until an hour after they got here (7 o-f/ookin-clock!!!) so that I could remain my charming and witty self until at least 8.02
On the plus side:
1) The guy was the DD (designated driver) and not the DDD (designated drunk driver).
2) They didn't invite us to the titty bar next weekend for burgers and fries(hence, probably not swingers like most americans seem to be).
3) He didn't say much, which meant I could monopolise the conversation and bang on about how great the Uk is (even though like all of us tossers I couldn't wait to bugger orf ha ha)
4) They brought the booze.
5) They flucked off just after 1.30am leaving me time to get a quick nobbing in with the wife.
All in all a good evening.
On the minus side.................:
They brought five different board games!!!! What's that all about? I stopped playing board games after our Billy made me eat a hotel in a grudge match of monopoly when I was ten.
I wanted to Play Halo 2 with the guy. They wanted to play Pictionary and Trivial Pursuits while drinking 'Alabama Slammers'. I wanted to get pissed and kill aliens. They wanted to come up with 12 different words to describe various things that began with the letter Q FFS.
All very wholesome I grant you. Also very boring. When the question was - something you wouldn't want to eat beginning with the letter D I put dogshit. Whats wrong with that? Everybody coughed politely and said - erm...yes, good answer. Things you wouldn't want to touch beginning with the letter D? Dead relatives of course. More polite coughs.
All in all a successful night I think. I dont imagine them coming back but what the hell. Board games indeed. I ask ya!!!!!
PS - excuse any typos and dont drink alabama bleedin slammers - off to puke now
Nov 25th 2007, 10:15 pm
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Re: Bored Games
BTW - in case you didn't pick up on this - It was a JOKE!!!! we had a great time, I was having a laugh about board games. We are going to their place next weekend and we will cook for them. We may well play board games and all have a good time. Lighten up and keep off the sushi, I am guessing it don't agree with ya.
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Nov 26th 2007, 12:08 am
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Nov 26th 2007, 1:58 am
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Re: Bored Games
At least they brought some grog. Back in TX Sue's student friends would turn up with some drinks, and an appetite. After eating us out of house and home, when they finally decided to leave, they always asked for what was left of the drinks they had brought (usually some cheap wine or dodgy Belgium beer). Bloody students
Nov 26th 2007, 2:08 am
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Re: Bored Games
Sounds like a wild night Silly Sod...I mean 5 board games....however did you choose....
Nov 26th 2007, 2:22 am
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Re: Bored Games
It was a wild night lol. Pony, these folks left all the drink which was another plus. We tried to make them take it but they insisted (largely because the wifes friend was so bladdered she could barely walk ha ha). So I drank it all today. Sunday, bloody sunday!!!
Nov 26th 2007, 3:06 am
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Re: Bored Games
I wanted to get pissed and kill aliens.
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When the question was - something you wouldn't want to eat beginning with the letter D I put dogshit. Whats wrong with that? Everybody coughed politely and said - erm...yes, good answer. Things you wouldn't want to touch beginning with the letter D? Dead relatives of course. More polite coughs.
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