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Old Oct 2nd 2006, 1:51 am
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I thought I'd just throw this out there and get your views on whether "asshat" is a reasonable substitute for twat, now that I've been informed that "twat" is unforgivably rude over here.

While I'm at it, I've been told by a US grammatician I was just chatting to online that Bloody and F**k are two examples of a rare grammar construct. They're not a prefix or a suffix - they're an "INFIX" because they can be inserted into the middle of a word for emphasis:

e.g. Abso-bloody-lutely and Monu-f**king-mental
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Originally Posted by dbj1000
I thought I'd just throw this out there and get your views on whether "asshat" is a reasonable substitute for twat, now that I've been informed that "twat" is unforgivably rude over here.

While I'm at it, I've been told by a US grammatician I was just chatting to online that Bloody and F**k are two examples of a rare grammar construct. They're not a prefix or a suffix - they're an "INFIX" because they can be inserted into the middle of a word for emphasis:

e.g. Abso-bloody-lutely and Monu-f**king-mental
We were talking about this the other day, every good swear word has 3 consanants and a vowel, why I don't know. So Asshat is 1/1 over, although Shat is a good one.
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Old Oct 2nd 2006, 2:40 am
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Originally Posted by dbj1000
I thought I'd just throw this out there and get your views on whether "asshat" is a reasonable substitute for twat, now that I've been informed that "twat" is unforgivably rude over here.

While I'm at it, I've been told by a US grammatician I was just chatting to online that Bloody and F**k are two examples of a rare grammar construct. They're not a prefix or a suffix - they're an "INFIX" because they can be inserted into the middle of a word for emphasis:

e.g. Abso-bloody-lutely and Monu-f**king-mental

What a great word!! Is it American slang?
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Old Oct 2nd 2006, 3:28 am
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Originally Posted by dbj1000
I thought I'd just throw this out there and get your views on whether "asshat" is a reasonable substitute for twat, now that I've been informed that "twat" is unforgivably rude over here.

While I'm at it, I've been told by a US grammatician I was just chatting to online that Bloody and F**k are two examples of a rare grammar construct. They're not a prefix or a suffix - they're an "INFIX" because they can be inserted into the middle of a word for emphasis:

e.g. Abso-bloody-lutely and Monu-f**king-mental
Nice.

If you want to stay sounding British and eccentric, I've found adding random words to "cobbler" does very well, and has the desired effect whilst remaining within the confines of non-offensive.

ie - mince-cobbler, wally-cobbler, screen-cobbler (for those employees who have a tendency to surf the web all day, usage "look you little screen-cobbler, if I get another log with a porn site on it, you'll have to resort to performing on those sites to earn your bread and butter")

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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
We were talking about this the other day, every good swear word has 3 consanants and a vowel, why I don't know. So Asshat is 1/1 over, although Shat is a good one.

So how does B*ll*cks fit in with that???
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What a great word!! Is it American slang?
Yep. It's the first American term of abuse that I think I like!

Oh, that and butt-monkey.
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Wanker is great because they dont even know you are swearing at them.
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Originally Posted by dbj1000
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"asshat" came from www.fark.com I believe.

Farkisms
Great site, BTW.

Other scatological favorites:
"ass clown"
"turd burglar"
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Originally Posted by Hiro11
"asshat" came from www.fark.com I believe.

Farkisms
Great site, BTW.

Other scatological favorites:
"ass clown"
"turd burglar"
These are used quite a lot in our house, usually by hubby!
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Originally Posted by Hiro11
"asshat" came from www.fark.com I believe.

Farkisms
Great site, BTW.

Other scatological favorites:
"ass clown"
"turd burglar"
My all-time favourite was "a horticulturalist who favours a gradient..."
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