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Octang Frye May 17th 2011 5:44 pm

Apocalypse Plans?
 
Just wondered if anyone had anything special planned for this Saturday?
We were meant to be going to see U2 (not my choice, but the ticket was free).

But apparently it all goes down this Saturday, starting in Japan. 7,000 years ago, it was a flood. This time it will be by fire apparently.

We have the billboards here in Denver, plus I've seen those vans around town, and in Chicago.

I guess I'm pretty much farked. Are you any of you righteous enough to be raptured?

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local...121995629.html

Man spends $140,000
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/14...d-21-doomsday/

Sally Redux May 17th 2011 5:50 pm

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Oh yes there are some billboards around here, but I have to admit I had failed to mark my calendar for this important event.

I guess we could all meet in the BE pub :lol:

Octang Frye May 17th 2011 5:58 pm

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Apparently, it goes through October.

The only person I can see being saved on here is Michael.

Tarkak9 May 17th 2011 6:15 pm

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No point going to church on Sunday then.

Originally Posted by Octang Frye (Post 9370301)
..

I debated about going to U2 but line up doesn't look all that good; their last album sucked imo.

I heard about that guy spending 140G's... can't believe someone would but not too surprised ... Forrest Gump sums it well - 'stupid is as stupid does'....

Bob May 17th 2011 6:25 pm

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They were advertising for ages on the bill boards around here...then ran out of money so the boards are now advertising Shell petrol, though amusingly enough they were advertising BJ's Wholesellers before hand :lol:

robin1234 May 17th 2011 7:02 pm

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That one guy is 60 years old and only has $140,000 in life savings?? (Or had, until he blew it all.)

Captain Cheesestick May 17th 2011 7:08 pm

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I have arranged to meet this woman on the Sunday if we survive.

http://i.imgur.com/N3H5v.jpg

:wub:

tonrob May 17th 2011 7:13 pm

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Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 9370314)
Oh yes there are some billboards around here, but I have to admit I had failed to mark my calendar for this important event.

I guess we could all meet in the BE pub :lol:

That's fine by me - but don't expect Poppy to show up.. :D

Octang Frye May 17th 2011 7:27 pm

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Originally Posted by Herpes Simplex (Post 9370469)
I have arranged to meet this woman on the Sunday if we survive.

http://i.imgur.com/N3H5v.jpg

:wub:

Wow. Simply wow.

Kar98 May 17th 2011 7:45 pm

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Originally Posted by Octang Frye (Post 9370301)
Just wondered if anyone had anything special planned for this Saturday?

Yes. Gonna see the countryside in this:

http://megaragondin.free.fr/Album/normal_DSCF0103.JPG

:rofl:

Octang Frye May 17th 2011 7:52 pm

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That looks, uh, flammable...

So, I am torn in some respects. On the one hand, I don't want to suffer a fiery and abrupt end - indeed, I have so much yet to see and do - but then if it doesn't happen, I'll feel really bad for the people who gave up all their possessions/life savings etc.

Kar98 May 17th 2011 7:57 pm

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Originally Posted by Octang Frye (Post 9370571)
I'll feel really bad for the people who gave up all their possessions/life savings etc.

Why would you?

NSBlake May 17th 2011 8:03 pm

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Originally Posted by Herpes Simplex (Post 9370469)
I have arranged to meet this woman on the Sunday if we survive.

http://i.imgur.com/N3H5v.jpg

:wub:


Wish the wife would stop posting photos on the net...........

SultanOfSwing May 17th 2011 8:15 pm

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Does anyone know what time this is all going to go down? By the time it is the 21st here at GMT -6, it will already have been the 21st elsewhere in the world :confused:. I suppose since Harold Camping is a Yank, it'll probably be at 12 (11 central).

I think I'll just stay in Friday night and have a wank.

Octang Frye May 17th 2011 10:11 pm

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It's tempting, Sultan, but I think the prudent thing to do is be as pious and ascetic as you can be for the next few days.

If we're all getting judged, and Heaven has limited seating, a few fewer sins on your scorecard could squeak out someone else. Something to think about.


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