Aren't little old ladies wonderful?
Dec 21st 2016, 9:10 pm
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Aren't little old ladies wonderful?
Was following somebody in a car yesterday who:
- Sharply stopped over the 2nd white line at a red traffic light, probably only because of the large lump of vehicle crossing her bows
- Then drove in a straight line while the road curved, before deciding that bouncing off the curb might not be the best strategy
- Then didn't go at a left turn green traffic light. Counted to 3 and gave a quick tap on the horn, whereupon this white haired lady turned round and gave me the middle finger!
Bit early in the day for your sherry dear.
Went into a supermarket today when another white haired lady asked to help read some lightbulbs, which I happily did. Realised she was Irish so got talking. Few minutes later made my excuses when she started on about how she wanted to "murder those f*****g Muslims."
They're not all innocent grandmas y'know! And yes there are some that are.
- Sharply stopped over the 2nd white line at a red traffic light, probably only because of the large lump of vehicle crossing her bows
- Then drove in a straight line while the road curved, before deciding that bouncing off the curb might not be the best strategy
- Then didn't go at a left turn green traffic light. Counted to 3 and gave a quick tap on the horn, whereupon this white haired lady turned round and gave me the middle finger!
Bit early in the day for your sherry dear.Went into a supermarket today when another white haired lady asked to help read some lightbulbs, which I happily did. Realised she was Irish so got talking. Few minutes later made my excuses when she started on about how she wanted to "murder those f*****g Muslims."
They're not all innocent grandmas y'know! And yes there are some that are.
Dec 22nd 2016, 2:03 am
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Re: Aren't little old ladies wonderful?
So not a Hillary thread?
Dec 22nd 2016, 4:24 am
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Q:
At what age does a female slip from a little lady into the little old lady category.
At what age does a female slip from a little lady into the little old lady category.
Spoiler:
Dec 22nd 2016, 4:42 am
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Dec 22nd 2016, 7:12 am
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Re: Aren't little old ladies wonderful?
It's old guys who cant control their farts at market check out stands who annoy me. Old ladies just ask me to get stuff from top shelves for them
Dec 22nd 2016, 3:55 pm
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Re: Aren't little old ladies wonderful?
So this is trending on YouTube:
Dec 29th 2016, 2:19 am
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Under every pair of pants there is an asshole.
Dec 29th 2016, 3:03 am
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Dec 29th 2016, 4:58 am
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I commend the young woman for her self restraint. I would have been sorely tempted to give the ugly old bitch a slap in the kisser.
I liked the last line from old ugly "Speak English you're in Amuricka now so larn it"
Her English makes my south Yorkshire sound almost Eton and Oxford
I liked the last line from old ugly "Speak English you're in Amuricka now so larn it"
Her English makes my south Yorkshire sound almost Eton and Oxford
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