jemima55

I love the mixture of names and avatars from Red Dwarf, Hitchhikers Guide and Batman on this page.

Sally Redux

The old codger in the background is hilarious

Christian

Difficult to argue that, although ‘Did a 360’ to ACTUALLY mean ‘a reversal in direction’, to say nothing of
‘I could care less’ when one means ‘I could NOT care less’ ... they don't fail to place and show;
‘irregardless’ only wins by a nose.

(And I've given up on ‘inflammable’ ... now, if people try to tell me it means ‘fire-proof’, I give them a match ...
and just walk away).

jemima55

My husband was hiring a car and got all these stock phrases
"Hows your day going?" etc etc from the guy behind the desk. Wait two minutes and the guy asks the identical questions all over again.

Sally Redux

Get yourself one and join in.

paranoidandroid

I thought you said "give yourself one"

SultanOfSwing

I love the 'did a 360' - it makes for some great fun.

'Oh he did a complete 360 and now he wants to stay.'

'You mean a 180, right'

'No, he didn't want to before, he did a 360'

'So he still doesn't want to?'

'No he does now'

'Are you inflammable?'

'Of course I am, I'm not made of paper!'

'Oh goody' *lights match and walks away*

Sally Redux

it's a family thread.

paranoidandroid

Trailer park... yeah ok, I'll give you that one.

jemima55

Pissed off people always make me smile because at least it`s a real emotion

paranoidandroid

Here's one for Sultan... Offsides. He likes that one.

SultanOfSwing

Snarf.

Seriously, if you had to hear it every 5 seconds every game you'd be sick of it as well

Bob

If you want to stretch it into a sentence...I couldn't careless do ya for the mangle?

Bob

Could be worse, we had a blizzard followed by a thunderstorm on ours and it was in March

kimilseung

Well there you go then....there is always an explanation.
First time the geezer says "offside"; second and every othr time he says "offsides". It was not just each instance he was complaining about, it was the bulid up of no-calls.