Any Plans For The End Of The World On Friday???
#61
Re: Any Plans For The End Of The World On Friday???
I believe it - I read somewhere that 1% of the world population believed it, (which is too close to the percentage of Americans who are NRA members to be coincidence, and they're always right), so it must be true, but I just can't find enough info on it. Like what time its going to happen? This of course, is critical. See, I've got a bit of lamb in the fridge, cos its my favorite, and I'd been planning on having it as a last meal sort of thing, but I just noticed its about 2 days past its sell by date. I researched food poisoning, and figure I have about an 8-12 hour window from consumption to "evacuation", so the real question is when should I eat it? Tonight for dinner, and hope the world ends on the stroke of midnight before the evacuation, or have I got time to hold off until lunchtime tomorrow? I'd hate to leave it too late and miss my last meal, but on the other hand, it would be a real bummer to eat it too early and miss the end of the world because I spent my last few hours groaning in the bog or wandering round with everyone thinking I'd crapped my pants out of fear of the end....quite a conundrum...
#62
Re: Any Plans For The End Of The World On Friday???
I believe it - I read somewhere that 1% of the world population believed it, (which is too close to the percentage of Americans who are NRA members to be coincidence, and they're always right), so it must be true, but I just can't find enough info on it. Like what time its going to happen? This of course, is critical. See, I've got a bit of lamb in the fridge, cos its my favorite, and I'd been planning on having it as a last meal sort of thing, but I just noticed its about 2 days past its sell by date. I researched food poisoning, and figure I have about an 8-12 hour window from consumption to "evacuation", so the real question is when should I eat it? Tonight for dinner, and hope the world ends on the stroke of midnight before the evacuation, or have I got time to hold off until lunchtime tomorrow? I'd hate to leave it too late and miss my last meal, but on the other hand, it would be a real bummer to eat it too early and miss the end of the world because I spent my last few hours groaning in the bog or wandering round with everyone thinking I'd crapped my pants out of fear of the end....quite a conundrum...
#63
Re: Any Plans For The End Of The World On Friday???
Sandwiches for the lamb, just scoff them down as soon as it starts going pear-shaped.
#65
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I figure the Mayans were on CET, if that helps.
#66
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Party at the pub. Maybe I'll wait to pay the tab, just in case.
#68
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Re: Any Plans For The End Of The World On Friday???
6:20 am down under. Put yer sheep away and fill us in, anyone been raptured/buggered by aliens/hit by an asteroid yet?
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#74
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#75
Re: Any Plans For The End Of The World On Friday???
But if they were that flippen smart then they would of know about other parts of the globe and why are there no Mayans today, what, they could predict the future but not maintain their own race!!