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Jerseygirl Apr 18th 2016 9:43 pm

What has p*ssed you off today...part II
 
A woman walking her German Shepherd off the leash...in an area when all dogs should be leashed.

Geordie George Apr 18th 2016 9:48 pm

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Pulaski implying I'm southern, 'cause I say quiche and not flan. :sneaky:

Pulaski Apr 18th 2016 9:50 pm

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Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11926302)
Don't forget, I'm here if you need any help with dietary advise.

How about help with spelling? :unsure:

Pulaski Apr 18th 2016 9:52 pm

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Originally Posted by Geordie George (Post 11926306)
Pulaski implying I'm southern, 'cause I say quiche and not flan. .....

I find it implausible that I have pissed off you, or anyone else, today or any other day! :blink:

Nutek Apr 18th 2016 9:53 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11926309)
How about help with spelling? :unsure:

Spelling. Bah. If it doesn't have a red squiggly line under it, it's all good.

SultanOfSwing Apr 18th 2016 9:53 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11926309)
How about help with spelling? :unsure:

If he eats part of the 's' it becomes a 'c' ...

/helpful

Nutek Apr 18th 2016 9:54 pm

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Originally Posted by Geordie George (Post 11926306)
Pulaski implying I'm southern, 'cause I say quiche and not flan. :sneaky:

Big Jessie.

zargof Apr 18th 2016 9:54 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11926311)
I find it implausible that I have pissed off you, or anyone else, today or any other day! :blink:

Yeah, but implying someone is Southern would piss anyone off. I can't think of a worse insult.

Pulaski Apr 18th 2016 9:56 pm

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Originally Posted by zargof (Post 11926315)
Yeah, but implying someone is Southern would piss anyone off. I can't think of a worse insult.

Very true, and though it pains me to admit it, I agree with you. :o

Geordie George Apr 18th 2016 9:56 pm

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Originally Posted by zargof (Post 11926315)
Yeah, but implying someone is Southern would piss anyone off. I can't think of a worse insult.

Exactly, that man!

I'm off to seethe in the shower.

SultanOfSwing Apr 18th 2016 9:56 pm

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Originally Posted by zargof (Post 11926315)
Yeah, but implying someone is Southern would piss anyone off. I can't think of a worse insult.

:goodpost:

Bahtatboy Apr 18th 2016 11:07 pm

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Originally Posted by zargof (Post 11926315)
Yeah, but implying someone is Southern would piss anyone off. I can't think of a worse insult.

My younger son, who grew up in Yorkshire, was mortified to learn that I was brung up in Sarfend. Needless to say that deprived him of a Capri for his 21st birthday present.

moneypenny20 Apr 19th 2016 12:27 am

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Don't like any of you any more. I'm pissed off, offended, and all sorts of other disgruntled feelings. :sneaky:

Pulaski Apr 19th 2016 12:30 am

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 11926380)
Don't like any of you any more. I'm pissed off, offended, and all sorts of other disgruntled feelings. .....

Maybe we could make you an honorary northerner, or better still Yorkshireman. :unsure:

moneypenny20 Apr 19th 2016 12:38 am

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11926385)
Maybe we could make you an honorary northerner, or better still Yorkshireman. :unsure:

:confused: Why on earth would I want that????????????:eek:

Dreamy Apr 19th 2016 12:47 am

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 11926380)
Don't like any of you any more. I'm pissed off, offended, and all sorts of other disgruntled feelings. :sneaky:

Mr Dreamy gets pissed off when we call him a soft suvverner.

He reckons we're all southerners now, because of our geographical location.

He just doesn't get it.

Possibly because he's a southerner.

Dorothy Apr 19th 2016 12:48 am

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Originally Posted by Dreamy (Post 11926394)
Mr Dreamy gets pissed off when we call him a soft suvverner.

He reckons we're all southerners now, because of our geographical location.

He just doesn't get it.

Possibly because he's a southerner.

I love Mr Dreamy. :nod:.

Pulaski Apr 19th 2016 1:14 am

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 11926391)
.... Why on earth would I want that??? ......

Why wouldn't you? :confused:

moneypenny20 Apr 19th 2016 1:32 am

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11926404)
Why wouldn't you? :confused:

I'm a southerner, there is no reason on this planet why I would even think about being a northerner. That's just bizarre. :blink: You are very strange my friend but then you're a northerner so ......

Pulaski Apr 19th 2016 1:35 am

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 11926407)
I'm a southerner, there is no reason on this planet why I would even think about being a northerner. That's just bizarre. :blink: You are very strange my friend but then you're a northerner so ......

:p

Scamp Apr 19th 2016 4:50 am

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I can't imagine being a Northener. It's like that's it. Your life if complete, it's all you're likely to achieve and you can spend the rest of your days explaining to everyone what it's like to be a Northerner and how Wakefield is actually nice (it isn't from what I've seen).

Bizarre levels of pride based on what's basically fields of shit and manual labour.

Much like the Cornish. They need to calm the **** down too.

Bahtatboy Apr 19th 2016 6:56 am

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11926485)
I can't imagine being a Northener. It's like that's it. Your life if complete, it's all you're likely to achieve and you can spend the rest of your days explaining to everyone what it's like to be a Northerner and how Wakefield is actually nice (it isn't from what I've seen).

