E17Avenue

<span class="michaelcaine">Do what John?</span>

lisag8070

some-one needs to go to the square, set up a stall that sells condoms and teach em how to use them...

Sally Redux

Now I have a mental image of their bemused expressions as they handle the items, stretch them, flick them at eachother etc

lisag8070

I actually had "water balloon fight" picture in my head...

Sally Redux

now I have too

OverThePond

Okay - I don't watch Eastenders ... and never watched it while I lived in the UK - but to anyone who is interested Dish network shows it as PPV. So basically you get the week's shows over a day ...

... oh and lots of Eastenders info here:

http://www.answers.com/topic/eastenders

(Go to international screenings to find out if it is showing where you are)

lisag8070

splatting one on the 'Grant brothers' bald heads..

Sally Redux

Cue dazed staring expression...

Bob

The couch tripper site has direct downloads of it.

Also might find it on guba...and if you want old episodes, you might find it on some PBS stations depending on where you live....

lisag8070

then cue Grant and Phil dragging off the poor bugger to 'teach him a lesson' behind the lock-up...

Sally Redux

Or 'secretly' behind the one bush in the central park area

lisag8070

oh oh I know this one......behind the one and only Arthurs wooden bench next to the lonely bush in the centre.....

Sally Redux

If you had a deadly secret you didn't want anyone to know about, that would be the best place to talk about it, if not in the caff at lunchtime

lisag8070

lets not forget the drunken confessions in the pub....or the screaming confessions at the Launderette...

Sally Redux

I wonder what the other people in the pub are supposed to be making of it - they seem to carry on having a quiet pint, perhaps believing they have chanced upon some performance art 'out east'.