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Leslie Dec 3rd 2016 12:46 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by dc koop (Post 12120273)
Maybe I shouldn't have told my African-American buddy at the gym the other day that he played a great game when he and his team beat us 45 to 30. Lucky for me he didn't take it the wrong way otherwise he might just have beaten the crap out of me for being patronizing and insensitive to suggest that because he happens to be black basketball comes naturally to him.

Really you have to laugh at these white people who when they happen to meet someone of a different color they start jumping around like chickens on a hot plate, their knickers full of poop, scared to death in case they might say something that could be construed as racist. It's just pathetic :lol: :lol:

You cover yourself in glory.

dc koop Dec 3rd 2016 5:52 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 12120431)
You cover yourself in glory.

If the PC crowd could have overheard the morning verbal exchanges between my good buddy Frank Cortez and myself when we arrived for work on the overhead power lines they would have been shocked into silence.

Me: Mornin' you effing bandidio !

Frank: Mornin' you Limey dickhead !

I suppose that being from Britain some members who don't understand the American way of friendliness just get all in a twist.

Frank of Hispanic descent and I were the best of buddies and our whole line crew were the civilian version of the band of brothers. We were a mixed bunch of several ethnicities and the kidding and verbal exchanges were a part of our life.

I would suggest therefore that those who are so quick to slap the racist tag on others just chill out. Get to know America better would also be another suggestion

Giantaxe Dec 3rd 2016 5:55 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by dc koop (Post 12120566)
If the PC crowd could have overheard the morning verbal exchanges between my good buddy Frank Cortez and myself when we arrived for work on the overhead power lines they would have been shocked into silence.

Me: Mornin' you effing bandidio !

Frank: Mornin' you Limey dickhead !

I suppose that being from Britain some members who don't understand the American way of friendliness just get all in a twist.

Frank of Hispanic descent and I were the best of buddies and our whole line crew were the civilian version of the band of brothers. We were a mixed bunch of several ethnicities and the kidding and verbal exchanges were a part of our life.

I would suggest therefore that those who are so quick to slap the racist tag on others just chill out. Get to know America better would also be another suggestion

Do you really think that kind of individual exchange is equivalent of labeling entire races or ethnicities in the paternalistic and patronising manner you did?

dc koop Dec 3rd 2016 5:58 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by Giantaxe (Post 12120570)
Do you really think that kind of individual exchange is equivalent of labeling entire races or ethnicities in the paternalistic and patronising manner you did?

Aw get off your high horse and just chill out :lol: You are making yourself look ridiculous :lol:

Giantaxe Dec 3rd 2016 6:03 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by dc koop (Post 12120573)
Aw get off your high horse and just chill out :lol: You are making yourself look ridiculous :lol:

So I guess you don't understand the difference. As Leslie said, you're really covering yourself in glory.

Leslie Dec 3rd 2016 6:04 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by dc koop (Post 12120566)
If the PC crowd could have overheard the morning verbal exchanges between my good buddy Frank Cortez and myself when we arrived for work on the overhead power lines they would have been shocked into silence.

Me: Mornin' you effing bandidio !

Frank: Mornin' you Limey dickhead !

I suppose that being from Britain some members who don't understand the American way of friendliness just get all in a twist.

Frank of Hispanic descent and I were the best of buddies and our whole line crew were the civilian version of the band of brothers. We were a mixed bunch of several ethnicities and the kidding and verbal exchanges were a part of our life.

I would suggest therefore that those who are so quick to slap the racist tag on others just chill out. Get to know America better would also be another suggestion

I am American, you idiot.

anotherlimey Dec 3rd 2016 6:57 am

Re: 2016 Election
 
I've got African Americans in my back yard building something.

I can tell you "hello you black bastards" didn't go down well.

Leslie Dec 3rd 2016 7:11 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by anotherlimey (Post 12120600)
I've got African Americans in my back yard building something.

I can tell you "hello you black bastards" didn't go down well.

You're supposed to call them "boy" and compliment their nappy hair. They love it when you touch their hair just to see what it feels like.

anotherlimey Dec 3rd 2016 8:20 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 12120605)
You're supposed to call them "boy" and compliment their nappy hair. They love it when you touch their hair just to see what it feels like.

As a peace offering, and to make up for my greeting earlier, I'm going to offer them lemonade while my face is painted black with boot polish so they don't feel threatened.

dc koop Dec 3rd 2016 8:24 am

Re: 2016 Election
 
[QUOTE=Leslie;12120605]You're supposed to call them "boy" and compliment their nappy hair. They love it when you touch their hair just to see what it feels like.[/QUOTE]

Yeah and you know what they might just do back at yer? Do the Donald thing just to see what it feels like.

dc koop Dec 3rd 2016 8:27 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 12120580)
I am American, you idiot.

Got papers to prove it ?

dc koop Dec 3rd 2016 8:29 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by anotherlimey (Post 12120630)
As a peace offering, and to make up for my greeting earlier, I'm going to offer them lemonade while my face is painted black with boot polish so they don't feel threatened.

They'll just laugh and say you must be a honky from Luton.

Leslie Dec 3rd 2016 9:32 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by anotherlimey (Post 12120630)
As a peace offering, and to make up for my greeting earlier, I'm going to offer them lemonade while my face is painted black with boot polish so they don't feel threatened.

Be sure to bring koop/morpeth (same person, obviously) with you, they're cool white boys and they really know how to talk street with the brown ones.

dc koop Dec 3rd 2016 10:25 am

Re: 2016 Election
 
[QUOTE=Leslie;12120659]Be sure to bring koop/morpeth (same person, obviously) with you, they're cool white boys and they really know how to talk street with the brown ones.[/QUOTE]

That's racial profiling for a start. Do all brown people talk street ?

You're cover is slipping. You're Rosie O'Donnell and I claim my five quid

Leslie Dec 3rd 2016 10:32 am

Re: 2016 Election
 

Originally Posted by dc koop (Post 12120680)

That's racial profiling for a start. Do all brown people talk street ?

You're cover is slipping. You're Rosie O'Donnell and I claim my five quid

Congratulations. You've lasted longer than usual this time.


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