Bizarre levels of pride based on what's basically fields of shit and manual labour.

Much like the Cornish. They need to calm the **** down too.

That's the attitude. Stops the poncy hordes from advancing north.

GeniB Apr 19th 2016 7:54 am

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The only people who ever 'bang on' about being a northerner seem to come from Yorkshire!! all b****y Viking foreigners anyway

Bahtatboy Apr 19th 2016 9:06 am

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There's nowt wrong wi' Wekky or its cuisine:

Daniel Pennock begs for help to cure condition that sees him eat same meal | Daily Mail Online

Scamp Apr 19th 2016 11:08 am

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11926524)
That's the attitude. Stops the poncy hordes from advancing north.

:rofl::rofl:

I knew I could count on you.

Zoe Bell Apr 20th 2016 4:11 pm

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I got very pissed off by our condo management deactivating my key fob yesterday, despite us having lived there for over 8 years and having filled in every damn stupid form they insisted on for their "fob audit" (code for we are so incompetent we have no clue who actually lives here)

So pissed off in fact that I'm now pursuing legal action.

Pulaski Apr 20th 2016 4:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Zoe Bell (Post 11927832)
I got very pissed off by our condo management deactivating my key fob yesterday, despite us having lived there for over 8 years and having filled in every damn stupid form they insisted on for their "fob audit" (code for we are so incompetent we have no clue who actually lives here)

So pissed off in fact that I'm now pursuing legal action.

The very idea of living under the heel of a Condo Association pï$$es me off! :frown:

Nutek Apr 20th 2016 4:17 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11927836)
The very idea of living under the heel of a Condo Association pï$$es me off! :frown:

This.

Not enough money in the world to get me to put up with that.

Zoe Bell Apr 20th 2016 4:47 pm

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I love our condo, I love where we live. Generally it suits us , Its the current board that is the issue.

Jerseygirl Apr 20th 2016 4:55 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11927836)
The very idea of living under the heel of a Condo Association pï$$es me off! :frown:

I used to think the same about HOA's...even though I've never lived in an HOA area.

Never had any problems with our condo association...they do a good job.

GeniB Apr 20th 2016 4:57 pm

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My OH has a problem.. He never listens to anyone ,and he has limited spacial awareness.and patience
Today he put his 'handicap' into action on the golf course .I was returning my club to the caddy in the back of the golf cart when he decided 'enough of this hanging around' and drove off- over my foot.!!! When I yelped,he drove back onto it and remained there..Screaming did have an effect - eventually.. Is there a cure for this ? anyone? Or do I really have to have him put down

GeniB Apr 20th 2016 5:03 pm

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11926576)


The only 'eating disorder ' he had was his mother and father giving him sausage and chips!! whats wrong with people? Can' they say NO ? A day or two of no food and he would have been happy to eat the carpet :eek:

Pulaski Apr 20th 2016 5:09 pm

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11926576)
There's nowt wrong wi' Wekky or its cuisine:

Daniel Pennock begs for help to cure condition that sees him eat same meal ....


Originally Posted by GeniB (Post 11927877)
The only 'eating disorder ' he had was his mother and father giving him sausage and chips!! whats wrong with people? Can' they say NO ? A day or two of no food and he would have been happy to eat the carpet :eek:

Why has the DM printed an article written for The Onion? :confused:

zargof Apr 20th 2016 5:11 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11927882)
Why has the DM printed an article written for The Onion? :confused:

It wouldn't be the first time...

Bahtatboy Apr 20th 2016 5:42 pm

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Originally Posted by GeniB (Post 11927877)
The only 'eating disorder ' he had was his mother and father giving him sausage and chips!! whats wrong with people? Can' they say NO ? A day or two of no food and he would have been happy to eat the carpet :eek:

A friend of my son, who I knew when they both stayed with me in Abu Dhabi, never ate any vegetables apart from chips, and hadn't done so since about the age of 10. Even with a burger he'd remove the lettuce and slices of gherkin. He was then in his late teens, and was, not surprisingly, a bit spotty. His father was a GP. (Mind you, I've met a few odd GPs.)

Nutek Apr 20th 2016 5:44 pm

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Nothing wrong with sausage and chips.

Perfectly fine balance of vegetable, protein and cereal. Yum.

zargof Apr 20th 2016 6:44 pm

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Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11927912)
Nothing wrong with sausage and chips.

Perfectly fine balance of vegetable, protein and cereal. Yum.

Add some baked beans and it's even healthier.

Pulaski Apr 20th 2016 6:46 pm

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Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11927912)
Nothing wrong with sausage and chips. ....

Why wasn't the sausage in the story battered? :confused:

SultanOfSwing Apr 20th 2016 7:07 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11927952)
Why wasn't the sausage in the story battered? :confused:

OK, now I want battered sausage from my old chippy. It'll be a long wait until our next holiday over :(

Nutek Apr 20th 2016 7:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11927952)
Why wasn't the sausage in the story battered? :confused:

Because it didn't get into a car with Chris Brown.


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