Good Honest Thai Girls
#47
Re: Good Honest Thai Girls
So many correct observations and experiences here - I think the phrase "buyer beware" is applicable at all times when dealing with any woman anywhere in the world! More so in Pattaya!!
#53
Re: Good Honest Thai Girls
Reminds me of that old joke: Aussie walking along a beach comes across an old wine bottle covered in sand. Rubbing off the sand, a genie appears in a cloud of pink smoke. I will grant you one wish, said the genie.
The Aussie thought a minute before saying, my sister emigrated to New Zealand 12 years ago, I'd like to be able to visit her more often. I wish for a bridge connecting Australia with New Zealand.
Shaking his head,the genie replies, "the distance is huge, the water is too deep, seabed to uneven and soft, tides would tear it appart and it would have to be very high to stop being flooded. No its impossible,think of something else"
So the Aussie thinks again, before a smile came to his lips, "OK then,I want to understand women"
The genie looks at him incredulously and then mutters, "So, how many lanes on this bridge?"
The Aussie thought a minute before saying, my sister emigrated to New Zealand 12 years ago, I'd like to be able to visit her more often. I wish for a bridge connecting Australia with New Zealand.
Shaking his head,the genie replies, "the distance is huge, the water is too deep, seabed to uneven and soft, tides would tear it appart and it would have to be very high to stop being flooded. No its impossible,think of something else"
So the Aussie thinks again, before a smile came to his lips, "OK then,I want to understand women"
The genie looks at him incredulously and then mutters, "So, how many lanes on this bridge?"
#54
Re: Good Honest Thai Girls
Reminds me of that old joke: Aussie walking along a beach comes across an old wine bottle covered in sand. Rubbing off the sand, a genie appears in a cloud of pink smoke. I will grant you one wish, said the genie.
The Aussie thought a minute before saying, my sister emigrated to New Zealand 12 years ago, I'd like to be able to visit her more often. I wish for a bridge connecting Australia with New Zealand.
Shaking his head,the genie replies, "the distance is huge, the water is too deep, seabed to uneven and soft, tides would tear it appart and it would have to be very high to stop being flooded. No its impossible,think of something else"
So the Aussie thinks again, before a smile came to his lips, "OK then,I want to understand women"
The genie looks at him incredulously and then mutters, "So, how many lanes on this bridge?"
The Aussie thought a minute before saying, my sister emigrated to New Zealand 12 years ago, I'd like to be able to visit her more often. I wish for a bridge connecting Australia with New Zealand.
Shaking his head,the genie replies, "the distance is huge, the water is too deep, seabed to uneven and soft, tides would tear it appart and it would have to be very high to stop being flooded. No its impossible,think of something else"
So the Aussie thinks again, before a smile came to his lips, "OK then,I want to understand women"
The genie looks at him incredulously and then mutters, "So, how many lanes on this bridge?"
Let me know when a man can figure out a woman ...
#55
Re: Good Honest Thai Girls
One day a man decided to travel the world looking for the perfect woman! He travelled far and wide searching many continents. In Europe he visited Italy where some of the most beautiful and exotic women exist. An acquaintance introduced him to several ladies but none were as perfect as he intended. In Africa, he met beautiful women who’s ancestors had conquered vast areas of the continent and were descended from great warrior Chiefs, but alas no perfect woman. The America’s proved to be the same.
At last the man came to Asia where after many days and nights searching he happened upon a small community hidden in the mountains of some exotic sounding land. There he saw the perfect woman. Afraid to approach her he commissioned a wise old man from the local village who gladly (for this woman was astounding) agreed to advocate on the man’s behalf. Duly the old man went to the seemingly perfect woman’s home and over the course of several days explained the situation. The old man then returned to the man who was eager to hear news. The man said, So is this the perfect woman? The old man replied Sir, I think you have found the perfect woman. However, there is one problem. She explained to me that she is looking for the perfect man!
At last the man came to Asia where after many days and nights searching he happened upon a small community hidden in the mountains of some exotic sounding land. There he saw the perfect woman. Afraid to approach her he commissioned a wise old man from the local village who gladly (for this woman was astounding) agreed to advocate on the man’s behalf. Duly the old man went to the seemingly perfect woman’s home and over the course of several days explained the situation. The old man then returned to the man who was eager to hear news. The man said, So is this the perfect woman? The old man replied Sir, I think you have found the perfect woman. However, there is one problem. She explained to me that she is looking for the perfect man!
Last edited by vikingsail; Jan 9th 2013 at 4:36 pm.
#56
Re: Good Honest Thai Girls
One day a man decided to travel the world looking for the perfect woman! He travelled far and wide searching many continents. In Europe he visited Italy where some of the most beautiful and exotic women exist. An acquaintance introduced him to several ladies but none were as perfect as he intended. In Africa, he met beautiful women who’s ancestors had conquered vast areas of the continent and were descended from great warrior Chiefs, but alas no perfect woman. The America’s proved to be the same.
At last the man came to Asia where after many days and nights searching he happened upon a small community hidden in the mountains of some exotic sounding land. There he saw the perfect woman. Afraid to approach her he commissioned a wise old man from the local village who gladly (for this woman was astounding) agreed to advocate on the man’s behalf. Duly the old man went to the seemingly perfect woman’s home and over the course of several days explained the situation. The old man then returned to the man who was eager to hear news. The man said, So is this the perfect woman? The old man replied Sir, I think you have found the perfect woman. However, there is one problem. She explained to me that she is looking for the perfect man!
At last the man came to Asia where after many days and nights searching he happened upon a small community hidden in the mountains of some exotic sounding land. There he saw the perfect woman. Afraid to approach her he commissioned a wise old man from the local village who gladly (for this woman was astounding) agreed to advocate on the man’s behalf. Duly the old man went to the seemingly perfect woman’s home and over the course of several days explained the situation. The old man then returned to the man who was eager to hear news. The man said, So is this the perfect woman? The old man replied Sir, I think you have found the perfect woman. However, there is one problem. She explained to me that she is looking for the perfect man!
#57
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Re: Good Honest Thai Girls
Why not go to Thai temples? There are many places across the UK. Please search Google for this. Good luck.
#59
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Re: Good Honest Thai Girls
LOL... Sorry I meant it is no need to do Thailand just to find a good girl. He Anonymous can still find a lady in the UK who has already adjusted her life to fit into the British environment. The best place is a Thai temple which organises all sorts of cultural activities. He might be fortunate to find Miss Right.